October 25, 2009

Good Nutrition
FOUND by Vincent in my scrapbook
I found this reciept when I was self-employed and delivering pizza on the side.
Eusta B. in Love
I didn't know you're supposed to monitor your temperature while drinking Red Bull English Dark.
+ October 25, 2009 03:43 AM +
Farmer in The Dell
e was so totally exhausted he needed four Red Bulls just to get up enough energy to take his temperature. By the time he got around to it, though, he was so hyper he couldn't read the thermome
+ October 25, 2009 05:01 AM +
Nobody's Business
That's a sooper cheap thermometer.

P.S. I won't sleep in the bedroom with my husband when he's been drinking beer. His breath makes the whole room stink. Ick.
+ October 25, 2009 08:16 AM +
sick in tired
Meh.

Two bucks a pop for legal addictive stimulants is pretty cheap.

But, still...meh.
+ October 25, 2009 08:27 AM +
Eusta B. in Love
@Nobody's: I know exactly what you mean. My hubs is on the road 12 hours a day, so to unwind, he kicks back a six-pack every night before bed. His bedroom permanently smells like a brew house. I've been sleeping in my painting studio for 25 of our 26 years together. He's retiring in 60 days. I'm wondering if/how our life will change then.
+ October 25, 2009 08:55 AM +
Night in gale, looking around furtively
"Pssst, you wanna buy a hot pizza?"
+ October 25, 2009 09:03 AM +
Leaf in the wind
What's beer got to do with this? It's energy drink, not beer. Starve a cold, drink Red Bull for a fever?
+ October 25, 2009 09:56 AM +
fooch in my house, wondering what to do today
My opinion: the thermometer is for a sick kid and the Red Bulls for the poor parent who has to stay up all night.
+ October 25, 2009 10:38 AM +
Eusta B. in Love
I know it's not beer. I was goofing on the ~Red Bull Eng Dark~ on the receipt. I guess that's how we got off on beer. Points will be deducted for straying from the subject.
+ October 25, 2009 10:59 AM +
Sammy Davis Junior Jr
Hope it wasn't a rectal thermometer.
+ October 25, 2009 11:11 AM +
Random in formation
There have been cases in which people have drank too much Red Bull and subsequently died of a heart attack.

Just sayin'...
+ October 25, 2009 12:05 PM +
Random in formation
(Or would it be "drunk"? I never know.)
+ October 25, 2009 12:05 PM +
tangled up in blue
Not as good as For the Dumped
(http://www.foundmagazine.com/comments/197) or Dinner With Jack (http://tinyurl.com/dinnerwjack), but okay.

Red Bull gives you wiiiiiiings.
+ October 25, 2009 12:07 PM +
Not all that excited about Red Bull
I like this receipt:

http://foundmagazine.com/find/2869

This one's good, too:
http://foundmagazine.com/find/6582
+ October 25, 2009 12:13 PM +
Nobody's Business
Leaf, my bad. Sorry. Saw the Eng Drk and thought beer. Not a drinker of beer or energy drinks, so am a bit clueless.
Eusta, he's an alcoholic. My heart goes out to you.
+ October 25, 2009 12:36 PM +
Hiplainsdrifter in South Portland, Maine

@Sammy Davis - Oh you can count on it that it was a rectal thermometer...it was used to stir Dirty Red Bull--tini's...

If you do like Vodka Red Bulls or any similar drinks, take it easy because the caffeine can mask how drunk you may be in reality and lead to some larger issues like Hep A rather than a hangover especially if a rectal thermometer is employed.

Prep Time: : When temprature reeachs 98 degrees

Cook Time: : No cooking involved

Ingredients:

•2 oz vodka

•Red Bull energy drink

Preparation:

1.Pour the vodka into a highball glass filled
with ice.

2.Fill with Red Bull.

3. Stir with rectal thermometer


+ October 25, 2009 01:18 PM +
Phoebe Muse
Am I the only one whose first thought is that it had to be a rectal thermometer..knowing this crowd probably not.
+ October 25, 2009 08:25 PM +
L
Handing over an extra 21 cents so that I can get an even two quarters back is precisely what I would have done too.
+ October 25, 2009 10:31 PM +
orinoco womble in wimbledon burrow
Bull Shot: 1 part beef bullion, 1 part vodka, 1 part Red Bull. Dangerous as hell.

Random is right. France outlawed sales of Red Bull until Pepsico exerted economic blackmail; suddenly it's available everywhere in Europe.

Drink at your own risk. Srsly.
+ October 26, 2009 08:49 AM +
ants in my pants
I read "mermaid thermometer" at first. Interesting mental image.
+ October 26, 2009 09:38 AM +
Mom Interrupted in toxicated
I drink Red Bull & Absolut when I go out. I agree with HPD. I had one night out when I felt fine, no buzz- then stood to go to the restroom and BAM! Could barely walk.

Where are those wings when I'm falling-down drunk and need them?
+ October 26, 2009 09:57 PM +
Mom Interrupted
Also- "mermaid thermometer" paints a much nicer mental image than "rectal thermometer".
+ October 26, 2009 09:59 PM +
Indy in Minnesota
I just picture Frances McDormand in Fargo saying "Sooper!" when I read this receipt.

Frances: "Oh yah, you just bought four Red Bulls?"
Cindy: "Yah, they were sooper."
Frances: "No kidding? Sooper, huh?"
Cinday: "Yah, just sooper."
+ October 27, 2009 11:08 AM +
because I was just wondering...
Sunrise Center King Sooper #61 is in Boulder, Colorado.
+ October 28, 2009 10:46 AM +
Annoyed in Ennui
How is this an interesting find worthy of inclusion on this site? Wow, someone found a receipt from a store with a slightly silly name, from which someone has purchased four Red Bulls and a thermometer. Maybe I'll start posting my Walgreen's receipts that I "found"; wow! Tylenol and milk! Maybe he's making a c-r-r-r-a-z-y smoothie! This site has become about quantity of "finds" not "quality".
+ October 28, 2009 02:35 PM +
Monty Python, always looking on the bright side of Life
I Found a receipt from Walgreens at the park one day. On the sale part: box of wine.

On the back, a lovely "poem."

I can't remember if I sent it in, but I think so.

The good thing is that even when the Find is less than spectacular, we can still hang out and make comments that may or may not have anything to do with the Find. Wouldn't you agree that oftentimes the comments are far more entertaining than the Find? (even Annoyed in Ennui's comment... c-r-r-r-a-z-y smoothie! LOL)
+ October 29, 2009 12:30 PM +
Go Kart Mozart in love with a teenage diplomat
I like this spelling of "sooper," but then I always loved calling people "stoopid."
+ October 30, 2009 12:57 PM +

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