October 16, 2009

Rocket Scientist
FOUND by Minton Clark in Burlington, Vermont
My husband found this in our front yard a few days ago. Sounds like a fed-up roommate to me! I really like the cryptic "haul" at the bottom of the note. I mean, was there enough dirt to actually need hauling rather than sweeping or mopping?
Farmer in The Dell
ocket science, sprocket science, socket science, docket science, pocket science, locket sci
+ October 16, 2009 05:16 AM +
Dog breath in the dust bowl
The answer my friend, is blowin' in the wind,the answer is blowing in the wind.
+ October 16, 2009 05:27 AM +
Ian in Edinburgh
The problem is, she ain't no haul-a back girl.
+ October 16, 2009 06:21 AM +
Librarian in the woodwork

Maybe a geologist? Or a meteorologist?

@ Dog breath ... good call!

(Note reminds me of something I heard or read a few years back looking into what actual rocket scientists say in situations like this. Unfortunately, I can't remember what it is they say. Something like "you don't have to be a Talmudic scholar..."? Or "you don't have to be a brain surgeon..."?)
+ October 16, 2009 06:51 AM +
fooch in my classroom, minding my own business
Dog breath: Thanks for making me smile (especially after hearing previews this morning of BD's new Christmas music and wanting to kill myself when I heard it).
+ October 16, 2009 09:35 AM +
Yeah, so haul ass out there and clean up, lazy.
Hmm. Sorry. Blowin in the Wind.. predictable. Haula back girl actually made me laugh.

I want to print this sign out and post it in my place of work. Lazy kids ignore anything that resembles work because they know someone else will come in and do it anyway.
+ October 16, 2009 11:34 AM +
Billy-- Lost somewhere in the Seventies.
You don't have to be a star, baby. To be in my show.
+ October 16, 2009 12:01 PM +
Hiplainsdrifter in South Portland, Maine

I never claimed to be a Rocket Scientist. I did say, however, that I was a Geometeorologist so do you believe me now?
+ October 16, 2009 12:18 PM +
no room at the in n...
No, I'm not a rocket scientist. But I DID stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.
+ October 16, 2009 01:40 PM +
Librarian in the woodwork

This note was signed by one half of that pop music duo from the late 1970's, "Haul and Oats".

Oats never was no good at pickin' up after hisself.
+ October 16, 2009 02:16 PM +
fooch in my classroom, minding my own business
Librarian, check out http://www.lechatnoirboutique.com/proddetail.php?pr
+ October 16, 2009 03:13 PM +
fish in my soup
I am not a rocket scientist, but I sleep with one
+ October 16, 2009 04:23 PM +
angie in http://therer2doors.wordpress.com/
ha!

lucky he didn't find the rocket scientist in your front yard. they are stubborn peepers...
+ October 16, 2009 04:31 PM +

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