September 12, 2009

So Here I Am, Pt. 2
FOUND by Librarian Per Se in Local Downtown Library
I work at a downtown public library and found a series of notes written on small sheets of scrap paper that we use to jot down titles, call numbers, etc. It took me a few minutes to put the cards in order, and was thrilled when I discovered I had all the pieces.
baby basil in the herb garden
I was right on both counts: written by a guy, and never delivered (or finished.) His beloved is a lucky girl--she can continue to live her life without the angst this fellow would bring to it. Even he recognises he's an emotional mess.
+ September 12, 2009 02:38 AM +
Effie in Oxfordshire
oops, not a girl to guy. I still reckon my previous comment applies.
+ September 12, 2009 05:48 AM +
Farmer in The Dell
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+ September 12, 2009 07:16 AM +
Erp in Burp
Not a guy to a girl; a guy to a guy.
+ September 12, 2009 07:50 AM +
brain problem situation in my head
Not a guy to a guy; a guy to one of the other voices in his head.
+ September 12, 2009 08:55 AM +
what are the implications of a note scrawled on scrap paper in the library?
It seems like he's trying too hard to use big, sophisticated words to impress the recipient (or maybe just himself). It's annoying.

And was this Find submitted by "THE" Librarian- the one who posts here, or some other librarian in the world?
+ September 12, 2009 10:35 AM +
Sammy Davis Junior Jr
AHHHHHHHH!!!! Groundhog Day!!!!!!!!!!
+ September 12, 2009 10:48 AM +
Nightingale, still in Seattle airport
@Farmer:: dang I wish your post wasn't cut off. How does the rest of the song go?? I forgot.
+ September 12, 2009 10:58 AM +
fooch
Note to self: Do NOT write love notes after smoking weed.
+ September 12, 2009 11:05 AM +
Hiplainsdrifter

If A = B and B = C then A = C

Where -
A = Thesaurus
B = Bullshit and
C = Nice try

If you can't dazzle them with your bloviated lexicon baffle them with your overraught emotional subterfuge.
+ September 12, 2009 11:51 AM +
one in every crowd
overwrought.
+ September 12, 2009 01:55 PM +
Hiplainsdrifter in South Portland, Maine
Did you mean: define: overwrought

No definitions were found for overraught.

Suggestions:

- Make sure all words are spelled correctly.
- Search the Web for documents that contain " overraught"

+ September 12, 2009 02:41 PM +
Librarian in the woodwork

@ what are the implications ... 'twas some other Librarian. (But you can tell the Finder is a "real" librarian because of the compulsion to get things in order, and the satisfaction of accomplishing the task. I'm betting this was found by a Technical Services Librarian.)


And my thought on reading the Find:

Really Bad Haiku, Volume 2
+ September 12, 2009 05:17 PM +
Terrie-Is-So-Very in totally-unique-ville
I sure hope your sex is not as uptight and sterile as this note. This guy sounds like a stalker/serial killer.
+ September 12, 2009 05:26 PM +
fooch
So, as I reread part 1 and part 2, I suddenly had a flash of Flight of the Conchords. HAHA! I can totally see Jemaine sitting in a library, and singing these words as he is writing them.

+ September 12, 2009 09:26 PM +
Night in gale, warming up for Beatles Rock Band
All I can hear I me mine, I me mine, I me mine.
Even those tears I me mine, I me mine, I me mine.
No-one's frightened of playing it
Ev'ryone's saying it,
Flowing more freely than wine,
All thru' the day I me mine.
+ September 12, 2009 10:13 PM +
orinoco womble in wimbledon burrow
@Nightingale: My very thought.
+ September 13, 2009 02:28 AM +
Hiplainsdrifter in South Portland, Maine
@Fooch - Is it Business Time?
+ September 13, 2009 01:32 PM +
cubby in st louis
I FEEL WAYS ABOUT STUFF

please validate me
+ September 14, 2009 09:17 AM +
lovemom in berlin
someone should call alanis morissette and let her know that her lyrics have been found. halleluja. maybe it'll make it to the next (starbucks) album! http://bit.ly/67YKY
+ September 23, 2009 09:40 AM +
Frottage in the champagne room
LOL @ "quell." I too suspect that wacky tobaccy was involved in the conception and loquatiousness of this missive. So there.
+ September 25, 2009 01:01 AM +

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