October 21, 2009

Mario
FOUND by Manny in Orlando, Florida
As I was running back home last night, I saw a piece of paper in my front yard.
Jossa in Hell At Work
Frustrating you can't read the other half.
+ October 21, 2009 05:51 AM +
greenbluewavynova in cobalt
She did what to your father? Sure, she can finish her sentences, she just leaves out the middle for poor Mario to guess. He considered giving her wider paper but no ... Tomorrow's tossed clam salad will give you the strength, Mario, to just walk away.
+ October 21, 2009 05:57 AM +
Jonathan in London, England


Ahh...

Whinge, moan, nag, criticize, threaten, ultimatum, be rude about the family...


*rrrrip*

Well done, Mario.
+ October 21, 2009 06:23 AM +
Terrie-Is-So-Very in totally-unique-ville
Love,

Princess Toadstool
+ October 21, 2009 07:27 AM +
Eusta B. in Love
...don't you see what I am...a liar, a hoe and ...I am not family...
+ October 21, 2009 07:34 AM +
Sammy Davis Junior Jr
A note from Farmer!!!!!!!! Way to go! You got famous on Found!!
+ October 21, 2009 07:35 AM +
chuckling in the cubile
^5 to Sammy Davis Junior, Jr for the best line this morning.
+ October 21, 2009 07:38 AM +
Feeling in coherent
This was found by many? How many? A whole group? How many runners does it take to pick up a scrap of paper?

Oh wait... it says Manny

Never mind.
+ October 21, 2009 07:52 AM +
mona lisa in the louvre
manny.... what were you running from?

good for you, Mario, to toss the note, she's a whiner anyway. Self centred and bitchy. plus, your family think's she's a hoe.
+ October 21, 2009 08:29 AM +
Gator Girl in Florida
Mario,

4 months and 3 days had to go by before I could
realize it would not work out between you and I. I
can not win. It has acurred to me that your mother
does not want me with you in your room every night, not because it's wrong
this way, but because she just got married
to my father. I am frustrated that she makes it so clear
that I am not wanted. Why, I'm now your sister! She can't just push me
out of your life.

Don't you see what I am having to deal with here?
Are you not realizing what pain & anguish our new "relationship" is
causing me? In this sibling "rivalry" she wants to make ME out
as a liar, a hoe, and the source of all
your problems. I am not the one who made us a
family. All I get from them is a place to live, clothes & food.
I am just so sick and tired of them telling me to clean my room & get off Facebook! Although I KNOW this
will work out later, I do realize this
is not the best time. Something must be done
about how she feels a yammering lecture from her has any
power over me. There is not much more I
can do. I have given up dreaming of our standing together at the altar, since you do
not stand beside me and defend our love now. I hope
you realize how your mother lied to you about me
yesterday. She has insulted me one too many times.
Love you Bro!
Tracy
+ October 21, 2009 09:19 AM +
fooch
Sammy Davis Junior, Jr and Gator Girl made me snort and chuckle this morning.

:)

Thanks for making my day!
+ October 21, 2009 09:40 AM +
Delonghi Model CT12
Mario,
I fucking HATE YOU
You said you had to
work then whys
your car HERE
at HER place?
You're a fucking
LIAR I hate you
I fucking hate you
Amber

PS Page me later.


http://www.foundmagazine.com/find/558
Could it be? Another one from The One that started it all.
+ October 21, 2009 10:03 AM +
me, in my head
profanity, profane, insulting.

I thought the boys who moderate this site mentioned that all ages are free to enjoy...

My kids would not be allowed to look at this, no way.
+ October 21, 2009 11:44 AM +
L
Hey, you, in your head. Good for you for checking out websites. That's good parenting.

But ranting about what you find...that's ludicrous. You can't sanitize the whole world, nor should you.
+ October 21, 2009 02:20 PM +
refer in ce
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/14_american_ap
+ October 21, 2009 03:33 PM +
try in g again
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/14_american_ap

There.
+ October 21, 2009 03:35 PM +
fuck in g hell
http://www.theonion.com/
content/news/
14_american_apparel_models_freed

This is not my fault.
+ October 21, 2009 03:36 PM +
Eusta B. in Love
@me, in my head: Sadly, L is right. You can't sanitize the whole world. It's been polluted beyond the point of salvage. Lucky for you, it's not your job.

I hate to eat in a restaurant with my 21-year-old son. His manner of speech is typical of the average young person today: disrespectful, self-absorbed, loud & unnecessarily peppered with the "f" word. He has no respect when I ask him to clean it up. When I point out children nearby, he tells me to shut up, everybody talks that way, & the kids are going to hear it anyway. (P.S. I didn't raise him that way and I wish some irate father would punch his lights out, right in front of me, for polluting his children's airwaves. But then we get into the dark area of modeling violence as a solution to problems??? I give up.)

So, hang in there with the good parenting, though, & hope for the best. That's all you can do. You're right, FOUND is no place for kids.





+ October 21, 2009 05:42 PM +
Parent in g isn't easy
@ Eusta- Don't take your kid to a restaurant. It's that easy. Tell him when he can behave appropriately you'll try it. I started when mine was a toddler. Inappropriate behavior meant we left, period. Store, restaurant, movie, class, etc. It didn't take long and the message sticks. Probably too late for a surly 21 year old, but if I was you I'd just walk out and leave him with the check. Good luck.
+ October 21, 2009 06:54 PM +
Librarian in the woodwork

Actually, this is a confessional letter written by a video gaming addict who played one of the Mario games for just over four months (without once winning, mind you!) before her parents pulled the plug and packed her off to that famous gaming rehab hospital. Part of the therapy is to write a letter to the game that most got the addict into trouble. This is part of that letter.
+ October 21, 2009 07:27 PM +
Eusta B. in Love
@Parent in g isn't easy: My post (and I apologize) was way too long for me to say that I no longer appear in public with him.
+ October 21, 2009 08:12 PM +
It's Tiny URL! And NOW you're soaking in it!
dear referince, trying again, effing hell...
long URLs (and words, sentences or phrases without spaces or breaks) are automatically truncated to preserve page formatting. Try tinyurl.com.

You can go there with a hugely long, cumbersome URL and come out with something short and manageable that won't get messed up in translation.
+ October 21, 2009 08:45 PM +
Hiplainsdrifter in South Portland, Maine


..oddamn Farmer in the dell finally had one of his real notes posted on Foun....
+ October 21, 2009 08:47 PM +

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