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Rules of Non-Drama Queens
FOUND by Oxford
in Forest Service building
A deeply touched individual.
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We collect FOUND stuff: love letters, birthday cards, kids' homework,
to-do lists, ticket stubs, poetry on napkins, telephone bills, doodles -
anything that gives a glimpse into someone
else's life. Anything goes...
No poorly drawn chalk signs. Only excellently drawn chalk signs will be permitted.
Yeah...."deeply touched" as in "tetched in the haid."
I can understand wanting to establish some rules for drama queens, but number 10 is definitely out there.
However, living with a drama queen can get to ya. Particularly if it's a former supervisor with PMS.
Petafile? So that would be someone who loves anti-vivisection organisations?
No, a petafile is one of those special tools for trimming your animal companion's nails/claws.
What the hell does the ninja entry refer to? Most of the rest of it I can figure out a way to relate to drama-queening or PMSing, but ninjas and chalk signs... whew.
The author of this needs to tackle passive-aggression next, and perhaps consider the possibilities of better living through pharmaceuticals.
Riiiight. Can't tolerate those country-music-listening chalk-sign-drawing indirect chickenshit accusatory "petafile" ninjas.
Someone sniffed the special glue.
WHAT "dies before their deaths" - coyotes? crayons?
- Between genius and madness there is a fine line...
I think the song has potential - I like the internal meter and clever rhymes. It would need crashing cymbals at a few points, however.
deeply touched is vastly understating the issues here. No country, rap or ninjas, no spelling, no thinking. Just bitter emotion and lots of drama.
More drama over here. Yo bitch, bring me some more, you f_ _ _ _ pervert, I said now!
Drop the chalk and bend over!
"The coward dies a thousand times, the brave man dies but once." I don't know what poem that came from, but I used to hear it quoted all the time. It sounds kinda Kipling to me.
I could do without drama queens, myself. I wouldn't mind sending a few ninjas round to my local drama queen to clarify a few points, though.
First sign of a drama queen: If you react to a situation they themselves have created with distaste, YOU are the one in the wrong. Of course you are. How can you not love them? After all, they're wonderful! I just got one of those "well I guess you don't want to be my friend anymore then" texts just today.
Nope, I guess I don't.
I tell you what, when that PMS hits, I get out those Ninja clothes and I am off.
Therefore, these rules suck, Oh Cowardly Person who wrote this find.
@baby basil:
"Cowards die many times before their deaths. The valiant never taste of death but once."
"Julius Caesar," William Shakespeare
i had one of those 'i guess you don't want to be my friend anymore' phone calls a little while ago. God those are hard to deal with. No. I can't fit into the space you need me to fill.
I hate Randomly Screaming Loud Bitches. They are the worst country music/rap crap group on the planet!!
There. That's were you belong. Cowardly petafile. Did you hear, sweet dear?
SDJ Jr.
They had that one good tune "Walking the Chalk line over you Ninja Baby" kind of a blues rap
Stupid.
I would like to play a game of "Rock, Paper, Scissors, Bitch-slap" with this person. Some how I think I would pick Bitch-Slap every time - but that would only be because I told them we were playing "Rock, Paper, Scissors"
@ hiplains,
I never heard of that version but I can't wait to play it!
Thanks, Urp. Most Embarassing Moment In My Life To Date: confusing Shakespeare with Kipling.
Oh, Willy, can you ever forgive me?
I don't tolerate ninjas either. You have to draw the line somewhere.
i HATE those coward bitch ninjas in the second street house. their lies stink like gas and ceramic cats...
and their always trying to be like me!
we should full blown blackmail those PMS theater cowards
For someone who seems to be claiming NOT to be a Drama Queen, this list and the poem that follows.. pretty drama-queenish. (I would say dramatic, but it doesn't quite fit.)
Drama queens, like addicts and alcoholics, are experts at manipulation and blaming others for their problems (especially the nonexistent percieved "problems" they love most to emote over.)I used to think they were just hypersensitive. I know better now.
It's true. Drama queens do scream/sing/laugh very loudly every once in awhile for no reason. Or they just start dancing or quoting lines for no reason.
i SWEAR..I am feeling every bit of this..every intolerant, fed up, i figured it all out and f you all....line of this...PMS is a mothertruckin BITCH..but..ummmmm could ummmmmmm...somebody put a call in to those folks? the ones in the house on second street? yeah...If the shit ain't already gone down...hey...im just saying..OH! LOOK! i just re-read this..all five senses are covered...and underlined..very good..PMS..itsahelluvadrug..wait..thats cocaine..my bad..2nd street..
So is this a club? And how do I join?
Oh. And if you think pre-menstrual syndrome is bad, wait til you get a load of POST-menstrual syndrome.
@ hiplainsdrifter: That would certainly take care of #6. Be sure to play loud country music while you do it.
if any of the drama queens she's referring too actually read this letter....it not only would be drama city, but they would probably make sure to only do these things, when around her. just to irritate.
and who decides which chalk signs are badly drawn? isn't that a matter of taste?
and her poem song sounds like rap crap to me. tsk. tsk. violating her own rules.
12) Grapefruit segments
I hate to have to say this, but "Ninjas" is a code word for the "n" word. I wish .South Georgia. could have broken the news; I did hear this from South Georgians. Sorry, I wish it was funnier...
I hate to have to say this, but "Ninjas" is a code word for the "n" word. I wish .South Georgia. could have broken the news; I did hear this from South Georgians. Sorry, I wish it was funnier...
No being indirect about life.
huh?
Life: living of. File under...
L for Life?
I for index? (or indirect?)
http://www.foundmagazine.com/comments/620
No immature hormel supervisors? (spam, spam, eggs & spam..)
Oh, and it's always PMS.
Pre
Post
& Presently.
This looks like "Code of the Hos"
Remember Code of the Boys?
http://www.foundmagazine.com/comments/1482
(classic Find, CRAZY comments.)
hmmm. lived in Georgia all my life and never heard that ninjas was code for the "n" word.
that makes the whole no ninjas being tolerated thing more confusing than before....
cause how can you be racist and avoid Drama? That's asking for all kinds of weird stuff to go down.
Whichever kind of ninja they don't tolerate, it's discrimination either way.
I thought Ninjas were the special drug task force that raids the crack dealers' house in the dark of night...
Wow. I comment so rarely on these. This one was so good I had to. AND it's favorited.
"immature former supervisors".... got to love it.
K
That is an amazing writing.
Honestly? This sounds like an angsty girl who thinks she'll be better than her peers if she restricts herself.