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July 24, 2007 |
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We collect FOUND stuff: love letters, birthday cards, kids' homework,
to-do lists, ticket stubs, poetry on napkins, telephone bills, doodles -
anything that gives a glimpse into someone
else's life. Anything goes...
this is awesome! i love how the nashmare can hold down the sun with one hand and fry a red planet in the other. now that's mutlitasking
Oh! It is ViVi!
yaaa! vivi from final fantasy 8!
No, it's Vivi (kind of) from Final Fantasy 9.
Holy crap, VIVI! I adore that little guy! Good to know the young'uns are gettin' sucked into the gameboxes too. I'll have something in common with my kids, once I spawn them.
Im glad Im not the only nerd here who recognized this to be Vivi the second they saw it. hahah
i love vivi!
YUP YUP!!! FINAL FANTASY LOVERS "R" US ahahhah... n e ways...this is how VIVI really looks like.. http://www.blackrevolver.com/art/vivi.jpg compare it.. pretty interesting... ok take cares!
I *thought* it wasn't Vivi from Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood! Glad to have that cleared up.
WHEN I FIND SOMEONE WORTHY OF CARRYING MY DIVINE SEED I WILL NOT ALLOW MY BRILLIANT KIDS TO PLAY VIDEO GAMES. THEY WILL GET AN ALLOTTED TWO HOURS OF 'TV TIME' PER WEEK
What are the requirements of someone who would be worthy enough, SALT? Is there a checklist?
This is what happens when you take prayer out of our schools. The children turn to their witchcraft and their Harry Potter and their Final Fantasy and their rock and roll music and their Found websites. Jesus and I will be praying for you. Because we love you. Kisses!
WTF are these things floating in the background then? One looks like an irradiated turtle w/ extra legs and the other looks like fat snowflake ornament.
Now this is what I like to see!
Creative expression at its finest!!!
ARE YOU LOOKING TO APPLY FOR THE NOTABLE POSITION, MONA?
Well, SALT, i fear that i've done my procreation already, and hadn't anticipated doing any more. But i might have a 'friend'.
The "icons" are:
dark/light on our left; ice/fire on our right
SALT and Mona: get a room!
CHILL
HERE IS A BRIEF LOOK AT WHAT I THINK MIGHT CONSTITUTE A 'WORTHY' WOMAN:
SHE MUST HAVE A SUITABLE BMI
SHE MUST NOT LIKE THE FOLLOWING MUSICIANS:
THE MARS VOLTA
SIGUR ROS
BJORK
RADIOHEAD
MUM
THE RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS
IMOGEN HEAP
SHE MUST WEAR SHORT, PLEATED SKIRTS
SHE MUST HATE WICCANS
SHE MUST WORK OUT REGULARLY
SHE MUST NOT BE AUSTRALIAN
SHE MUST BE WILLING TO BIRTH TEN BOYS
SHE MUST BE A REGISTERED NURSE
SHE MUST BE CAPABLE OF HELPING ME SURVIVE THE APOCALYPSE
SHE MUST NOT OWN A CAT
SHE MUST NOT BE POLISH
SHE MUST BE BRUNETTE
SHE MUST BE WILLING TO SUCCUMB TO THE URGE TO WORSHIP ME
SHE MUST NOT BE MEXICAN
SHE MUST NOT SHOP AT WHOLE FOODS MARKET OR DRINK FROM STARBUCKS
SHE MUST HAVE HER OWN SET OF FRIENDS
SHE MUST HATE CHUCK PALAHNIUK
SHE MUST BE AGNOSTIC
SHE MUST LIKE CAMPING
SHE MUST LIKE SHINER
SHE MUST NOT WEAR PERFUME
SHE MUST LIKE GUY RICHIE FILMS
SHE MUST BE A DECENT COOK
SHE MUST BE WILLING TO TRAVEL
SHE MUST NOT BE MEXICAN
SHE MUST BE WELL READ
well, SALT.
I do have a number of those qualifications. I am a registered nurse. Haven't heard of many of those musicians.Who is chuck palahniuk? I'm not polish, australian, nor mexican. I'm Canadian, which is the best that anyone could be, i figure. I could for sure help you survive the apocolypse. thats not a problem. Do you have allergies? i'm just wondering about the cats and perfume ban.
