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Dinner Plans
FOUND by Alice Hubbs
in Johnson City, Tennessee
I work at a university and found this on the floor of a classroom.
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We collect FOUND stuff: love letters, birthday cards, kids' homework,
to-do lists, ticket stubs, poetry on napkins, telephone bills, doodles -
anything that gives a glimpse into someone
else's life. Anything goes...
I wouldn't really call it mentioning. I think it's an imperative.
And your point is????????? I thought going to 'Hooters' was for men, or women, to look at boobs?!
Maybe the 1st author should of said and wrote, "Eat p*ssy". That would've made more sense.
...unless the food tastes nasty there???
Holly, i have to agree with you on that one. And spider, you're dead on as well.
and why do people have to write across the lines???? there are lines on the paper for a freaking reason.
@ Becky ... there's food at Hooters???
Yes there's food, apparently the chicken wings are fabulous. Hooters had an airline briefly, but it kind of flopped once they realized they couldn't make good wings in air and had to start serving carrot sticks and celery for snacks...
actually the chicken wings, well here in niagara falls, ont., aren't that wonderful.
only day i'd go is monday for all you can eat.
that's the only time it'd be worth the price haha.
and hooters is going downhill lately.
the girls are barely even pretty anymore.
Oh, and also to the "there's food at hooters?!" comment.
...hooters is a restaurant.
of course there's food!!
I will never eat in a restaurant called Hooters. It's tasteless.
"hooters, hooters, yum yum yum.
hooters, hooters, on a girl that's dumb."
Blackbird, would you do take-out? Just wondering.
Kelly. There's this thing called humour. I believe that the Librarian was in essence, saying "people don't go to hooters for the food, they go there to look at the pretty girls and their large breasts." not actually saying that there is no food served at Hooters.
Right after the Nascar race is over. And by the way, where's my f...in chew!
I'm with Kelly that the wings at Hooters are pretty lame. Our local Hooters also has pretty lame waitresses; if I were a straight man or a gay woman, I would feel pretty cheated. Also, what's with the scrunchy tube socks? Does Hooters have to find a special manufacturer since nobody else in the world ever wears them anymore?
Maybe it's a reply to a previous note written by "Eat Shit" and the writer is just bragging that he's going to stare at some boobs while he gets food poisoning this evening. If it opened; "Dear Eat Shit", then we would know for sure.
@mona lisa ... you got it.
@kelly ... listen to mona.
And at the moment I'm also wondering whether the first line of the Found might refer to the supposed eventual look on the face of the (male, university student) person who wrote the last three lines.
As in: "S**t-eatin' grin".
Or is that over thinking the Found?
Librarian, you sound like a gal that overthinks a lot of things. (like myself)
I think its a jealous repartee between two college age guys. The "going to hooter's guy" thinks he's god's gift to women, the "eat shit" writer thinks hooters guy is an asshole.
when I read this I immediately thought "funny you mention that Im going to hooters tonight" was written first. . .and the [male, university student - agreed] is a little jealous
What I think happened was thus:
Two college guys are goofin' around before class starts. As the instructor walks in, the first guy gets in a final gotcha! as the class settles down and mugs a ha-ha-ha! at the second guy. Second guy grabs a scrap of paper from somewhere and writes EAT SHIT with a vicious underline and passes the note to Guy One, who's still gloating.
Guy One, still feeling cocky and superior and witty, writes the reply about dining at Hooters, thinking it a masterpiece in humor, and passes it back to Guy Two.
Guy Two reads the paper and then discards in on the floor since by now, the instructor has begun the class and the rivalry must be put aside until later.
In the words of Phil McCracken, annnnnnd scene.
I thought it said Hectors... I was wondering what kind of coprophiliac freak Hector was until I got to the other comments.
I am a straight woman and I would have to say that Hooters has the best wings, with Buffalo Wild Wings right behind.
I ate there once (against my will), the food was nasty. But they took a photo of my son with the Hooters "waitresses" (it was his 9th or 10th birthday). I love that photo.
When my son was 6 and learning to read, we passed a Hooters billboard while driving someplace. After sounding it out, he said, "Hooters? What do you eat there?"
<huge pause>
"Owls?"
BUHWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....LOL Night.
I'm a straight female & I must say that I don't even pay attention to the girls in Hooters when I go there for their good ol' wings. I don't pay any attention because I too am a pretty girl with big hooters & really don't care much. Ohhh... maybe I should apply for a job there! Naw.... I'd never work, just eat the wings!
Where is 3rd and Grange?
That's a nice set of hooters you got there, Mary!
Um, Hooter's is a restaurant... why all the confusion. Yes, the waitresses are all busty, but it still is an eating establishment first.
AND people seem to LOVE the chicken wings, which I do NOT understand. I've eaten there once, got an order of a half dozen, and could only eat one. I'm very happy this note-writer agrees with me, b/c he's the closest I've come to meeting anybody who shares the same opinion.
Never been to Hooters, but ...
@ Pamplona: Regarding your comment about the scrunched up tube (I typed toob first - Freudian slip?) socks, it gave me fuzzy feelings of the 80s and multiple (matching, of course) layers of scrunched up socks. Thanks for the memories.
:)
I would just like to complement you, Mona, on your good phrasing: "...to look at the pretty girls and their large breasts."
How delightfully proper!
Why Lady, how very kind of you.
"compliment"
Dear Nit picker. Perhaps the kind lady was referring to her own lovely sentence structure, which certainly complemented my words.
perhaps they actually serve shit at hooters.
@killin time: I was wondering about that Hooters airline. Did they have flight attendants with huge boobs?
I think the whole Hooters thing is gross. First of all, the big boobs thing is sleazy AND I'm a vegetarian and wings are gross.
....it's not haute cuisine, but I wouldn't call the food at "Hooters" shit
However, I do think the fried pickles are awesome, especially the sauce they serve with them. And the AYCE crab legs arer a good deal.
lars in nwc- I love you.
love,
your eldest daughter
a surprise reveal. um. hi. love you too.
Boy, Lars, for a private person, you sure are visible.
8-)
yeah, night. i suppose/hope only to people who know me. it was only a matter of time. this child o' mine has good taste and knows how to spend her online time.
reminds me of my offspring, Lars.
Lars is a chick??
@Pamplona and 8th grade teacher:
The scrunched up tube socks are to provide bottom balance to counteract the waitresses' top-heavy stance. Inside the crunched up tube socks is ballast comprised of balled up pieces of paper upon which are written every cheap and un-original insult, barb, and comment about their big "hooters" by every male patron since that waitress began working their. You can tell the new girls...they keep tipping over when they serve the food. LOL
whoops, "their" should have been "there".
@Night--My son didn't want to eat at Applebee's because he thought "they had real bees there"! I had to assure him that they didn't.
To those that aren't getting, it. My take is that someone wrote "eat shit" and the recipient replid "funny you should mention that. I'm goin to Hooters tonight."
Hooters is known for their horrible food (among other things)
Sorry for that mangled first sentence. I think you know what I meant...?
Someone really doesn't like buffalo wings.