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November 04, 2009 |
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OMG I Cnt Wait
FOUND by Sydney
in a middle school in Fontana, California
This note totally made my day. The nicknames they gave each other are absolutely hilarious: Soy Sauce, BLT, and Ranch.
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We collect FOUND stuff: love letters, birthday cards, kids' homework,
to-do lists, ticket stubs, poetry on napkins, telephone bills, doodles -
anything that gives a glimpse into someone
else's life. Anything goes...
This SMS-style Teen-Talk is kinda annoying.
And what has the Object Management Group (OMG) to do with all of this? :-)
"B4" to save letters, and yet "so much Funn". The extra n doesn't make it any more fun, Ranch. Trust me.
I remember the day...trying to make your life sound much more hectic, hilarious and/or drama-filled than it really was. And if you did have a lot of real drama or trauma, you tried to make it sound funny so people didn't notice.
Why do teenage code names always involve food? (Although these girls' code names are more original than "cupcake" or "cookie.")
I wonder if Jeremy got his ass beat. Good thing she didn't like him, because nobody wants to go out with the guy who lost. (Note: sarcasm.)
OMG BFF Is this done right? IDK
Someone took a fist full of happy pills on the first day of school....
Written evidence of the end of western civilization as we knew it.
Call Jason. Quickly. Have him fire up the Argo and take us out of here as quickly as possible. I'll meet you at the dock.
"...he gunna get his ass beat and I'm so happy..."
OMG LOL! But yeah that's my favorite part.
"We just got started tokin again and I'm so happy!"
That explains a lot, maybe even that stupid Y. Anyone else missing Ranch? Anywho...maybe it's just me. CUL8R. BAI.
This is written by a cheerleader???!! I'm stunned. This doesn't fit any stereotypes at all.
Jeeez..and I was held captive to Valley Girls last night. Kind of gross.
Now look what's happened...people have been saying nasty things about American Apparel so they've gone and taken their adverts somewhere else.
@random, i've found that nicknames have become so much better these days. here's some guys i know : 'foodstamp', 'lunchbox', 'God' & 'black jesus'. oh, and a girl called'7'. fabulous & fun! to think i only went by sam or smokey. hmmmph.
by the way, this note gave me a headache. i've seen commercial ads using 'omg' (not cell phone co.'s), i have to say wtf? 8-D
My fave... "just chilen in drama, hella baked."
Plus, I got the 420 Spam! LOL!
(not to rain on yr parade, BPS in your H, but I think it's hella bored.)
My teenaged niece has friends nicknamed donut, dorito, and a bunch of other snackie food related names.
If we're going to talk about food nicknames we can't forget one of the all-time bestest ever: Flounder.
(I have a friend who sometimes is called Ranch but it's because he grew up -- wait for it -- on a ranch.)
I got the feeling that Ranch just wrote this note to find out who told Soy Sauce about Varsity. She fluffed it up so it would seem like a casual question, but she hasn't written 2 her in a long time, so it's funny that she'd chose to now, when she needs the info, hm?
It's hella bored (not baked) and just started talking (not toking) again you stoners!
I am so afraid to have children... will they ever learn how to speak? How to write? How to spell?
@ Rin ... YOU teach them. It's the only way. Keep them out of the education machine and teach them at home. Take them on field trips. Talk with them. Read with them. This is your destiny. It's a big job, and you're the only one you can trust to do it.
We know you can do it.
Homeschooled kids are creepy.
I love soy sauce. With wasabe. And sashimi. OMG!
but yeah, I totally agree!!! BLTs are always much better than you remembered
This is making me crazy...where in the whole note is "ranch"??
@shell in Oz- ahh,i can find it either! i think ive read the note close to 20 times. i dont want to keep reading it but i cant stop..
@shells and butter (yum)
the OP said the 3 names in the caption. you figure she (assuming this is a she) addressed the note to "soy sauce" and referenced a liking to "BLT"s; she must be, by process of elimination, "Ranch"
maybe BLT wants to dip into a lil Ranch LOL
Jesus this is really annoying and also really adorable. Aaaagh! Awww.
@shell--I was thinking the exact same thing!! I thought I was nuts. It definitely doesn't say "Ranch" anywhere.
Well, as we've seen most recently with the phonetic swearing Find, sometimes the Finds get cropped. For whatever reason. The reference to the nickname Ranch is either cropped off the bottom, or it's on the back.
I love you period.
do you love me question mark
please, please exclamation point
(i wanna hold you in parentheses)
There's something on the back. Looks like it might be a phone number? (***2922?)
Ugh. My brain hurts.
Perogi, I was homeschooled until high school. My "creepy" friends and I regarded most "school kids" as dumb, crude, shallow, conformist jerks. Most of us learned not to stereotype as we got older, though. I guess you were absent the day your school covered that?
Homeschooled kids always win the National Spelling Bee.
@shell, butter, dust & ranch:
the note was signed at the bottom and it said Ranch. They cut it out of the note though.
This reminds me of a paper I received once (from a student), written almost entirely in text message language.
This reminds me of a paper I received once (from a student), written almost entirely in text message language.
This letter was the hardest thing I have ever had to read. While I do enjoy the codenames (Soysauce = awesome name!), the handwriting is just to much! IT'S A Y, NOT A T!!