November 01, 2007

Boxman
FOUND by Uday Hasegawa in Dublin, Ohio
One of my friends found this walking through the band locker hallway... complete with a sword.
Cream in my Twinkie
Shameful
+ November 01, 2007 12:20 AM +
Disappointed in the Community
FOUR trickster-treaters?? That's not okay.
+ November 01, 2007 12:22 AM +
Endlessly devoted to the voices in my head
"Please keep it down, I'm trying to study."
+ November 01, 2007 12:25 AM +
Walking slowly, grabbing with each step all the little colored pebbles in between my toes as I approach the shore
"I feel pleasure in this day."
+ November 01, 2007 12:30 AM +
tash in pressed by the creative genius that is boxman
boxman is awesome! love the socks
+ November 01, 2007 12:48 AM +
Chopstix in chop suey
found what? The picture? or the costume, "complete with sword"?
+ November 01, 2007 12:49 AM +
Message in a bottle
Love the signature... Like he's an action-hero. You won't find "FRAGILE" stamped on this bad boy.
+ November 01, 2007 01:03 AM +
Navi in Link's head screaming Hey Listen !
I love the fact that it is Autographed. I can see it now Boxman on the cover of people next month or maybe a trashy one with a caption like attack of The boxman from space or I had a box baby with Boxman ...maybe even Jerry Springer Boxman you my baby daddy ! Jerry Jerry Jerry !

Sounds to me like Boxman's got some explaning to do
+ November 01, 2007 01:08 AM +
Jan- in -the-box
Boxman? I heard he has quite a package.
+ November 01, 2007 01:30 AM +
L
Boxman - the low budget superhero.
+ November 01, 2007 03:07 AM +
angel in my chair
Jan!! heeheehee. GREAT find too, i would kinda like to know the story behind this one!
+ November 01, 2007 05:18 AM +
Stapler in Jello
Dublin Ohio! Boxman and I are from the same town. I'm so sorry I didn't get to see him in person....
+ November 01, 2007 06:52 AM +
crack in my butt
why does boxman need a sword? maybe to fend off all those Pesky Pakaging Peanuts? or are there some Boxgangstas in the area? i always thought Dublin Ohio was a pretty safe area
+ November 01, 2007 07:05 AM +
Soon to be in court
He does have quite the package Jan! Hard to find amidst all the packaging pean-uts...
Great find! First one I'm going to save and show all my friends!!!

"The Boxman Cometh" in theatres soon!!!
+ November 01, 2007 07:39 AM +
Freon in the office
Da-da-da-daaaaaah! It's Boxman! Gee, Boxman, you're always First Class in my book!

Could it be the impressive (if that's the word) package is just a trick of fabric foldery brought on by the super masculine cardboard thigh protectors?
+ November 01, 2007 07:57 AM +
Stalker in bushes waiting for boxman to walk by.
Such masculine eyebrows! And a classic Roman nose. This box has got it going on! Boxman, I want you!
+ November 01, 2007 08:15 AM +
becky in boston, ma
crazy ebay sellers.
+ November 01, 2007 08:20 AM +
Brown Cow in How Now
Ohh Boxman!

You're my knight in Corrugated Cardboard!

Let's ride off into the sunset in the UPS truck together!
+ November 01, 2007 08:23 AM +
.oO( in a thought bubble)
found my husbands halloween costume for next year!...lmao
the trick will be getting him to wear it ;)
+ November 01, 2007 08:24 AM +
Johnny Bravo in The Box Cave
Boxman has foolishly left his package unprotected.
+ November 01, 2007 09:00 AM +
Michelle in a random moment of time and space
hey! i think i saw you on franklin street last night!
you were the one that mispackaged yourself and got duct taped against the wall.
+ November 01, 2007 09:16 AM +
Agent Ling Hi in the Orient Express
He's a hard worker, but he needs to learn to think outside the box.
+ November 01, 2007 09:27 AM +
Writer, Rejected in www.literaryrejectionsondisplay.blogspot.com
I like the arm and thigh guards, made of paperbag and held together with packing tape. Also key to his nerd-power is the old mailing address scrawled on his chest in Mommy's handwriting. Plus, I dig those crazy hand-fashioned eyebrows I think this kid is going places.
+ November 01, 2007 09:32 AM +
Nonny Moose in North Peak
I'm Cosmo Cutter ... the Boxman!
+ November 01, 2007 09:56 AM +
Halloween-Hangover in Dublin, OH
Hey! I live there! This picture looks just like the backyards of the houses behind my aparment complex.

