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August 24, 2009 |
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Just Practice on Me Instead
FOUND by Ashley
in at Work
This note was found the other day while I was cleaning/reorganizing my desk at work. I moved my phone away from the cubicle wall, and this was behind it. It's almost as if someone dropped it over the wall one day. I'm still trying to figure out whose these two are. It was folded up into a little square.
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We collect FOUND stuff: love letters, birthday cards, kids' homework,
to-do lists, ticket stubs, poetry on napkins, telephone bills, doodles -
anything that gives a glimpse into someone
else's life. Anything goes...
Oooh! Practice on me too.
Somebody wants to "play doctor." And of course there's that lovely couch...now just lie down....
Let's remove the tight clothing, let your aura breath, trust me I'm a plumber.
Sorry, Chief, I don't trust anyone who doesn't know the difference between breath & breathe.
picky;
Excuse me and thank you for the dirty dishwater on Monday, morning. Those of us who have less than your steller education and years of typing class should, I guess, remain silent, while wise ones such as yourself entertain us.
Chief reminded me of a movie I watched last night: Kenny. Kenny told people he was a plumber but really he worked for a portable potty company and cleaned/delivered/fixed 'em.
Sammy! I saw that movie! S.H.I.T. = Store High In Transit.
(chuckle and snort!)
Are you allowed to use Aura and plumber in the same sentence?
Lets remove that tite clothes, an lets you're aura breathe, truss me I am a plummer.
Doesn't this note look like it was written by three different people?
"Why couldn't she want to be a sex therapist?" he thought, as he answered her note.
She better just get a social work degree, unless she wants a PhD.
Wait- it was folded into a LITTLE SQUARE? Do you know the psychological implications of that?!
i am shocked at the lack of consideration you all have for these poor individuals! They are obviously very sick and lonely and scared; practicing makeshift psychology on each other in their cubicles.
you should be ashamed, this is a very sweet note. we could all use some positive reinforcement in our lives, obviously you all have never had any! mental illness is no dabble down the trousers, it is a very serious issue thousands of cubicle workers face every day!
@background - I am facing it right now... in my cube. I wish I had someone to pass a note to right now. Instead I am listening to Conservative Talk Radio... damn you blocked sites! Damn you!
I wish there was some sarcasm HTML one could employ. I don't know if 'background' is being serious or not.
Let's just assume that background IS serious. It's more amusing that way.
(but judging from the use of the phrase "dabble down the trousers" I'd day it's all in jest.)