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October 21, 2009 |
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Clam These Items
FOUND by Sarah
in Clifton Park, New York
My office has several kitchenettes throughout the building. Once a month, the refrigerators are cleaned and unmarked items are thrown away. This warning note was found next to several Tupperware containers after the monthly purge. Of note: my office is a publishing company.
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We collect FOUND stuff: love letters, birthday cards, kids' homework,
to-do lists, ticket stubs, poetry on napkins, telephone bills, doodles -
anything that gives a glimpse into someone
else's life. Anything goes...
How did they manage to spell tomorrow correctly?!
"Tupperware...the container that clams up!"
Nothing remotely unusual or interesting about this find. "Clam" is simply restaraunt nomenclature for those styrofoam "to go" boxes (literally hinged like a clamshell). Whoever is cleaning out the fridge doesn't want to throw out your good Tupperware, so they want the leftovers transferred to a disposable container. Weak sauce. Lamest find ever.
seafood salad threat?
Sticky Note - I think the person just meant to write "Claim" not "clam". Forgetting an "I" in a word when writing is very indicative of an absent-minded person. No other missing letter indicates that, just a missing "I".
clam these items: put them in a box/tub/sea shell that doesnt open. i dont want to see them again! if not, ill toss them away!
Ooh!
If I leave an item out, will it get tossed tomorrow? heh heh.
Two old men sitting on a bench:
- Nice out, isn't it.
- Well you'd better put it away.
Clam chowder stinks after a month even in a Tupperware container!
What's with the tan line on the Malibu / Swimsuit Body suit ad??
R in k-a-dink-adink, I think Sticky Note was being sarcastic.
I think, anyway...
"It's so nice out...I think I'll leave it out!"
Seems odd that "it" was corrected to "they" but the spelling mistake went uncorrected.
@ Party in my pants...
There isn't a single ad from American apparel that isn't creepy or weird in some way. I wonder if the execs read these postings?
Creepy or offensive as they are, they don't come close to the daphne rosen postings.
wow... daphne rosen needs a valium, me thinks.
I was thinking that too, correct it to they, but leave the clam standing?
and i wish there was a sarcasm font. someone should invent one.
there is a sarcasm notation for online, though I don't think it has taken off so well. goes like this:
~daphne rosen is so very insightful!~
uh, Found moderators?
We have a problem...
Reminds me of Ivar's slogan (famous fish & chips from Seattle): Keep Clam!
I once met a dude from Clifton Park at a noisy dance club. We were dancing and he kept shouting "..blah blah blah..Clifton Park!" and I, having only recenty moved to Upstate NY, thought he was giving his name. No idea what his real name was.
It's all fun and games until someone loses an "i"
daphne rosen: we don't care. find someone who does.
I know this find is boring/unfunny, hard to work with. Is that why some of you who should know better are egging Dickless Daphne on? When you see the name Daphne, you could always skip that post. But it's human nature, I guess, or curiosity, to go ahead and read it. Comment on it...if you want to keep it coming.
..is Daphne SALT in disquise?
Daphne Rosen is an American Apparel skank.
I thought it said CRAM these items at first. Cram it in your cram hole!
Miss Scarlet's post is fake.
LOL.. did anyone else bother to waste the time, energy and brain cells to google daphne rosen? eeeesh. Not sure American Apparel makes anything that could accommodate THOSE.
He/She doesnt mean Clam... He/She mean CLAIM... Claim these items or they will be tossed... DUH!
PS- yellow + blue = green... thanks spam question...
I clam ALL the items are ok. Now what?
Dear Clam,
These items, Ok.
It/They will be tossed.
Yours truly,
Tomorrow
Oh Bored in Utah... that's so cute!
All your clams are belong to me!
o_O : Don't even start that nonsense with me.
@AdamAnt and Miss Scarlet: I can haz your clam?
What does creepy-ass Daphne Rosen, AKA "the Jewish-American Princess of Porn," have to do with creepy-ass American Apparel (which is staffed by mostly illegal immigrants actually), other than the fact that they are both creepy as hell? Is there another connection here? Does Daphne Rosen submit to Found or something? "Enclosed you will find a gigantic dildo which I discovered up my ass today..." Lulz.