But i'm afraid i could just not birth 10 boys. And Pleats? they don't do anything for me. sigh. I guess i'll just stay here, then.
anyone out there fit SALT's criteria? I'll post the list up here at work, see if anyone bites. I'll let you know, SALT
So is it "Vivi", like the name or "VI VI" as in 55?
Oh - I mean 66.
Oops - this probably takes me off of SALT's list.
SALT, i couldn't stop laughing at your list. it was hilarious. especially how you mention she must not be mexican twice.
now i have nothing against anyone or anything.. that did brighten up my day though, and people need to realize that SALT is just being funny and sarcastic. at least, i think so.
You know Salt, the most reasonable thing you said of all your comments that I have read so far was two hours TV time for your children. If you meant it, good for you. Now we just have to give kids under 16, a 9 p.m. curfew, get back the death penalty, when there's a victim, destroy I-pods, BlackBerrys, PDAs, X-boxes, and every other piece of shit equipment that is wiping away our ability to communicate articulately or learn manners.
Found, what's wrong with Ipods?
he didnt say anything about Ipods, candygirl, did he?
i guess you don't live up to HIS criteria, either. If you can't read well, you're probably not well read.
Hi Salt!
Are you referring to Shiner Bock?
SALT is the devil in human, or robotic, form. Radiohead is on the verge of being holy, so anyone who does not want their spouse to listen to such devine music is clearly a sadist.
oops.thought she was talking about SALT's criteria, not Found's note. thorry.
Great, not only do I not fit SALT's criteria, but since I own an Ipod, I made an enemy with found too....
man, and I'm 35 too...
Who the hell likes Guy Richie Films? Although I must admit. I never ever thought that man would ever allow for the adoption of an African baby boy. I don't know much about the man, except that his movies suck, but that was admirable. Maybe it was for PR purposes?
Is a nashmare one of those awful dreams in which I clench my teeth until they shatter?
wait, that'd be a gnashmare...not to be confused with a ganache-mare, which would be delicious.
Man I'm in a dumb mood.
Thanks for keeping it brief, Salt. I guess you'll have to keep carrying your divine seed in your hand....
SHINER BOCK. I'M TEXAN
I think a nashmare is a bad dream about Nashville...lots of big haired people with southern accents, clad in cowboy boots and sequins are chasing you!
SALT Well, I've got all of those qualities except one & it's important to me....good luck w/your quest....I'm sure there is 'someone' out there for you.
As for this find:
I have no idea what all this final fantasy stuff is - and I'm old enough I probably should. Never been into video games.
I looked at it and saw this cute alien like creature trying to be scarey....and like Tash said - the amazment of super-fantasy creature multitasking! Impressive.
They can bring home the sun....
Fry Mars up in a pan...
And never, never let you forget (you're 'mortal') man!
Cause it's a creeeeature...a creature with a really big head...and beady eyes.
Yeah...I'm off to the mountains now....I need to quiet the monkey chatter in my head.
Atta Gurl - I think you are right on target here! Don't forget BAD COSTUMES! This thing has on a really bad dress/cape combo here!
Yep. Nashville = Nightmare. At least in my book.
ahhh, SALT is texan. Who didn't see that coming.
Kevin, did you still need that 2:30?
IMOGEN HEAP right now, jerk!
I meet a lot of SALT's criteria, including not wanting video games and limiting tv, but I ain't gonna have 10 boys. Don't know who most of the musicians are, though, or Chuck Pa-whatever or Shiner...
I didn't think this was creative expression at all. I was so disappointed to find out this hadn't come from the kid's imagination. It's just a representation of someone else's creation. It reminds me of when I was 6 and would write "short stories" that were actually just the plots of Lost in Space (as I understood them.)
IF YOU AREN'T A CHUCK PALAHNIUK FAN THEN THERE'S A CHANCE YOU DON'T HAVE THE MENTALITY OF A 14 YEAR OLD GIRL.
