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October 07, 2009 |
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I Just Wanna Make Out
FOUND by Daisy
in Portland, Oregon
I found this napkin on the sidewalk in southeast Portland. I've never heard of the Break Time Sports Grill & Pub, and was pretty sure it wasn't in my neighborhood. When I Googled it, this bar is in Salisbury, Maryland! This napkin traveled all the way across the United States only to be dropped on the sidewalk!
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We collect FOUND stuff: love letters, birthday cards, kids' homework,
to-do lists, ticket stubs, poetry on napkins, telephone bills, doodles -
anything that gives a glimpse into someone
else's life. Anything goes...
on't care what he says, "Hey, look what I found" is *not* the second-best best pick-up lin
You can tell the bar is a loud place, if a comment like that has to be written down.
Personally, I'd prefer that a compliment come right before the "I just want to make out" part. "I don't care what your name is" sounds too much like "don't bother me with unnecessary details".
Yay for magnifying giving the top ten to do list for a bachelorrette party! Although ten years ago, this may have been a typical Saturday night for me...
Did a guy or a girl think that was the "best pick up line"? Maybe it was just the best one heard that night ... out of a whole lot of really bad lines.
Is the 'magnify' side a list for a scavenger hunt?
A wish list?
A business plan in case the "dunut" shoppe in the perfect spot at the mall doesn't pan out?
Or, as lurker suggests, a 'to do' list? ('cause it does sound like someone wants to get "done")
American Apparel ad is great - lace body suit and disco pants? A "classic combination"? Looks like a classic for low-rent hookers as seen on "Cops". Or worn by someone who thinks this is the best pick-up line.
The lace body suit girl would get arrested just for dressing like that in the town where I grew up.
"Lick a random nip"....best one, and most challenging!
I'll take things David Letterman or Bill Clinton do with staff members for a 1000 Alex.
Party like it's 1999, Baby! Whooo!
(at first I thought #1 said, "get a married man to go driving"...but it's DIVING. I am assuming it has nothing to do with a river, lake or swimming pool...)
Won't someone please translate the list on the back for me? Magnify doesn't for me.
Sounds like you just want someone to talk dirty to you, brain problem, but I'm just the girl for that job!
The list on the back is as follows:
1. Get married man to go dviing
2. Triple kiss w/ at least 1 Randome[trails off]
3. Bodyshot w/ a bartender
4. Get random person to take off gar. belt w/ teeth
5. Get a 2-5 minute show* from hot boy/girl in bathroom
6. Kiss a radom girl + all best Friends
7. Chug a beer or do shot w/ some one over 50.
8. Get some ones underwear
9. Lick a random nop
10. Misc. Anything goes at SLOT #10
*=nakedness
The dude is a winner. I would go for him.
Shouldn't the "break time" clock read 4:20?
Some kind of horny scavenger hunt or something?
Yes, the clock should read 4:20! I agree.
Thanks, party girl, for the translation. I really appreciate the dirty talk, too!
#9 is lick a random NIP, not a random nop.
FYI Brian Problem Situation, when magnify only serves to make the Find of the Day look smaller on my screen, I right click and copy the Find, then paste it into a photo editing application (any one will do), where it can be biggened or smallened to my heart's content. (irfan view works well, and is free and downloadable off the world wide web.)
That's a helluva bucket list.
This Find is beggin' for our 'best line' contibutions.
"Hi. I have big feet."
I know Wombles lead sheltered lives, but what is a "sports bar", anyway? Aside from having a large-screen TV to watch the cup final/champion's league/whatever on.
Do they grill cats here?
@Sammy Davis - Yes, but only ceramic ones...
Sure it would work for some, but keep in mind the person it works on will think of you just as little as you do of them.
If that's the best pick up line, I'd hate to hear the worst.
@ Highplainsdrifter: Hahaha, two good ones today! Thanks for the laughs.
Best pick up line? This could be just one that tops that night from the whole lot of bad lines.
Jason
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This reminds me of the time a guy asked me if I wanted to make out with him. When I said no, he replied "Not even for funsies??"
This is so funny. I never expected to see anything from Salisbury on here..especially a napkin from a bar. Its funny because this napkin gives the impression that there are younger people that go to this bar but from my understanding it is a mostly older crowd...maybe the older people are starting to loosen up?? The chugging a beer/doing a shot with someone over 50 shouldnt be much of a problem there...hopefully that person completed their list...wouldn't surprise me in Salisbury really.
a bachelorette party at a sports bar seems kind of sad