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Intoxicated Name Tags
FOUND by Spenser Ford
in Iowa City, Iowa
I found a pile of crumbled sticky notes at a party one night. I'm not sure if they are name tags or what, but they all have pretty unique descriptions on them.
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We collect FOUND stuff: love letters, birthday cards, kids' homework,
to-do lists, ticket stubs, poetry on napkins, telephone bills, doodles -
anything that gives a glimpse into someone
else's life. Anything goes...
Is 'Punk Dick' an attribute or an insult?
the "punk dick" part caught my eye too. seems kind of odd to put that together with religious and prude. wonder what he did to deserve that title.
This is one of those parlor games -- given these descriptions, you guess which one goes with which person. Pin the label on the donkey?
Looks like some notes taken at an unsuccessful speed-dating session...what the note-taker thought of the candidates.
I suppose they could be his/her notes on the people attending the party. But it doesn't seem wise to crumple them and leave them where anyone could find them. Maybe the scrawly handwriting is a disguise?
"Very not selfish" is one of the best descriptions I've ever heard.
I really like "very not selfish", too. I wonder if someone created nametags, only the wearers didn't know what they said? Stuck to their backs, maybe?
I went to threadless.com - what a cool site! Nifty idea. http://www.threadless.com/submit
"Nice buss boy" reminds me of my restaurant days - this could very well have been a game we played at that time. Only it seems meaner than we would been. We were nice drunks.
What the hell does 'calm until pleased' mean?
makes smiles? thats a lovely attribute... and oh my.... it says vagina.
and i thought that said nice Bass boy.
this find is worth it for learning about threadless.com superior.
@ Feeling . . . means you don't want to make wild monkey love with her in a thin-walled apartment while your mother is sleeping (or trying to) in the guest room next door.
"I'm really wasted. Wanna do me?"
I have that one. Laminated.
I think some of these people are going to have to attend Saturday School. There are numerous infractions just waiting to happen in these notes.
Creates love, but cries alone?? How emo. :O
I can't imagine having one's vagina sucked off.
Didn't that happen to some lady on an airplane toilet?
Does that say 'makes moods'?
good moods or bad moods? Can anyone be moodless at any time? That's about as meaningful as saying 'affected by gravity'
@Feeling - similar to 'affected by gravity.'
I like to tell people "I'm in favor of weather."
What size do you wear?...
Extra medium.
I love threadless.com. My offspring and i all have tshirts from there.
i have splatter in Dminor.
looooooooooove threadless. i think i'll go shopping there now.
i think she had her intestines sucked out. that was on that show where two stories are fake, and one is real, and you have to guess which one, and that was the real one. apparently, she flushed while still sitting, which created a vacuum, and sucked out her intestines. I'm afraid of airplane toilets.
Toilets on trains used to dump out right onto the tracks - which is why there was always a sign in the bathroom that read:
"Do not use toilet while the train is at the station."
Anyone said it yet? I find these creepy.
Who is Curly Jones and why is he "very ludie"?
I've been wondering about "ludie" too. The closest I can get is "ludopath" which means compulsive gambler. Wal, with a guy named Curly, his game is probably poker--and he carries a six-shooter. And wears boots.
My first guess was a rapid-dating party and these were the males notes on each "date" he had a turn with that evening.
wow.. getting to know that a girl likes her yoohoo (note euphemism, please)sucked during a speed dating session means that you're either a very good questioner, or she's real easy.
I think it's very INDIE..as in independent, freer of thought, cutting edge.. coool, baby.
The "I'm really wasted" one is written by a different person. I love the idea that this is from speed dating, some guy went speed dating one evening before going to a party, made notes on the girls, one girl stole one of his post-its and wrote this open little chat up line. He kept his notes to show his friends and have a laugh, and of course kept that one too.
@Chromey--Of course, you're right. Now, can you translate what," Curly ______w/ cute ______" means?
mlm
I thought it said Carly Jones with a cute face.
Carly is a sort of youtube star - she was in a series of clips called lonely girl. I watched one once and it was intolerably boring.
She does have a cute face though.
Doesn't make love, but...creates love. Swoon.
Was this person writing a play? A book?
Are these character attributes?
Was the "do me" sticky note written by a drunk roomate and lined up with the other notes as a joke?
Did the writer become pissed off that his/her work had been sullied by said drunk roommate and wad them all up and throw them in the trash?
(I'd rather have my clit sucked than my yoohoo.) What?!
I thought it said "curly toes w/cute fric."
Hey, I just noticed that it looks like all but one of these notes had names at the top that have been blanked out. I think some creepy person at the party was observing everyone and making notes about what he thought they were like, sitting all alone in a corner, because no one likes him. Ick. Creepy.
I thought it was "curly tones w/ cute face".
These are things I like about a guy, too:
Rides bike by me
makes smiles
very not selfish
very indie
creates love
punk dick
...though the ability to form cohesive sentences must factor in. Go figure.
Punk dick cannot be a negative thing, however.
@ NIGHT IN GALE- I would, too!!! Yeah baby!!
I'm wearing a Threadless shirt right now!
The Lions Are Smarter Than Me!
sounds like summa you belong over there at dirtyfound.com.
we all belong at dirty found, and so do you, sliding in.
Nightingale!!! Such language! You ought to be ashamed! (but me too)
Maybe these are all song titles and someone was working on a set list for an upcoming show?
nightingale, you're going to saturday detention. bring your yoohoo.
The Very Indie one.. I now can see that the final item in the list is cute face, but at first I thought it said "cuterific."
I ain't goin' to your "detention" on Saturday or any other day, Mona. I didn't use profanity. I was speaking anatomically. (Wait. Will there be a good cunilinguist there?)
Oh jeez I have so many shirts from threadless and cant fit into any of them, damn baby.
Fuck it. Man... now a lot of people are going to be on Threadless. That's sooo not cool. Such a loser who left these stickies. They shall go to hell!!
Right, Eskimo, like a lot of people aren't already on threadless. Geez.
I have to be honest, the threadless part of this find was what really grabbed my attention.
I saw the threadless part, & wondered if anyone on here would comment about it. Hence this comment, here, now.
I kind of feel like one of the "guys/girls" on this "speed-dating" was probably wearing a threadless shirt, and they asked them where they had gotten their shirt. While hoping to impress this person they dropped the name of the site.