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September 26, 2009 |
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Doris
FOUND by Patricia
in Walnut Creek, California
This was found by my dad, who is a security guard in a retirement community. He thinks it might be from this woman living there who likes to bring them 'treats' (cookies, etc.) accompanied by her dog. They never eat the 'treats', because she apparently lets the dog lick the offerings.
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We collect FOUND stuff: love letters, birthday cards, kids' homework,
to-do lists, ticket stubs, poetry on napkins, telephone bills, doodles -
anything that gives a glimpse into someone
else's life. Anything goes...
ight not be exactly healthy, as she points out, but most dogs will agree that it can be deliciou
Not healthy to eat poop? Nobody tells me anything!
How does she know the dog pooped in the house and ate it?
HAha...sounds like the Soup Nazi: NO TREATS FOR YOU!!
Actually, Doris, coprophagia is more often a symptom of nutritional deficiency. No one can "make" a dog eat its own poop unless they stand over the poor thing and stuff it in. And if you didn't let Fido out in time to do his business, I fail to see how your neighbours "made" him poop in the house. A housetrained dog that can get outside will do so.
Were her neighbours in her house without her and they didn't let the dog out? How could their "selfishness" cause misplaced soiling?
For some reason this Find reminds me of the one from the elderly lady, about clipping the grass in the picnic area.
This looks like it was written by an elderly lady. My grandmother used to date everything like this, and Doris is an old fashioned name. I wonder what kind of treats she is withholding, and if it was a regular event.
What did the neighbors do to make the dog so distressed that it wouldn't go outside to poop?
In the words of Mr Townshend, "Hope I die before I get old."
This was the Find I was thinking of: http://www.foundmagazine.com/find/2100
Maybe her typewriter broke down, or someone stole it.
Another Find less than six months old? What's this world coming to?
I do not think she was being selfish if she gave the pooch a treat. I think there was exlax in the one I had.
@staceykat in texas - she couldn't get there in time with her bad hip and walker....
the "treat" lady probably asked her "selfish" neighbor to watch her dog for a while but the "selfish" neighbor probably did crappy (heh heh) job of taking care of fido. "No more treats til JUNE!!"
The dog likes a clean house? I suppose that's why he ate his poop -- because his tongue is the only cleaning implement a dog has.
ROFL @: "It is not healthy to eat poop."