April 01, 2008

Failure to Communicate
FOUND by Jed in Dallas, Texas
I found this in the entry to my parking garage right next door to a Catholic elementary school. The thing that interests me the most is that the other person can't understand the poor girl whose ears hurt. Talk about frustrating.
L
Someone needs to visit Sister Mary, the school nurse. Poor thing.
+ April 01, 2008 12:20 AM +
I'm in way over my head here!
i hope we get to see the other side later today.

i can just see two kids trying to mouth/lip read to one another in class and finally the reader is tired of it and just writes a note.

i wonder why her ear(s) hurt
+ April 01, 2008 12:37 AM +
minphx in (the) west
seems like a running theme in the past several finds of people who could use a hug.

hope they're all feeling 'beeter.'
+ April 01, 2008 12:46 AM +
lars in all my forms in the nwc?
this girlfriend is feeling beeter but this one is not.
+ April 01, 2008 04:34 AM +
suspended in rooibos
it's intruiging (<- ? apologies to spelling police!) how the writing on the opposite side is visible but not quite discernible... but the next one should be, must be, it.
+ April 01, 2008 04:46 AM +
suspended in rooibos
ok, definite apologies to the duplicate posts' police. and Lars: thanks for the J.F. tip! he's nice. Obviously a Towneser (which is obviously a good thing).
+ April 01, 2008 04:50 AM +
mona lisa in the louvre
suspended..maybe just don't look at the next find, k?
+ April 01, 2008 05:25 AM +
Sam in in here
correction: one ear is feeling better. only one ear hurts. i love passing notes
+ April 01, 2008 05:47 AM +
suspended in rooibos
mona: just don't look at this comment, k?
+ April 01, 2008 06:28 AM +
Monicas' Flower Power Child in 1969
Okay - you know me, I just love that it's written on a flower power daisy -hot pink to boot !Pretty groovy find.
+ April 01, 2008 06:32 AM +
Librarian in the woodwork
He wrote it and I STILL don't understand.
+ April 01, 2008 06:35 AM +
stalker hiding in nurse's office.
The other side says:

Blah, blah, blah,
I do blank I can’t
Hear? I check to see
Which one is better
And which one is
Not. If you don’t
Understand me I’ll
Tell you later
At your house.
OK!!!!!
+ April 01, 2008 06:46 AM +
suspended in roobois
oh... was it there already? not exactly frustrating, but rather confusing
+ April 01, 2008 06:52 AM +
julie in quebec
The other side seems to say: « I do ... I can't hear? I check to see which one is better and which one is not. If you don't understand me, i'll tell you later at your house. OK!!!!!»

how lovely :)
+ April 01, 2008 06:53 AM +
julie in quebec
oups! it was already there!
+ April 01, 2008 06:54 AM +
Tang in CHNC
I like to pour hydrogen peroxide in my ear when it hurts, Maybe that will help. This is preety notepaper.
+ April 01, 2008 07:18 AM +
Freonz freak in g hallucinations
Wonder if the aching ears were caused by Sister Mary boxing them as punishment for passing notes?

Ear aches have to be one of the more painful maladies; hope kiddo feels better soon.
+ April 01, 2008 07:52 AM +
mona lisa in in the cookieless louvre
suspended, i just didnt want you to be too disappointed, when you looked at the next find, and found that it was not, in fact, the reverse of this one.
+ April 01, 2008 08:07 AM +
Turbo in the Thunderdome
Now, is it your left or my left?
+ April 01, 2008 08:08 AM +
Ooog in Ugh
Tang: That's a cure for waxy buildup, but you need to dilute the peroxide first. Makes an awesome crackling noise as it works!

