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August 04, 2009 |
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Get Tested
FOUND by Andy W.
in My Pants
After a long night of party hopping, I ended up passing out at home. In the morning I found this stuffed into the front of my pants.
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We collect FOUND stuff: love letters, birthday cards, kids' homework,
to-do lists, ticket stubs, poetry on napkins, telephone bills, doodles -
anything that gives a glimpse into someone
else's life. Anything goes...
Oh for goodness sakes! Is this a true find???
oh Andy W. did you get tested? i know that it's unlikely the piece of paper has any diseases on it but finding it down your pants is still a cause for concern
Well, if it is only Herpes and Sex Juice, then no worries. Hoof and Mouth disease is a cause for concern, so thank god that is not listed on the paper.
Piece of paper your comment reminds me of a story...my son who was 9 got sent home with a note because he told a little girl wearing lip gloss she looked like she had hoof and mouth disease...even kids know having that is effed up!
espite the invention of ink, some die-hards still preferred to wri
Oh, great! And now the paper is on the inside of my computer monitor!! Does that mean I've got one of those computer virus things?
@Phoebe Muse, I like your son's willingness to speak his own mind. Hope the teacher didn't quash it too badly.
Dude, unless you plan to rub the paper on your junk, don't worry about it. And, you know, gross.
i woke up and found a booger stuck to my face. i think i'll send that in as a found.
Mona lisa...LOL
I was thinking...ewww...and good thing there was no pubic lice on the paper.
So Andy got up and dookied in Meredeth's toilet.
infectious laughter?
for sixth grade wit this is on par with Oscar Wilde at his best
this is also why so many of us are so delighted to leave sixth grade
this isn't a find this probably isn't infected, this is just dumb
Andy stop passing out, for your own good
That's what she said!
I finally decided to come out of the closet, and decided I need to get past my first gay sexual experience. It was a regretable decision.
After a long night of party hopping, I ended up passing out at home. In the morning I found this stuffed into the front of my pants.
I removed the piec of paper from the front of my pants which were around my ankles. Pushed my self up off the ottoman I was bent over and pulled my pants up from around my ankles. I closed the front door to the apartment, and picked up the used condoms strewn about the room behind me.
I felt better after a long soak in a cool tub of water, a smoke, some juice and a plate of shrimp.
This has happened to me before, but it was lettuce.
What? Really? I get to be the first to mention that Andy may have contracted panty crickets? Sweeeet!
Andy W has panty crickets!
I think it's a genuine find. It was in his pants instead of on the ground. That's fair...
Badly needed that smile...thanks once more, find of the day and comments!
So don't touch Andy then?
And now the poor man has pantie crickets... it follows that he must wear man-panties...
Scary.
I prefer orange juice.
Man on the phone to a clinic: I'd like to get my paper tested.
I'm having a hard time believing Andy's story. But I do hope he's listening to Coyote's advice. Passing out is bad for your health.
I've never heard it called "panty crickets" that's pretty funny...
reminds me of Psalm 38:7
"For my loins are filled with a loathsome disease and there is no soundness in my flesh"
ahem. Good Luck with that.
"willingness to speak his own mind?" more like "little brat that blurts out the first stupid thought that comes to him." hope he got paddled
Well there you go, girls, I guess Hiplains Drifter's officially off our market. Good for you for coming out, HPD. Although I'm not entirely sure this was the right venue.
Not sure why so many doubt the validity of the Finder's Blurb.. wild parties, black out binge-drinking, probably some flirty, dirty dancing... Anything can happen, and I'm sure stranger things either have or will in Andy W's world.
Ahhh, the good old days! ;-b