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October 13, 2009 |
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Bugbutt
FOUND by John
in Connecticut elementary school
Found on a playground.
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We collect FOUND stuff: love letters, birthday cards, kids' homework,
to-do lists, ticket stubs, poetry on napkins, telephone bills, doodles -
anything that gives a glimpse into someone
else's life. Anything goes...
DO mules have big butts?
Anyway, my butt may be big, but you are ugly. And I can lose weight. Mwahahahaha.
Hahaha! Reminds me of the time in elementary school that I told my best friend, who wanted to be a singer, that she sings like a "constipated donkey".. Kids can be so cruel! ;0) I hope that whoever this is to gets that looked at. Any parts resembling livestock should probably be examined.
When I was growing up, they said people had a "pony butt" or "banjo butt" depending on the conformation.
I think it's interesting that the post titled this "Bugbutt" because to me, in the note, it clearly looks like "bigbutt."
On another note, judging by the handwriting of the note writer (sorry for my redundancy), this was written by a child. I am therefore very impressed that he or she used the correct spelling of the word "butt."
r, header, butter, footer, scalpe
Yah, and your sister's not really wearing a mask ...
... which could be a huge compliment in equine circles.
Do girls on school playgrounds still run around pretending they're horses during recess?
This is so naughty, but he didn't have the guts to write "you're an ass."
@Librarian, were we in 4th grade together in 1968??
Actually, I think my mule is offended
I originally read this as "You have a biscuit like a mule"...and then realised that made no sense.
I have heard of "mule fritters" and "bull cookies" but that's a different thing altogether.
"Okay, class, now I want you to write a sentence in which you use a simile."
Hello..that's why all the boys call it a BaDONKaDONK...
Don't you mean BaDONKEYDONK? Sorry.
Kid's are cruel. That's it can't take it anymore. Gonna get a milk stool and a length of rope now. Probably nobody will miss me anyhow...
Goodbye cruel world.
Eeyore
This reminds me of when I was a kid. I was watching my mom get ready for work (put on her make-up, etc.) While watching her, I was drawing a picture and narrating it as I went. So, it went like this.
Me: Here's mommy's curly hair...
And here's mommy's loooong eyelashes...
And here's mommy's big butt...
My Mom: Honey! That's not nice! Do I really have a big butt?
And I said very, very seriously: Yes, mommy. And it jiggles when you brush your teeth.
HPD! Is that a poo you get from drinking too much milk or is it white? Ewww... gross!
My kids tell me I have a big butt all the time. They like it. Glad my Sweetie does, too.
@ night in gale ... nope. That wasn't me. Not in 1968.
Drug mules have big butts because they use them to transport contraband. Maybe that's what this is all about.
Yeah baby! It's called an ass that won't quit!
(Actually, you could call a drug mule that also)
I like big butts, I cannot lie.
Dat ass! [of Princess]
I think this note was intended for me!
No, you have a big butt like a GOAT.
Oh never mind.