July 02, 2006

For Loaning Me Your Dress
FOUND by Laura Hayes
My husband found this at the post office the other day.
Beka in Washington, D.C.
Err - Does this end in "Love, DUDE"? If so, that part makes the whole message a lot better.
+ February 02, 2007 05:43 PM +
Dana in Chicago
I read it as Dierdre... but that's just me
+ February 07, 2007 05:31 PM +
Christa in BC
haha, I thought it said Dude too, but I can't really see a "dude" writing a note like this/borrowing a dress from their friend.
+ February 09, 2007 12:22 PM +
Ninstar in miami
Is "Dude" from miami or visiting miami next year??
Whatever the case, I hope I see him wearing the dress =)
+ February 09, 2007 02:36 PM +
DanSR in NY
Objects such as dresses are lent, not loaned. Loans have interest payments. I wonder how Dude is paying off his interest on his dress...
+ June 05, 2007 12:22 AM +
Flargy in Dan's lecture hall

Dan, you must be loads of fun at parties. Seriously, you've got to come over sometime. I'll even loan you a shoehorn to help you get the stick out of your ass.
+ June 06, 2007 10:05 PM +
ANIMAL in the zoo
you go Flargy, Dan is obviously an over educated asshole, and probably has a small you know what.
+ June 07, 2007 11:34 AM +
Jo in slutty town
I seriously thought it was signed "Douche". Maybe I am trying to tell myself something....
+ June 27, 2007 10:20 AM +
Claire in her room
Flargy, you made me laugh out loud.
+ July 19, 2007 04:01 PM +
bettyjoe in petticoat junction
Flargy - surely you meant that you will LEND Dan a shoehorn. Pay attention! The least we can all do is learn from Dude's/Deirdre's mistakes.
+ September 01, 2007 05:10 PM +
Dr. Teeth in a medicine band
Animal, you should really put hyphens between "you", "know" and "what". So that it reads you-know-what. But I support you in dumping all over education. Learners are dumb. Go Republicans!
+ September 16, 2007 11:08 AM +
Marvin in Delta
Jo you are too funny. I am still laughing at douche.
+ October 26, 2007 03:38 AM +
. in .
haha, i thought it said douche too.
+ October 30, 2007 03:52 PM +
Elizabeth in SC
It does closely resemble douche...
I'm curious as to how Sara is going to use the headpieces while Dude/Douche has her dress, and won't be seeing her for another year.
+ January 23, 2008 05:54 PM +
Night in gale
Dan, I was under the impression that the head pieces were in lieu of the interest portion of the loan.

Flargy, I don't think you want the interest that will come from loaning Dan that shoehorn. Ewww.
+ January 26, 2008 10:48 PM +
Winston in Durham
You should never loan a dress to a doushe...it's unhealthy
+ February 29, 2008 11:08 AM +
spankadoodle in Chicago
yeah i read it as douche too.
+ November 25, 2008 10:43 PM +

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