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October 13, 2009 |
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What Kids Will Do These Days
FOUND by Alex
in UWC, Singapore
I found this under a hedge in my high school.
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We collect FOUND stuff: love letters, birthday cards, kids' homework,
to-do lists, ticket stubs, poetry on napkins, telephone bills, doodles -
anything that gives a glimpse into someone
else's life. Anything goes...
If swallowing ink gives you a headache, will swallowing an ink eraser cure it?
The last coherent words Andy was heard to say were " Hey, watch this!"
Andrew is feeling a little blue ...
Post hoc ergo propter hoc?
Imagine if he snorted it.
Clearly, his desire to become a printer took a turn for the worse.
Another crazy note from teacher "19"
[Such a neat note with such a horrible signature]
@ Librarian:
Considering that he's drinking ink, shouldn' it be Post 'hic' ergo propter 'hic'?
He sniffed white out and it made it all better.
And you heard about the cow that swallowed ink?
She moo'd indigo.
Oh never mind.
I heard when I was kid that Rod Stewart swallowed a gallon of something and had to have his stomach pumped...
Coincidentally, when Andrew became an adult he continued to drink ink and cause headaches.
Except that he switched to red ink.
He worked as an investment broker in the early 21st century.
I'm sorry Found-ers! I know this is way off topic, but does anyone else wish, wish, WISH that "Lace Bodysuit and Disco Pant" Girl would shave her armpits?!? I can't concentrate on the finds lately because I keep seeing her hair just staring at me...
@Gator Girl - YES!!! I might be more forgiving if she had a nice camel toe to distract.... but it just ain't happenin'...
Maybe he wanted to shoot it out of his tentacles like an octopus.
...And please excuse him from gym class, because that could be a little messy.
It kinda sounds like A Day in the Life of Ryan
http://foundmagazine.com/find/2510
(which is apparently one of my fave finds EVER.)
Remember, Librarian, that you can't spell "drink" without "ink".
Poor Andrew.. I wonder if maybe he's slightly off center.