I hope someone understands this poor kid soon: Untreated earaches can lead to hearing loss. My cousin and I are living proof of that!
+ April 01, 2008 08:12 AM +
Winston in Durham
I'm sorry to hear that...I just hate when my ears feel "beeter"!
+ April 01, 2008 08:13 AM +
john
WHAT?
+ April 01, 2008 08:18 AM +
Flargy in New Haven, CT
Mona, I was wondering about that. I also misread your post as directing Suspended to the next find for the answer. Then I saw the next find, and figured maybe salmonella or e. coli causes hearing loss. I guess as long as you don't puke out your ear, you're probably safe. I hear bile can be brutal on the eardrums (horrible pun not intended).
+ April 01, 2008 08:18 AM +
Beth in a tizzy
This looks like notes my mom and I used to write to each other in church. I would mime to her, and she wouldn't understand it so I would have to write her a note. But in my case, she would write back something funny, and I would try to snicker very quietly.

I hope this poor girl's ears feel better. It's no fun to have to sit through school with an ear ache. Maybe this girl was trying to tell her teacher that she wanted to go to the nurse when they were in the middle of an assembly.
+ April 01, 2008 08:22 AM +
Erp in Burp
It was a Catholic school. She did complain to the teacher, and was told, "Just offer it up to Jesus."

Take your choice, kiddo: Pain and martyrdom, or guilt.
+ April 01, 2008 09:17 AM +
Rebel in a fishbowl
@L - In a Catholic school, it was probably Sister Mary who boxed the kids' ears in the first place.
+ April 01, 2008 09:23 AM +
Crystal in Cracktown Selling Donuts For a Fix
I used to have all kinds of cool "note passing worthy" paper like this.

I miss passing notes...

Does anyone wanna pass notes?
+ April 01, 2008 09:28 AM +
Monkeywrench in The Works
I always used to get in trouble for passing notes...
Crystal: I'm in.
+ April 01, 2008 09:50 AM +
Night in gale
<--This car is a beater
but this one is not.-->
+ April 01, 2008 10:33 AM +
A Ghost in the Lost and Found
@Crystal: I'm not much of a "note-passer", myself. I'm more of a "sit in the back trying to crack up my friends" type.
+ April 01, 2008 10:41 AM +
Crystal in Cracktown Selling Donuts For a Fix


To: Monkeywrench
For Your Eyes Only!!!!!

I should be doing work. I'm going to get sooooo busted.

IDK.

TTYL
Crystal in Cracktown
+ April 01, 2008 10:43 AM +
Crystal in Cracktown Selling Donuts For a Fix
@ ghost: Could you at least pass that note to Monkeywrench for me? That would be great.
+ April 01, 2008 10:44 AM +
suspended in failing to communicate
thanks mona, it wasn't too disappointing, I hadn't even bothered making it out myself... I, for some (paranoid) reason read your comment as you being annoyed at my comments. sorry if I sounded annoyed back!
+ April 01, 2008 10:49 AM +
Monkeywrench in The Works
To: Crystal via Ghost
(All others will be cursed!!)

OMG me too! I'm sooo bored: Can't wait until lunch.

TTLY
Monkeywrench
+ April 01, 2008 10:55 AM +
A Ghost in the Lost and Found
Sure, Crystal. Give it here.

(Takes note from Crystal, reads it, and shaking head, tears up lame note, wadding it into pieces to shoot at Monkeywrench.)
+ April 01, 2008 10:58 AM +
Crystal in Cracktown Selling Donuts For a Fix
To:Monkeywrench
(I've folded the note in the shape of a t-shirt)

Ghost never said he would pass these notes for us. Technically, we are throwing them at him and and running over to pick them up again. He might be mad aaaaaand I really want a slice of pizza. =)

