April 14, 2008

I Am So Freaking...
FOUND by Enos Shenk in Ivy Tech, Fort Wayne, Iindiana
The repetition of this kills me. "I am so freaking" what? Bad at math? Hungry? Horny?
megga moo in MI
repetitive?
+ April 14, 2008 12:06 AM +
bri in the dorms
bored.

I used to do this in middle/high school.
+ April 14, 2008 12:11 AM +
Night in gale
"I am so freakin' boring" would be more apt.

I like it as a Find, though. I especially like the finder's name. Enos Shenk. It's got a certain quality...must google.
+ April 14, 2008 12:18 AM +
Clover in the Lawn
I am so freaking in Freonz freakin hallucination.
+ April 14, 2008 12:22 AM +
Clover in the Lawn
I am so freaking AWESOME!
+ April 14, 2008 12:22 AM +
jen in on the internet
haha I wish i knew what the rest of the sentence is. who rights lines on their own free will? i'm sure no teacher assigned lines with the word "freaking"
+ April 14, 2008 12:25 AM +
nearly asleep in California
lame
+ April 14, 2008 12:26 AM +
Clover in mid-yawn
The I's look like H's lying down.
+ April 14, 2008 12:29 AM +
Les Brers in A Minor
sick of your class, and I'm dropping it!
+ April 14, 2008 12:43 AM +
kite in the house by myself
I'm so freaking missing you.....
+ April 14, 2008 12:50 AM +
Licita's in love with a stripper.
I hated writing sentences for my mom, she would make us do them if we misbehaved. But Bri is probably right, the last word is "Bored" I used to doodle and write that when I was small.

AND..It is "writes" NOT "rights". That pisses me off. That is all.
+ April 14, 2008 01:25 AM +
Look in side
it's gotta be "BORED"
+ April 14, 2008 02:20 AM +
Chrome Toaster in Gramma's Kitchen
Like, I am SOOOOO Freaking out right now!!!
+ April 14, 2008 02:33 AM +
wrye in the morning
sick of school
+ April 14, 2008 04:18 AM +
Brenda in Madrid
I am so freaking freaky for my shirt! I'm so...
+ April 14, 2008 05:13 AM +
baby basil in the herb garden
Looks like someone was pretending to take notes. As Maya Angelou says, "I spread a handful of attention over my face, and tuned out." That must be what the writer was doing, probably in class. I have written stories in Biology...which explains my just-passing grades in that subject. Just remember to look up and pause in the writing, occasionally, so they think you're actually listening.

Other than that, unimpressive as Finds go. Surely with all the good stuff we send in...but maybe the Foundmasters are having cabin fever.
+ April 14, 2008 05:15 AM +
Librarian in the woodwork
...so freaking TORN!

+ April 14, 2008 06:39 AM +
chillin
...tired
+ April 14, 2008 06:43 AM +
Freonz freak in g hallucinations
I am so freaking amazed to find Clover in my hallucinations!

I am so freaking thankful this isn't a parking note.

I am so freaking happy to have a nice, hot cuppa coffee right now.

I am so freaking delighted to have gotten email from a long lost friend.

I am so freaking sure that Babe Basil hit the circumstances square on the nose.
+ April 14, 2008 07:14 AM +
JodaBabes in General
I am so freakin' tired of little men trying to be bigger.
+ April 14, 2008 07:24 AM +
amy in sleep deprivation land
my vote is on "horny!"
or "tired"

I am so freaking tired
I am so freaking tired
I am so freaking tired...
+ April 14, 2008 07:50 AM +
Bored in at my desk
crazy.
+ April 14, 2008 08:34 AM +
erin in the middle of nowhere
mad. That's about the only time I use the word "freaking." Although I'm sure that that writing lines would help any of the situations- horny, bored, mad, bad at math...
+ April 14, 2008 08:35 AM +
Beth in a tizzy
What kind of teacher assigns lines that have the word 'freaking' in them? I'm guessing if this was an assignment, the kid was improvising.

