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November 02, 2009 |
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"Pony"
FOUND by Jeff
in Madison, Wisconsin
I found this tacked to a corkboard in a random university building. It is by far the strangest pony I have ever seen. No face, two legs and a torso that looks like a deformed squash? This pony has some problems.
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We collect FOUND stuff: love letters, birthday cards, kids' homework,
to-do lists, ticket stubs, poetry on napkins, telephone bills, doodles -
anything that gives a glimpse into someone
else's life. Anything goes...
If that were my pony I'd call it "Porkchop"...
It's an artistic interpretation!
Never look a gift horse in the mouth.
But a gift pony? Feel free to criticize all you want.
Never lick a gift whore in the mouth.
Let's all just agree to pretend that those lines to the left there represent a tail.
You know, if it wasn't for the tail, this pony looks more like a sheep. Because either it has no head or it's head has no neck.
But maybe the pony is wearing one of those poofy winter coats, and is kinda hunching down to stay warm. Like a Florida pony visiting Alaska in the winter.
Marshmallow Peep Pony!
It's Pony Maroney
Pony, "The Headless Chicken" - ran around and around the yard for 30 seconds or so until he collapsed.
This is one bad case of pony obesity!
Actually, this doesn't look like a pony. And this is probably why "Pony" is written with quotation marks. It's an alien desperately trying to disguise as some animal!
Run while you still can, for the invasion has begun! The truth is out there!
Ferizzle, "Pork Chop" is the perfect name.
Librarian, you beat me to it. "Pony" has a gastrointestinal issue.
mister, would you please help my pony?
If you turn it upside down (or crane your neck really far), it looks kind of like a bull's head with a wimpy little ponytail popping out. It's probably one of those things where a little kid draws a sorry ass picture, then tells the teacher the title, which the teacher in turn writes at the bottom of the paper.
In this case, the kid probably said, "ponytail," but the lazy, inattentive teacher just heard the "pony" part, and, not realizing (or caring) that she was looking at this deformity upside down, titled it as such. Not that it matters...some fawning, overly proud parent obviously thought highly enough of this atrocity to tack it up for every unfortunate passerby to see. On the other hand, I guess it's also possible that there was a parent with some artistic taste who just dropped this thing on the ground for someone with a sense of humor to tack up for everyone to laugh at.
Nice one, cubby! Never miss a chance to quote the immortal philosophical musings of Ween...
and Hello Kitty has no mouth
Maybe this pony has been chewing bark and not the leaves. Ween, FTW!
Ponee
@hines ward, bunnee is exactly what i thought of too! little kids are so unsettlingly cute.
...and so the last person to scream "NOT IT!!" had to be Steve's partner for pictionary.
I made something that looks like this once. It wasn't a drawing, it was in my penis puppetry class.
Looks more like Michael Moore evacuating.
Zero trick pony.
@ Natski...this is what this find reminds me of, playing Pictionary with a particular friend. She would draw these blobs for animals, and I would be the only one to be able to interpret them--more out of intuition than anything else...Good times...
Those random university buildings are the pits. You never know what you're going to get taught in there, or even if it'll be in the same place again tomorrow.
And you can't trust anyone who has a random university degree.
Hay, I graduated summa cum laude from Random University. Don't knock it, Baby.
Why does this pony make me think of THIS find?
http://foundmagazine.com/comments/3229
You folks would love the music video for the song "Poney" by Vitalic. You'll thank me later.
I love this pony!15
This made me laugh so hard, I love it!