May 15, 2008

A Favor to Humanity
FOUND by Audrey in Connecticut
Found in the hallway at the local college.
benefiting humanity in many other ways
How, pray tell, would it benefit humanity?

+ May 15, 2008 12:08 AM +
ER in da Bronx
That's thoughtful.
+ May 15, 2008 12:15 AM +
ants in your pants
Is it another note on toilet paper?

I think this note is far uglier than "she" could possibly be.

Mean people suck.

+ May 15, 2008 12:31 AM +
that's in sweet
writing "she's" instead of "shes" might have been more helpful to humanity...
+ May 15, 2008 12:37 AM +
stoned in cali
i love this. being mean fucking rocks.
:D
+ May 15, 2008 12:49 AM +
Josie in Vancouver
I have seen so many hanging out thongs and bellyfat that these notes should be mandatory. Some fashions aren't meant for some people, and some shouldn't exist!! (Thongs are underpants... UNDERpants... sigh)
+ May 15, 2008 12:52 AM +
christiatric in tromaville
Ouch.
+ May 15, 2008 01:02 AM +
Nearly asleep in California
Ugly is as ugly does.
The author of the napkin note is the truly unfortunate person in the equation.
YIKKES
+ May 15, 2008 01:06 AM +
Kelsey in NOLA
Aw, this reminds me of something my roommate and I would have written to each other during our unbearable art history lecture. It's not mean if you don't actually say anything.
+ May 15, 2008 01:18 AM +
Darcy in my chair
i wouldn't be surprised if some catty girl writes a note like this about me someday. to anyone who thinks they have to tell someone, here's the thing: it'll just make them feel bad. i'm sure they can tell if they're ugly. girls who are much, much prettier and skinnier than me think they're ugly and no one will ever like them because of that, because of how people are expected to look these days. so, you don't need to say it. being honest is very good. but i'm sure they know already. i know i do.
+ May 15, 2008 01:29 AM +
jen in on the internet
darcy baby, beauty is a state of mind!
+ May 15, 2008 03:00 AM +
Back in Black
I agree with Kelsey. Everybody bitches behind people's backs sometimes. If they TELL her, that's evil - unless this girl is a real bitch and did something to deserve it. Who knows? Maybe the note-writers are the victims in this situation, and they're just trying to make themselves feel better. See, you can come at this from several angles.
+ May 15, 2008 04:15 AM +
baby basil in the herb garden
This person has watched too many teen soaps. She's obviously looking forward to the day when she can take someone by the arm, look meaningly into their eyes and say, "Tiffany, we need to *talk.*" And then she will proceed to lay down the law about a traumatic situation in Tiffany's personal life which is patently none of her business! Or she will destroy her with personal, negative criticisms followed by, "I'm telling you this because I'm your *friend*. It's for your own good."

Don't flush the note--flush the writer.
+ May 15, 2008 04:25 AM +
Sam in here
okay- it is a mean note, but i agree with Kelsey and others that as long as they dont say anything, they are innocent.
I mean, if the ugly person finds the note and knows that it was about her, that's not okay, but sometimes you just have to vent.
maybe this ugly chick is an evil bitch?
in my school there's a girl (who is clearly not ugly at all) who is SUCH A BITCH and we talk about how ugly she is behind her back. it makes us feel better, i guess.
maybe i'm wrong, but it seems harmless to me.
+ May 15, 2008 05:58 AM +
Librarian in the woodwork
Being "ugly as a favor to humanity" isn't as easy as it sounds. Takes a lot of hard work. Years of study. Lots of grant funding.

Whoever wrote this Found was probably on the final panel of judges deciding whether she had finally achieved her goal of being designated "ugly as a favor to humanity".

What?? There was supposed to be a comma after "ugly"? Oh, that changes everything.
+ May 15, 2008 06:32 AM +
JodaBabes in General
Sweet & Cali - I'm with you guys... Although being mean defiantly kick's ass, correctly punctuating a contraction is ultimately better for humanity.
+ May 15, 2008 07:26 AM +
JodaBabes in General
Kicks... oops! How embarrassing?!
+ May 15, 2008 07:29 AM +
Freonz freak in g hallucinations
My reaction was the similiar to Librarian's, but I thought the purpose of the ugliness was to keep the hatefullness out of the gene pool. It may be just a Southern thing but being ugly doesn't necessarily mean you aren't pretty, it can also mean you are being hateful and cruel.

It's a rainy, gloomy day in Freon's world so here's a site to make sure you too don't get any work done today: www.other-peoples-pictures.com and then click on Collectors Resources. Let the surfing begin!
+ May 15, 2008 07:41 AM +
Holly the Homemaker in Toronto

*MEAN GIRLS* This FIND reminds me of that movie...I can just see it now...LINDSAY LOHAN and her mean g/f's.

Truly sad.

Children, teens, and early twenty year olds, in College, can be so terribly cruel.
+ May 15, 2008 07:43 AM +
seen it in the news
"Then we can lure her to your house and beat her up and get it on video and that will prove we are the cool ones and she's not and maybe she'll quit acting like she's all that and a side of fries and our boyfriends will come back to us and we'll be happy forever."
+ May 15, 2008 08:03 AM +
bee in hali
this was found at college? when I was in college we had moved past making fun of people for being ugly (you know - maturity and all that) and we were simply judging people based on who they went home with the night before...
+ May 15, 2008 08:05 AM +
chrome in photo heaven
Freonz, thanks for the link!! Nice to know I'm not alone in my obsession with other people's (lost ancestor) photos.
+ May 15, 2008 08:06 AM +
Freonz freak in g hallucinations
@Chrome in photo heaven, I love to look at photos, especially black & white. Some have no soul to them and are easily flipped by, but others reach out and hold your attention. When I hold one of those it's almost like a portion of their life goes through my mind - snatches of conversations, names of people who were important, glimpses of places they've visited. And some landscapes...I swear I can smell the breeze and hear distant voices.