I am so freaking... tired to writing lines
+ April 14, 2008 08:50 AM +
John
I've thrown away finds more interesting than this.
+ April 14, 2008 09:06 AM +
Martina in bed with tea
I am so freaking happy

honestly.
+ April 14, 2008 09:20 AM +
Jonathan too in my office (sshhh!)
I'll bet the missing word isn't "sorry".
+ April 14, 2008 09:35 AM +
Smallbear in the Cave
I'm so Freaking happy I'm going to Florida today.
I'll be back Saturday. Yea!!
+ April 14, 2008 09:39 AM +
L
LOL, mega moo. Your comment is not only the first, but the best. :)

My 14-year-old son has written this note, as well as said it aloud numerous times, so I happen to know that the missing word is AWESOME! (Clover got it right.)
+ April 14, 2008 10:02 AM +
sarah in the 25th floor
I vote for "bored"
+ April 14, 2008 10:07 AM +
Layne in sane
ugly.
crazy.
scared.

I used to have panic attacks and do this repetitively to keep from doing anything more serious to myself.
+ April 14, 2008 10:15 AM +
Anne in Little Rock
Hungry.
Bored
+ April 14, 2008 10:17 AM +
up to my ears in work and wedding plans
I am so freaking lacking in clever retorts.
I am so freaking disappointed with myself.
+ April 14, 2008 10:24 AM +
Terrie-Is-So-Very in totally-unique-ville
I'm so freaking predictable.
I'm so freaking predictable.
I'm so freaking predictable.
I'm so freaking predictable.
+ April 14, 2008 10:38 AM +
Lost in Space and Time
It amuses me that 'freaking' has become an epithet in common use. It was originally used by film makers back in the 1970s who wanted to dub something that matched the actors' mouths as they uttered the F-word so that they could broadcast it on TV. (I think 'Rambo' may have been among the first)
Now, when they shoot a film they bring the actors in to a studio at the end of production to record an over-dubbing track to cover up any profanity.
For kids growing up seeing stuff first on TV, it has become a substitute for that word, even spilling over into song lyrics and the like.
+ April 14, 2008 10:40 AM +
Pepper in your anus
I'm so freakin borded with this find.
+ April 14, 2008 10:56 AM +
not so clever in creating my handle
I am so freaking fascinated by the movement of a pen over the smooth surface of the page that I am moved to tears.
I am so freaking fascinated by the movement of a pen over the smooth surface of the page that I am moved to tears.
I am so freaking fascinated by the movement of a pen over the smooth surface of the page that I am moved to tears.
I am so freaking fascinated by the movement of a pen over the smooth surface of the page that I am moved to tears.

Yes. I believe this is a remnant from a 28.5" x 11" spiral notebook.

I think this is a pretty tantalizing find, myself.
+ April 14, 2008 11:05 AM +
Mopa in Far Far Away
I am so freaking the son of Barton Ramriliad, Earl of Northchester.
+ April 14, 2008 11:24 AM +
kc in the sunshine van
screwed. Writing it over & over sometimes makes it easier to accept.
+ April 14, 2008 11:32 AM +
Jason in FOUND HQ
I am so freaking happy to share a secret new project with you, dear commenters. I won't be announcing it for a few weeks, but you can take an early peek here: www.cassettefrommyex.com. For anyone who loves mix tapes, stories of love and nostalgia and the power of music, come take a look. More on this in a bit, and let me know what you think over there, ok?
Love,
Jason
+ April 14, 2008 11:39 AM +
San in still stuck in the mid-west
Love the shape of the paper. Looks like an arrowhead...or a fish.
+ April 14, 2008 11:40 AM +
Tang in black
Jaason! What a great idea! I love it. Who doesn't have some of their old mix tapes ya know? Music to soak your toe to was very thoughtful. First commenter, yay!
+ April 14, 2008 11:59 AM +
Tang in black and I'm overly excited
And Lucas was filmed at your high school? Did I get that right? How cool.
+ April 14, 2008 12:03 PM +
Jason in FOUND HQ
Ha ha. That's right, Tang. Corey Haim, Winona Ryder, Jeremy Piven... 1986 teen classic.

And glad you like like the site! We'll have a bunch more stuff going up in the upcoming weeks. Really excited to share people's stories...
+ April 14, 2008 12:11 PM +
Freonz freak in g hallucinations
I am so freaking old.
I am so freaking old.
I am so freaking old.
I am so freaking old.
+ April 14, 2008 12:37 PM +
mona lisa in a cookieless louvre
not so clever, that is one huge notebook you're talking about.. holy crow.
+ April 14, 2008 01:48 PM +
Stinky Mc Stinkface
I'm so freaking stupid!