I love that it's autographed... you should be able to "find" the owner.
+ November 01, 2007 10:23 AM +
JOSHIEWASHIE in Akiyama's Class
GOOOOOO BOXMAN!!!!
+ November 01, 2007 10:55 AM +
wendy in austin
Step 1: Cut a hole in a box
Step 2: Put your whole body in a box
Step 3: Get her to open the box

And that's how you do it. It's a band dork in a box!
+ November 01, 2007 10:57 AM +
Beth in a tizzy
na nana na nana na nana BOXMAN!
(sung to to the tune of the Batman theme song)

Saving the world one cardboard box at a time. Ridding the world of the evil polluters who throw boxes away instead of making constumes (/forts) out of them.

Help me Obi-Wan Boxman. You're my only hope.
+ November 01, 2007 11:01 AM +
waiting in front of the door
Boxman, you had me at "sign here on the dotted line", but I have to tell you, if we are to be together, you have get rid of that purse-like thing.
What's up with that?!!!
+ November 01, 2007 11:15 AM +
It's all in my mind
So THIS is what the Dungeons and Dragons set does when they're not in their fantasy world.
+ November 01, 2007 11:21 AM +
sarah in oklahomaaaaa
oh my baby jesus. i want it.

i want it so bad. (the boxman costume, that is)
+ November 01, 2007 11:35 AM +
emily in london
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_uln6CurFk

boxmans cousin?
:)
+ November 01, 2007 12:30 PM +
Pepper in your anus
It's a band queer!
+ November 01, 2007 12:42 PM +
...? in ...!
Look! On the ground! In the gutter!

Is it a bag? Is it a egg carton? No its...

BOXMAN? Yes, Boxman.

Rocketed to Earth from the great recycling center in the sky Boxman has come to strike fear into all those who dare opress the corigated and square! With his powers of easy foldibility, recyclability, and storibility, he fights for truth, justice, and the 100% recycled material way!
+ November 01, 2007 12:42 PM +
Pepper in your nose
I had a roommate that dressed up in a box covered with faux wood contact paper with the word RAID written on the side. She went as a Roach caught in a roach hotel.
+ November 01, 2007 12:47 PM +
trick in your treat
Whooo hooo I appriciate this find . Finally someone else with some halloween spirit.
+ November 01, 2007 01:03 PM +
becky in carbondale, il
step 1, cut a hole in the box
step 2, put your junk in that box
step 3, have her open the box
and thats how you do it!!
+ November 01, 2007 01:10 PM +
Sara in Desk in my Shoebox
I love his referee/soccer player t-shirt underneath the box costume, adds to the superhero look. Maybe if he has a cape then he could truly save the day from whatever plagues boxes. Good thing it didn't rain....
+ November 01, 2007 01:11 PM +
Mae West in the 1930's
Oooh Boxman, you big boy, when you're through fighting shipping charges today, why dontcha come up and play jack-in-the-box with me....
+ November 01, 2007 01:15 PM +
UtahChick in Utah
*GASPS* You have an original Boxman?? And it's signed???? I am soooo JEALOUS!! lol I love the angry looking eyebrows! A classic! I wish I had friends like this that would make an ass of themselves for a good laugh :(
+ November 01, 2007 01:15 PM +
the shooters in the hall
We doubt the veracity of the find. We doubt it very much. At least we are unclear. That is. Did he find the picture? Or did he find the boxes? With the sword? If he found the boxes, with the sword, what allows it to be considered a find? Given this criteria, what about the condom I found the other day? Or the syringe? Or, say, the rotting dog carcass that I've passed on our bicycle ride to work for the past two weeks? Please finders keepers. Help us. Clarify this please.
+ November 01, 2007 01:21 PM +
UtahChick in Utah
Since when do you have to be smart to post on found? Hmmm... lol jk

Spam protection: Who was the first president of the United States (last name only) ?
<-- That was my question lol :P
+ November 01, 2007 01:21 PM +
Sean's mother in the principal's office
You shooters, quit whining. You can keep the used rubbers and needles and roadkill for your own enjoyment.

