September 22, 2007

Bann Gass
FOUND by Linn in Oslo, Norway
I found this on the street eight years ago and I've kept it in a box ever since. On the back it says "Step on the gas" in Norwegian. I love this boy who drinks soda and becomes a superhero!
juice in the place where everything is a coke
pop propaganda.
+ September 22, 2007 12:15 AM +
smoke in the fog
young ed grimly perhaps? 'this soda is quite good, i mus'say'
+ September 22, 2007 12:24 AM +
takka in colorado
this is so great
+ September 22, 2007 12:37 AM +
Clover, sleeping in the lawn
He has teletubby hair.

"F" for "Far out"!
+ September 22, 2007 12:44 AM +
Bubble wrap in somwhere across the universe
This is probably my favorite find of all time. Except for the evil bunny that says RAWR.
+ September 22, 2007 12:55 AM +
terrie-is-so-very in totally-unique-ville
...and in the name of the lollipop guild, we wish to welcome you to munchkin land.
+ September 22, 2007 02:07 AM +
Bryan in Portland
Norwegian, huh? I'm about to start a Norwegian class this week.
+ September 22, 2007 02:31 AM +
Lizardbits in a blender
what makes this find is the expressions on the kid's face. He's more like Dr. Jekyll Mr. Hyde. "I have no urge to drink this, but I must!" One thing he MUST be thinking is "F is for Fucking yucky." Good find.
+ September 22, 2007 05:36 AM +
Emslynn in Iowa
Ok, that's amazing. I've been up since 8am yesterday, and will be up until late tonight, and nothing is going to make my day happier than thinking about this adorable little child.
+ September 22, 2007 05:37 AM +
banana in a bowl of cheerios
What is that thing that looks like underwear? At first I thought it was supposed to be some sort of thong, or special super hero undies, but he doesn't have it in the second picture. Actually it kind of bothers me. What a strange find. I wonder what kind of paper this was printed on.
+ September 22, 2007 06:57 AM +
Laura in formerly of nc
I like how the hair is all smooth when he's a superhero. He's got a secret identity!
+ September 22, 2007 07:29 AM +
Andy in in boxers eating cereal
First he's got f briefs and a dumb expression, then the F turns into a soda with an F, then back into briefs and a dumb expression, and then he's super F. This F must have the purposes of being his Clark Kent glasses, his spinach, and his super-emblem. Amazing. I call him F-boy. Step on that gas, F-boy!
+ September 22, 2007 07:52 AM +
Boo in Illinois
I wonder if his parents cultivated this, hoping his little superhero game would turn him into a star. They sent Baby F to all the big names in Hollywood, only to be told they don't need a child wonder. Or maybe Baby F made it. We're rooting for you, Baby F!

Shana tova.
+ September 22, 2007 08:30 AM +
Keebler in the tree making snacks
Ed Grimly as Caption Underpants.

This is one of the best finds I've ever seen.

+ September 22, 2007 09:25 AM +
MJ in Savannah, GA
It seems that the underwear like things maybe didn't fit, and he's just holding them in front to look like he's wearing them. I also think that the expression is supposed to make him look dumb until suddenly he turns into a superhero!
+ September 22, 2007 09:42 AM +
Polly in A Peninsula
F is for FART you guys. Soda gives the boy GAS
+ September 22, 2007 10:39 AM +
happy in my life
Let's say this photo was lost soon after it was taken - found 8 years later - that would mean he would be in his teen years, right? Does he still think of himself as a superhero? Or is he mortified, fearful that this photo will be found? AND IT HAS BEEN......dun...dun...DUNNNNNN! It makes me giggle imagining him on this website - seeing the photo - spewing that same soda across the keyboard! Holy red herring! It's ME!!! AHHHHHHHH
+ September 22, 2007 10:49 AM +
Clover in the lawn

Hi MJ! Anyone curious about centimes? If so, go back to yesterday. (If not, don't.)
+ September 22, 2007 11:15 AM +
alias in kansas
this is disturbing on so many levels. but the boy has freaking sweet hair tho.
+ September 22, 2007 11:18 AM +
Clover in the lawn
I'm wondering what else Linn keeps in that box where this photo was stored for 8 years.

This is an amazing find. So weird. Good tee shirt potential too!
+ September 22, 2007 11:19 AM +
hi y'all! in a book
where did his fanny pack go in the second picture? weird.
+ September 22, 2007 11:33 AM +
Kite in PDX
so what do you guys think the "F" could stand for? Any guesses?

Fanny boy, Fart boy, Face boy?
+ September 22, 2007 11:51 AM +
SuzyQ in lust with Gerard Butler...
I have what may be a dumb question. If this is a pop ad, then why is the kid making a "yucky" face when he is drinking it. Don't you want people to think it is tasty? Or do they really mean to convince you that the taste is irrelevant, as it will make you into an "F"ing superhero? I am so lost...
+ September 22, 2007 11:52 AM +
Emma in Essex
He really reminds me of the boy in Little Rascals, i can't remember his name, when he's with Darla and he likes her and that bit of his hair stands up.
+ September 22, 2007 11:56 AM +
Clover, growing in the lawn with alfalfa
Was it Alfalfa?
+ September 22, 2007 12:16 PM +
Night in gale
Yes, Alfalfa!