I hated writing standards...We over estimate the brains of teachers nowadays...I picture a kid that called his teacher a Freaking bad name, so the lil twit made them write this 500 times.
+ April 14, 2008 04:38 PM +
katy
I am so freaking sad you left me. :'(
+ April 14, 2008 05:43 PM +
im so freak in g hungy.
Does anybody have any pancake mix?
+ April 14, 2008 06:13 PM +
im so freak in g hungry.
Ahhh, my R button barely works. I'm not hungy; im hungRy. Sorry.
+ April 14, 2008 06:15 PM +
Danielle SMILE in San Jose, Ca
the "I"
is so wide.
+ April 14, 2008 07:44 PM +
sital in Vancouver, BC
Ya, the "I" is really being stressed.
+ April 14, 2008 07:54 PM +
Alicia in Mississippi
stupid.

I am so freaking stupid.
+ April 14, 2008 08:19 PM +
not so clever in making it up
When little Suzie Roper teased her best friend, Jill Altonio, about her cankles (calf + ankles, aka Slavic ankles), she knew she had gone too far. Even girls with cankles have feeling (just not between their knee and foot). Devastated that she lost her best and most sure-footed friend, Suzie filled all 120 pages (minus one for a table of contents) of a spiral notebook with the phrase, "I am so freaking sorry, Jill. Forgive me."

What the obsessive -- and friendless -- Suzie didn't know was that the Altonios were a Sicilian family with "connections" and that little Jill was a sociopath. She called in a favor from her cousin Luigi who put a hit out on an unsuspecting Suzie.

Delivering Girl Scout cookies to her neighbors, Suzie never even saw the black Lincoln Towncar coming. Strafed down with twenty rounds from a Heckler & Koch MP5, she bled out before the last casing hit the pavement.

At that same moment, Jill sat in her bedroom two blocks away. When she heard the gun blasts, she methodically began to tear 119 pages of apology from their wire spiral binding. Each page she shred into several pieces and swallowed them one by one until she felt sick. Running out onto the back patio, she vomited up what had become Suzie Roper's last words to her best and dreadful friend.

The Altonios left Fort Wayne the next day. They never cleaned up Jill's vomit, which dried in the summer sun and was blown about by the winds of a sudden storm front.

Handle with care.
+ April 14, 2008 09:00 PM +
Night in gale
You are so freaking clever in making that up!
+ April 14, 2008 09:35 PM +
Clover in the Lawn
Jason is so freaking CREATIVE! love it love it I so freaking love it! Living life immersed in creativity! Hooray! I'm so freaking happy! when around creative people, making random connections! ..just makes me feel like singin'.. la la la!
+ April 14, 2008 09:42 PM +
Jan in sync with Librarian in the Woodwork
Torn, indeed! You too must live by my personal code that no pun, be it visual or verbal, or fatally lame should ever go unspoken.
+ April 14, 2008 10:06 PM +
Night in gale
Ooh Jan, you should put your code on your Found profile!
+ April 14, 2008 11:05 PM +
Archived Finds in Sept. 23, 2007
I am so Freak le Chick.
+ April 14, 2008 11:10 PM +
Re in in my apartment
I am so freaking OCD
I am so freaking OCD
I am so freaking OCD
+ April 15, 2008 06:47 AM +
Kira
I was thinking she was not so clever in making it up cause it actually happened...

Oh, and I just had a crazy idea... It would be really cool to have spam questions that relate to previous finds... If you don't read FOUND you have to keep refreshing until you get a math question.
+ April 15, 2008 02:21 PM +
Holly the Homemaker in Toronto

I'm so freaking happy!
+ April 15, 2008 03:54 PM +
hopeless romantic in love
"i'm so freaking sorry"

writting lines as a punishment for doing wrong in a relationship?
+ April 15, 2008 05:26 PM +
Salvator Rosa in problema linguistica
What dis word 'freaking'? Ees not in my Dizionario.

bizzarrendo?

Io sono tanto bizzarrendo italiano.
+ April 16, 2008 05:55 AM +
Winston in Durham
I am so freaking stressed!
+ April 16, 2008 08:18 AM +
Truid in U.S.A.
Yes... "I am so freaking bored". I used to do this a lot too.
+ May 09, 2008 11:02 PM +
le foret in edmonton
"bored," probably. I've written this !
+ May 10, 2008 01:05 AM +

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