L8R
~~~Crystal In Cracktown~~~~
+ April 01, 2008 11:00 AM +
Crystal in Cracktown Selling Donuts For a Fix
If I had posted that just a few minutes sooner. It would have made more sense.

To:Ghost
Hello,
I've glued your notebook pages together and tied your shoe laces to each other! That note was IMPORTANT! Monkeywrench will never know what I said now.

XOXO
Crystal
+ April 01, 2008 11:05 AM +
Jed in Dallas, TX
I'm the lucky finder, and for those interested, the other side says:

do you know what I do when I can't hear? I check to see which one is better and which one is not. If you don't understand me I'll tell you later at your house.

OK!!!!!

This side is definitely the better of the two. It has the pretty pink flower on it.
+ April 01, 2008 11:15 AM +
Monkeywrench in The Works
To: Crystal
(I've folded the note up and colored it all pretty.)

Ohhh pizza! Yeah! I hope I get to sit at a table with a cute boy…
Ghost keeps throwing pieces of paper at me so I'm going to put a frog in his backpack.

Meet me by the swings L8R!
XOXO
-Monkeywrench
+ April 01, 2008 11:25 AM +
Crystal in Cracktown Selling Donuts For a Fix
Pssst:Monkeywrench

I lost your note, sorry I had to write this on my math test! Which I failed! Ugh! If you are going to put a frog in Ghost's backpack you can just use the one he put in mine, I'll leave it in your desk. We should both find cute boys to sit with at lunch! =)

I'll see you at recess.
Sooo Tired,
Crystal
+ April 01, 2008 11:46 AM +
Monkeywrench in The Works
CrYsTaL:
(scribbled hastily on some sloppily folded notebook paper)
I think the frog you put on my desk escaped! I don't see him anywhere! Do you think the teacher will know it was us?? I bet Ghost will tell.
We should pass a note to the cute boys to see if they like us. We could do it anonymously! (I had that word on a spelling test last week.)

See you as soon as the bell rings!
Daydreaming,
MoNkEyWrEnCh.
+ April 01, 2008 12:19 PM +
A Ghost in the Lost and Found
You girls are lame and you have cooties. No boys will sit with you.

Ghosts do not "tell."
+ April 01, 2008 12:32 PM +
Monkeywrench in The Works
The lameness I will admit to, but cooties?! Nevah!
+ April 01, 2008 01:23 PM +
mona lisa in in the cookieless louvre
suspended - no harm, no foul.
+ April 01, 2008 01:47 PM +
Chrome Toaster in Skate Town, goin' 'round and round!
Jed!! Thanks for checking in, and revealing to us the esoteric contents of the B side! While I agree that the side displayed here is the prettier side, we tend to bounce off the walls here when we can't decipher every barely-visible word on the reverse side of a Find! (well, Ok, maybe it's just me.)

+ April 01, 2008 03:18 PM +
Point of Order in the Room
Oh! nothing worse than not being able to hear. I hope the girl tells her parents hearing loss can be permanent.
+ April 01, 2008 03:42 PM +
Night in gale
Flargy,
I don't get your pun from this morning. Is "Bile" the name of one of those loud rock and roll musical groups you kids listen to?

What? I can't hear you. Hang on...(turning down the volume of Black Sabbath on the Hi-Fi.)
+ April 01, 2008 04:48 PM +
Lance Pants in a trance
Oh my gosh! You guys! I just heard American Apparel is suing Found for libel, due to some of the comments on this board! Foundmagazine. com will be shutting down at the end of the week! I can't believe it. I even have American Apparel as one of my favorite websites! This is a sad, sad day.
+ April 01, 2008 06:47 PM +
Lance Pants in a trance




(April Fool.)
+ April 01, 2008 06:48 PM +
Flargy in New Haven, CT
Nightingale:
I HEAR it can be brutal on the eardrums.
I actually did see a band called Bile about 12 years ago at a club in New Haven called the Tune Inn (the club closed 6 years ago, and the building burned down this past December). If I remember correctly, they were pretty bad. I'd recommend sticking with Black Sabbath. Most of the heavy stuff the kids are listening to these days is utter garbage.
+ April 01, 2008 09:28 PM +
Night in gale
Flargy,
You and Jonathan could form a club called "Night Didn't Get My Joke, Either." But hey, I turned it around ok, didn't I?
Lucky guess.

I seem to notice more kids these days interested in the really great rock & roll from the 70s. Or maybe I just recognize the music. But I can't listen to ANYTHING as loud as I used to. Ha!
+ April 01, 2008 10:17 PM +
Sarah in Dallas
Hmm! I park in a garage right next to a Catholic elementary school in Dallas... wonder if it's the same one. Interesting. :)
+ April 02, 2008 01:31 PM +

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