However, I'm in agreement with Smoke and Keebler, that this could be a young Eddie Grimley. Totally decent Find, I must say.

Linn in Oslo, is there a Norwegian word that starts with "F" that would be appopriate for this superhero? (Bryan, you could earn extra credit if you know the answer.)
+ September 22, 2007 12:31 PM +
Night in gale
I just noticed there's an "F" on the bottle!
+ September 22, 2007 12:33 PM +
Unworthy in a short, pleated maternity skirt
This is actually 4 different children. Salt's and my first attempt produced quadruplets (so magnificent is his seed.)

4 down, 6 to go!
+ September 22, 2007 12:41 PM +
Skeletal Rema in s
I must say.. he doesn't look at all pleased to be a SuperHero. He's just like, "yeah. Rah. I'm super."

And what IS with the yeccch face when drinking the famed F cola? Not a very powerful ad campaign.

Excellent Find, though! Wish I could find something so cool. Alas, all I ever find are old shopping lists.
+ September 22, 2007 01:45 PM +
Unworthy in a short, pleated maternity skirt
As you can see, the 4th one is a chip off the old Salt block. Unfortunately, the first 3 resemble their mother.
+ September 22, 2007 02:30 PM +
I th in k I have your keys
What a cute little boy with a dairy queen hairdo!
+ September 22, 2007 05:46 PM +
Clover in the lawn under autumn leaves
So where did SALT run off to before he finished making 10 boys? If there's a bun in the oven, as indicated by Unworthy's maternity skirt, he's halfway done. Perhaps he's in Norway search of F soda to nourish his super-offspring.

... veering off topic a tiny bit, i just got back from watching "Waitress." Fantastic movie!
+ September 22, 2007 08:27 PM +
F in good
F is for FACEBOOK, guys. Get with the times.
+ September 22, 2007 08:52 PM +
Runn in g wild
Freedom Man.
Freakboy.
Future Hero.
Failure Man.
Fun Boy.
+ September 22, 2007 08:59 PM +
baby basil in the herb garden
Those aren't breifs,OR a fanny pack; that's the soda bottle! He's holding it sideways at waist height. Obviously a bottle that isn't really open. The foam inside gives the "white briefs" look.

The Dairy Queen hair is a hoot!
This looks like the typical "running gag" family in-joke my Swedish friends from college loved to indulge in.
+ September 23, 2007 03:32 AM +
Emma in Essex
Alfafa! Yes that's it. Thanks clover growing in the lawn.
+ September 23, 2007 03:48 AM +
hotmom in your dreams
Terrie! I though Willy Wonka too! lol Too funny!
+ September 23, 2007 09:46 AM +
I heart F$%* Boy!!! in Oslo or somewhere very much like it.
"step on the gas". I hope the "f" doesn't stand for "fuel".. and the poor kid's guzzling premium gasoline!
whatever it is, he doesn't seem too keen on giving it a try.
+ September 23, 2007 10:55 AM +
Rudolph in fatuated with Herbie
Those "yuck" faces are really painful transformation faces. Getting that Herbie the Dentist hair to settle down must have hurt! (Unworthy, I can't believe you'd hook up with Salt. What possessed you?)
+ September 23, 2007 11:50 AM +
jennie in the garden of oblivion
This impish pixie is my new hero.
+ September 23, 2007 02:15 PM +
Linn in Oslo
Clover: My box is full of finds :-D

Night (in Gale): I've no idea. I think it's some kind of flyer, but it doesn't give any other clues than these pictures and "Step On The Gas".
+ September 23, 2007 04:38 PM +
sam in battle creek
even though it kind of freaks me out (especially the f-panties), i really dig this find. if i were a guy, i would SO sport a twirl top haircut like his.
+ September 23, 2007 06:18 PM +
Dorkus Malorkus
The first and third shots are ads for the new American Apparel kids line. Second and fourth shots are candid shots where he doesn't have to hook his little thumbs into stupid briefs a la their other ads.
+ September 24, 2007 09:13 AM +
Whirlene Dervish in the throes of passion
So that's what Ed Grimley was doing before he hit the big time!
+ September 24, 2007 10:57 AM +
brain problem situation in my head
Codpiece, people, the panties are called a codpiece, and all good superheros have them.
+ September 24, 2007 03:48 PM +
Rex Winsome in MKE
His hair isn't slicked, it's shaved!

and he doing a Seig Heil!

He's not just a super hero, he's a fucking NAZI superhero. The F is for Fascism! Don't drink the soda people, don't do it!
+ September 26, 2007 01:09 PM +
G in Tulsa, Ok
Is this a young Max Perlich from Gummo ?
+ October 02, 2007 07:44 PM +
NoleGirl in a state of confusion
Ok... the kid has kewpie hair and then looks like dracula at the end. Can ANYONE out there shed some light on this strange and disturbing find? But seriously... the first frame? The kid's face is priceless.
+ October 10, 2007 09:25 PM +
Em in CA
Haha Rex.

I personally love the fanny pack. And the hair. This one's a winner.
+ March 16, 2008 07:12 PM +

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