But, then again, that may just be those darned hallucinations. *wink*
+ May 15, 2008 08:23 AM +
Turbo in the Thunderdome
Pretty people are always being told how pretty they are. Why not tell the ugly people how ugly they are? Seems fair.

"Hey, you look like your face caught on fire and someone put it out with a wet chain. Has anyone ever told you you couldn't be a model?"
+ May 15, 2008 08:25 AM +
Flargy in New Haven, CT
Maybe "she" is some self-centered, narcissistic, arrogant bitch who needs to be knocked down a few pegs. Telling someone like that that she's ugly might not exactly be a favor to humanity, but I bet it would at least be fun.
+ May 15, 2008 08:27 AM +
chillin
I'll bet that the writer is the ugly one. And jealous too.
+ May 15, 2008 09:13 AM +
LalasMama in memory lane
Ah....as a child I had many people 'do me this favor'. I can't tell you how much humanity has improved since Mandy and Jeanette told me that I was fat and ugly. I'm pretty sure that as soon as I was informed of this, several pandemic viruses were instantly erradicated. Thanks MANDY!
+ May 15, 2008 09:14 AM +
Winston in Durham
@Josie: People who wear low riding jeans to the point that the top of their thong is completely showing are said to have a "whale-tail" LoL

@Bee: Totally agree there. It is truly sad when notes like this can still be found in the halls of a college. But then again...seeing all the posts on today's found...I guess some people will never grow out of the ol' "let's point out the uglies" game.
+ May 15, 2008 09:28 AM +
Lady Brandy in a crappy state waiting the last few days before I'm home in the mountains of TN.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
+ May 15, 2008 10:21 AM +
always wonder in ..
I wonder if those who think it's fun or funny to be mean will have a shift in perspective if and when they have children.
+ May 15, 2008 10:23 AM +
Rick in San Diego
"Ugly" is subjective and a matter of personal taste.
+ May 15, 2008 10:31 AM +
brain problem situation in my head
@Lady Brandy... Just curious, as I am in the Mountains of Tennessee... where are you from?
+ May 15, 2008 10:33 AM +
Ian in an inn in IN
I saw her the other day. Believe me, they didn't say ANYTHING.

Yikes.

"What is 4 times 7"?!?! Who's dumbing down the spam questions?!
+ May 15, 2008 10:40 AM +
Librarian in the woodwork
@freonz ... I'm agreeing with you that another take on this is that "ugly" here refers not to lack of facial prettiness (as defined by magazine covers at the grocery store checkout). It could be that "ugly" means something like ill-mannered, rude, spiteful, hateful, and cruel.

As in "Don't be ugly with me!"

Yeah, I've heard that, too. And some of the "pretty" people can be the ugliest in this sense.
+ May 15, 2008 10:42 AM +
Josie in Vancouver
I have a horrible compulsion to snap "whale tails"... What bra-snapping was in elementary school, whale-tale-snapping should be in high school. Would certainly make a few girls put on either low-rider thongs (to go with said low-rider pants) or just cover up. *snap* Painful AND humiliating, yay! Much more effective than ugly notes.
+ May 15, 2008 11:35 AM +
dc in atl
"The prettiest people do the ugliest things"
+ May 15, 2008 12:35 PM +
jobless in mexico in mexico city
Maybe she is ugly in a deeper sense- and then maybe they should let her know it.
+ May 15, 2008 12:53 PM +
Christina in Illinois
Brutal! Why are women such bitches?
+ May 15, 2008 01:04 PM +
orinoco womble in wimbledon burrow
Freonz, thanks for the link. Old photos are almost as much fun as old letters/diaries. (What are historians of tomorrow going to learn from--old computer chips?)

Turbo, you remind me of a line from "Uncle Vanya" when Sonya asks her stepmother, "Do I look funny?" The beautiful Yelena responds, "Oh no! You have beautiful hair, and lovely eyes!" Sonya shrinks into herself and says, "Only plain women are told they have beautiful hair!"

"Plain" is a much kinder word than "ugly." Plain...nothing special. It still hurts to be told you're plain, though.
+ May 15, 2008 02:16 PM +
Night in gale, humming "Instant Karma"
"Why in the world are we here?
Surely not to live in pain and fear."

-John Lennon
+ May 15, 2008 07:15 PM +
CuriousKat in LG WI
Beauty is a burden. And beautiful women seldom are funny because they really don't have to be.
+ May 15, 2008 07:48 PM +
Clover in the Lawn
Whoa, there are many insightful comments here today, all inspired by something mean written on a scrap of toilet paper. Thanks for the link, Freonz. I thought I was the only one! When my mother wanted to toss out all the old photos of her parents' friends after they died, I took them. We don't know the people. But I love to look at old photos. I can spend hours in a history museum, staring into the faces of the people arranged in neat rows -- students in front of old schoolrooms, nurses in front of hospitals or loggers in front of lumber mills. May the gloom be lifted.
+ May 15, 2008 09:48 PM +
Just me in my house
It's junk like this that makes memories of junior high so depressing. Don't tell me it extends through the college years now!
+ May 16, 2008 09:53 AM +
dumb thoughts in my head
What's so kinky/taboo about having underwear lines, anyways? Never understood that.

Randomness: Anybody else like the song "Panty Lies" by Sonic Youth?

Also, I think these are just nasty girls and I don't know how you can defend this nasty note or give it a sympathetic interpretation.
+ May 16, 2008 12:30 PM +

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