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May 02, 2008 |
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Asshole Parker
FOUND by Casey Conroy
in St. Louis, Missouri
I found this note in a Target parking lot in St. Louis one afternoon. It was laying on the ground between two cars, none of which were mine. I'm still trying to figure out if the writer of the note meant to call the bad parker an asshole twice or just forgot to put the comma after the first asshole. Either way it's funny.
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I LOVE IT! I never take the time to write such an eloquent statement to bad parkers. If I have my husband or sons with me, they manage to spit on the offending vehicle . . .yukk. If it were me, I'd rather get the note.
asshole asshole asshole.. notice how when you repeat a word, it just sounds funny?
Weird H formation.
I wish I did that to every asshole who parked like an asshole. Also I wish I could throw a water balloon at every asshole that almost runs me down in a crosswalk.
Those jerks.
for those who enjoyed the 't' connecting to 'h' a few finds back, this will be a marvel.
is it any wonder that an asshole would park like an asshole? what choice does it have?
The word is "asswhole." As in the whole ass.
Not another parking-note week! AHHHHHHH!
I thought it said "ass + cole" at first on the second one... like:
"YOU PARK LIKE AN ASSHOLE ASS + COLE"
like some sort of explanation of the world asshole?
I don't know it's very late.
not meaning to be discriminatory,but I thought assholes were physically incapable of parking.
Asshole Asshole Asshole Asshole Asshole AssholeAsshole Asshole Asshole Asshole Asshole AssholeAsshole Asshole Asshole Asshole Asshole AssholeAsshole Asshole Asshole Asshole Asshole Asshole WHEEE!!!!
A find from my hometown!
I do not like the H formation at all. I tried to write some that way just to see the feel of it... and have concluded that I am not a fan.
I like to believe the author meant to put a comma between the two assholes.
I'm thinking the note ends "...like an ass-hole. [signed] Ass-hole."
Takes one to know one, and all that. Taken in this light, it could be a complementary note.
I make my H's similar to this. Because my name starts with an H, it's just quicker and more efficient. Sometimes, when I'm in a hurry, I can do it without ever lifting the writing utensil off of the paper. It has saved me a lot of time over the years. Just sayin.
Too bad there's not a pic with it...I would l love to see how the "asshole" parked.
My mind wanders. What if we called the mouth facehole. Or the ear headhole.
farmer: i laughed way too much at that. and yes, 'asshole' does look weird now, if that was what you were trying to do. lol words are awesome. i love facehole, too. next time someone's bugging me, i'm gonna say 'shut your freaking facehole'. I thought they were saying 'you park like an asshole, you asshole'. basically repeating themselves. so yeah...
I agree with Baby Basil. It's "asswhole". Have we learned nothing from Ted and Alyssa? If we want to enjoy cult standing on the interwebs, we need to get our Foundisms straight.
Villin, I think your mind is leaking out your headhole.
Not much of a Find IMO, Seeing as there's a whole website devoted to asshole parking. The site encourages people to use this exact phrase and send in pictures.
It's called: www.youparklikeanasshole.com
Ophelia: My husband and I often walk our two dogs and we have to cross at a three way intersection with stop signs all around. Some drivers just won't wait for us in the crosswalk and one day my husband got more ticked off than usual and threw a bag of dog poop at a car. You should have seen the guy's face, ha.
Really nice finding !!!make me think about the "don't even think about here" signs in NYC. GREAT!
when i say it, it sounds like he forgot the comma.
Vill. in: It's "cakehole". Or "pie hole" if you happen to be British.
As in, Shut your cake hole.
I'm not makin it up, Ron Leiberman says it to Sally Field in Norma Rae. And you know a union organiser would never lie.
..asshole, asshole, parking in my marigolds...
Maybe I'll start hyphenating it too.
Danna: That is wonderful! I have a cat, but I could potentially bag it's leavings to make projectiles for unruly drivers. ;)
My favorite hole is the pie hole. Mmmmmmm....pie.
Smallbear, that website is hilarious! I'm going to share it with everyone I know.
This reminds me of something we found in my husband's grandma's house after she died. It was a piece of paper that had been used for copying that said, "Congratulations! You've received the head up your ass award for your parking." It was also accompanied with a fabulous drawing of a man with his head up his ass.
I think I'm going to copy these and start giving out awards!
Most original parking not ever. NOT!
God 13,000 find a year? Jason must be friend with the finder.
You fart like an *whole, *whole.
Yes, Pepper, it's all a big conspiracy. Nepotism abounds at Found Magazine. Maybe you should write your congressman a tear-stained letter telling him all about it.
Danielle has a point. I don't think they can drive, let alone park. They don't even have hands. Or feet. Or eyes. I hate to even try to picture it. It's a creepy visual image.
Really Bad Parking:
like an asshole's asshole
Ghost, how very creative of you. If you don't have anything interesting to write you could skip a day. Shut up.
Awww, Sorry Vill. I was trying to play off you, your mind was wandering...headhole, etc.
(Dang, I broke my cardinal rule. I'll shut up now.)
didn't we vote pepper off the island yet?
And how does an asshole park?
On a toilet seat.
Neatly, squarely, precisely and functionally.
With speed and efficiency and not outstaying the time required.
What a compliment!
In the immortal words of Homer Simpson, "shut your word-hole" seems strangely appropriate. I myself use that expression at least once a day at my shitty job...
Does anyone read these comments days after the find was posted???
I almost left a similar message on a car parked sideways, thus taking up 2-3 spaces. I always leave toilet paper in my car for kleenex/emergencies. I wrote on two squares "I thought you might need this since you are obviously an ass" but decided I wasn't using my powers for good and elected against it. It was tempting though....
when I first saw this, I thought my computer froze and repeated the end of the picture. :(
I think that the writer is just a fan of that song, you know. "I like to move it move it"...
Stardust, oh yes we do.
And weeks. And months.
And years!
'not using your powers for good' is a great thought. (Writing to Found counts as OK though I think. ;-) )
Just think how you'd have felt if you HAD left your Kleenex note and came back to find your own car keyed or smashed, hey?
This person was definitely acquainted with another wonderful website I love to visit: www.youparklikeanasshole.com
Wonderful!
I think the author meant to say; "You are double parked like an asshole" but instead said; "You park like a double asshole"... Asshole!
Im sure: the second "asshole" is his signature!
Sometimes I park, in handicap spaces, while handicapped people, make handicapped faces...I'm an asshoooole-lee-oli-o...
wat an asshole asshole