A box costume or a picture of a box costume is a terrific find.
+ November 01, 2007 01:33 PM +
Sean's mother
And Ultra Chick, dumb is not sexy. Or funny.
+ November 01, 2007 01:37 PM +
UtahChick in Utah
I agree with Sean! I love this find!!! :D
+ November 01, 2007 01:40 PM +
D in the kids Halloween Candy bag, searching for "Smarties" while they're at school
Shouldn't his weapon be a staple gun, or a box cutter?
+ November 01, 2007 01:56 PM +
D in a quandry
my spam question was a trick question: "What day comes after Monday" I know the answer they're looking for, but technically, aren't they all after Monday?
+ November 01, 2007 02:00 PM +
boxman's mother in inside
Boxman! Quit walking around outside in your socks! You don't think I keep them so white by allowing you to traipse around the porch in them, do you? Now take off that box purse and get inside for a box lunch!
+ November 01, 2007 02:12 PM +
Cool Guy in a cool car on Franklin St.
I don't understand why Boxman didn't take the time to make himself some shoes? How hard would it have been to throw on some Kleenex boxes?

Michelle in a random moment, I miss Franklin Street! I'm jealous...
+ November 01, 2007 02:19 PM +
UltraChick in Utah
Hey I got to post my thing right? UtahChick: Not Dumb :)
+ November 01, 2007 02:40 PM +
Desperate Cynic
In the spirit of the gender confusion frequently expressed by some of the younger FOUND commenters, I think the writing says "Boxnar" and the person wearing the costume is a female. Or perhaps it's a meter-person out marking tires on Halloween. Happy All Saints Day, ya'll. Tomorrow is the Day of the Dead in Mexico. Elsewhere, it's Friday.
+ November 01, 2007 05:08 PM +
Nikki in CHNC
Michelle, I was there.... I was a bubble bath, what were you?
+ November 01, 2007 05:23 PM +
A Kitten in a mitten
I want Boxman's autograph too! Where can I get one?
+ November 01, 2007 05:29 PM +
Mon Cul in the Capt. Kendrick Memorial Hotdog Wildlife Preserve
D, perhaps his weapon of choice should be a packing tape gun.

Life looks so beautiful in Boxman's world. I want to roll around on the lawn.

Is Boxman's true identity Alex Venti?
+ November 01, 2007 05:58 PM +
Cinnamon in the spice rack
Sean S., obviously you've seen UltraChick's myspace and she is hot, but not like hotmom. You should go for it, Dude!
+ November 01, 2007 08:08 PM +
Matt in KC
Something tells me boxman didn't get any action that night.
+ November 01, 2007 10:27 PM +
baby basil in the herb garden
A packing tape gun?? Boy that would lead to some sticky situations!!
+ November 02, 2007 04:26 AM +
tori in boxman's box.
Awwww, I want a signed 'Boxman' photo!
+ November 02, 2007 06:02 AM +
Clover in the foggy misty lawn
Is it my imagination, or is that a grave with a cross behind him in clear view of the porch? (I just came from reading tomorrow's find.)
NO CLOSER, BOXMAN!
+ November 03, 2007 11:06 PM +
Jonathan in the graveyard, waiting until dark,
Oooh Clover, that's spooooky!
And with a spade leaning against it too.

WUA-HA-HA-HA!

Don't let Tizer out! His fangs are sharp!!

btw -- I think that purse thing around is neck is his i-Box.
+ November 04, 2007 07:21 AM +
Jonathan in oh, for heaven's sake
around *his* neck. Dang this sticky keyboard (or is it the cold weather).
+ November 04, 2007 07:23 AM +
plastic in ()



foreplay



+ November 05, 2007 03:29 PM +
AK in Dublin, Ohio
Finally!!! One from my home town!!

Haha. I love that this picture captured Dublin in one photo.

RIP BAD
+ November 06, 2007 09:04 AM +
Creed in Texas
Wow. And this one is autographed by boxman.
+ November 06, 2007 12:22 PM +
Duckie in a puddle
Anthony and Ian!
+ November 06, 2007 05:42 PM +
fritzxcore in san diego ca
Dude! That's boxman from the smosh video. And I think it's signed. If you don't know what that is look up smosh on youtube and watch the boxman movie.
+ November 07, 2007 03:50 PM +
Tessa in your house
I wonder if this is a reference to the videos on youtube (Boxman) by Smosh...?
+ November 09, 2007 05:46 PM +
Blendtec Blender in a kitchen
What is that on Boxman? Is that a Boxman iPod???
P.S. I'm canadian and the spam protection thing is annoying. I need to brush up on USA history...
+ November 26, 2007 08:42 PM +
laugh in g hysterically!!
OMG. I seriously never bothered to google or youtube search boxman, but the other person on the other compuer on the computer room was just watching a boxman minimovie (from youtube) on Myspace.. HYSTERICAL!!
+ September 29, 2008 07:13 PM +
still try in g to remember to proof before hitting "submit"
T!! (please add it to the previous post.)
+ September 29, 2008 07:24 PM +

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