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October 01, 2009 |
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6 Questions
FOUND by Christian
in Chicago, Illinois
Found this blowing in the wind in my backyard from the alley. Maybe a quiz for this little girl's step-sibling?
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We collect FOUND stuff: love letters, birthday cards, kids' homework,
to-do lists, ticket stubs, poetry on napkins, telephone bills, doodles -
anything that gives a glimpse into someone
else's life. Anything goes...
1. stares
2. baby toe
3. no
4. I drother not say
5. Lyle?
6. bowling
1. Rug- most definitely rug. No home is complete without one. Walls? Who needs 'em? People and their materialism... Pffft.
2. Gull bladder
3. Depends on the liquid.. Some of them look like a splash, some kind of a blobbish type, some like a drop, and others are just so unoriginal and conform to the shape of whatever its in
4. A.) Bunnee Drothers - a mysterious type of Koala that eats the even more mysterious Bunnee monsters and aggressive gorillas with horrible teeth (which is just about any gorrilla anyhow since most don't have enough insurance for such dental fundamentals!)... Ah, my favorite kind of drother...
B.) As for brothers? It's gotta be mommy's brother Jimbo!
5. Uncle Jimbo... heart you daddy!
6. COPS - it could be considered a sport. . .
1. Most imprten thing in the house is the refrigerator, but since it's not an option, rug. hardwood floors too darn cold.
2. the lest imprten thing in my body would be the uvula. (now someone like Baby Basil will correct me with a dissertation on the immunities and your uvula)
3. dose a liqwid have its shape? yes, it takes the shape of the dosing cup.
4. mommy's favrit drother: the only one. Roo.
5. Dad's name has to be Stanley.
6. Mommy's favet sport to watch? Ultimate Fighting
e answer to all six questions are the same: Ru
A rug can really pull the room together.
What are the chances that the answer to #5 is the same as to #4?
Yes, Librarian.... so Mommy's favorite sport on TV is "Cheaters".
1. As 3 little pigs know..walls
2. Tonsils
3. Only the yummy ones
4.The one she sold to the gypsies..that threat still works on me and I am an adult!
5.Ask Maury Povich he can tell you
6.Males double synchronized swimming..hello
Am I alone in thinking the author of this note is probably a little disturbed, and disturbing?
@Ian in Edinburgh--Not to call you out, but yes, I think you're alone in thinking the author of this note is probably a little disturbed and disturbing. It's clearly a little kid writing up questions... nothing dark or sinister here. :-)
My mother was always selling me to the gypsies, and I found out recently, I am still for sale...! Do the gypsies buy children, or do they just steal them?
1. Stares (I love the attention).
2. Appendix, of course.
3. Liquids take the shape of the vessel that contains them (trick question).
4. Mommy's favorite drother? I'll assume this is "brother". That would be Earl. Sam is an ass.
5. I couldn't guess, but it's not the same as mine (although we have the same mommy).
6. "Hide the sausage" with Earl.
No more disturbing than the sort of questions often asked in interviews with headhunters, Human Resource Directors, etc. They think they can read your psyche with arbitrary questions about what kind of icecream you prefer, etc. Blogthings will get you just as far.
Does liquid hold its shape? If frozen, yes.
Obviously, this is a pretend test written by a Future Teacher of America (FTA). Because children learn by doing what the adults around them are doing, and all kids in school are doing these days is taking tests. To the great detriment of their education.
When I was little, we "played school" by making drawings and writing stories.
The most important thing in a house is not listed. It's the windows! Definitely.
Clover, hope you recover soon. I have been in bed all week with it....
huked on foniks werks ivry tyme
Kayathome-both
1. Walls
2. Spider veins.
3. Liqwid dose haz mai shap.
4. Either Will Smith or Obama.
5. Michael?
6. Dwarf tossing?
2. Some say your nose. Some say your toes. I think it's your mind.
Kid shouldn't have taken those sugar cubes with the pink coloring on them....
@Ophelia...I dunno, I just think any little child who asks "What is the least important thing in your body" is a bit unusual, to say the least.
Actually, Clover, the baby toe is essential to a person's balance. Without the baby toe, a person would walk very strangely indeed.
I guess I'll speak on behalf of the gypsy folk. we might steal kids, but we make the most delish kolache!
@Ian in Edinburg I don't think it's disturbing, but I do think it came from one annoying kid...
@ Random: hence the Ministry of Funny Walks, I suppose
Rug, its where nose pickings are disposed of. Baby toe nails. Yes, every thing has a shape. Cousin Earl is the answer #4 and #5. Vomit hurling?
So I'm wondering why there are little check-mark boxes next to each question.
#2. Belly button lint.
Cute.
Can anyone reading this recommend two movies to rent from Netflix tomorrow?
yes, that's for sure from a little girl by just looking at the handwriting.