SHINER IS A TEXAN BEER RECENTLY BOUGHT OUT BY COORS??? IF I'M CORRECT
i dont understand. Are we supposed to hate Chuck Palahniuk (the author of fight club) or hate him, in order to be worthy of carrying your seed?
PROOF READ, MONA
sorry, SALT, double negatives have always been a difficult thing for me. Or, should i say... double negatives are not something i've never misunderstood.
I don't think anyone who types in all capital letters should be admonishing others to proof read, Salt.
Oh Kelsey... don't admonish SALT, he just gets cranky. If he gets cranky, he gets... well, i dont know how he gets. But we don't see his comments on Found. And he's kind of growing on me. Even if he does think i'm passive aggressive. lol
I'VE BEEN AT HOME WITH INFLUENZA, MONA. I DON'T THROW HISSY FITS.
Hey Salt--
I got all that AND three solid stainless steel boobs...plus, I can get you into the lonestar museum FOR FREE!
What can you bring to the table?
psswhatis5x5?
just out of curiosity. SALT, what are you going to do if in fact the 'woman who carries your seed' fails to produce ten boys?
If you are going to need help surviving the apolcalypse, make sure you get a woman strong enough to drag you and your 10 kids with her. So you will need a Mexican.
Well at least the kid has crayons. Even if the artist was just drawing something from a video game, at least they have crayons to draw with. Some kids would just use "paint" or some other program on the computer.
Oh shit. I am SALT's dream girl.
Salt, I sure hope you like those short pleated skirts in plaid, because that is all I have.
Hey Salt...your Dad called. He said to tell you your Mother is already taken.
SALT - take tylenol, and drink lots. Get lots of rest. I hope you're checking out found from a laptop in your bed.
I am seeing more and more of these "I found this at my school" finds... and am questioning the median age of the people that post on here anymore...just curious how many on here are over the age of 18.
Salt, just one question. Why not Mexican?
are you done in there yet?
Wasn't there a movie with a character like this? "Nashmare on Elm Street," or something?
Let it go, i'm gonna be in here a while.
Pretty ! This would be a cool little tatoo .
Dear, dear Mona. What Salt said gave me hope, especially in this world where technology is taking over. Everything he says he's trying to get outcry, especially for the people who update the page every 10 minutes (you), however, I did feel he meant that statement. If he was lying, I don't really care. And I'm very well read, if you were sharper, maybe you wouldn't have had to say Thorry. My point was that if people put their toys down and parents could parent, and leaders could lead, maybe the world wouldn't be falling around our feet.
Uh , SALT , your list reveals a lot about you .I would have not shared all that . But there's someone for everyone so good luck .
IT IS AN ISSUE BUT WE'RE NOT AT WAR BECAUSE BUSH WONT PUT THE Wii DOWN, FOUND... GEEZ
Why don't they just rename this " The Mona Lisa Comment on Found Comments Chat Page ' ?
Sadie in Texas!!!!! Damn! You beat "HOTMOM in your dreams" to the claiming she's meant for SALT in THE SEA. I'm positive she meets his criteria too, but just hasn't gotten around to making a comment today. I mean, she's already a "hot" mom now, so what's a total of 10? Nothing. She'll still be hot after 10 kids and several boob jobs, more tummy tucks, lipo...etc.....And she'll never let you forget how hot she is and will always be.
OH, REPLIES:
BLOW, I BRING MY MASSIVE AMOUNT OF TESTOSTERONE AND RUGGED GOOD LOOKS TO THE TABLE
HOT IN TEXAS, I SAID willing TO GIVE ME TEN BOYS.
NANA, BECAUSE OF MY LOCATION AND LINE OF WORK I AM SUBJECTED TO THE IDIOCY OF ILLEGAL ALIENS ON A DAILY BASIS. IN TURN, I'VE LEARNED TO HATE ALL BOTTOM-O-THE-BARREL HISPANICS EQUALLY
NIKKI, YOU, LIKE MOST PEOPLE HERE, LET EVERY WORD I TYPE WHOOSH OVER YOUR SKULL
Oh babe. I meant if she submitted to procreate with you ten times, yet every time she had a girl, and not the boy that you oh so desperately need. What then?
THAT'S IT. I'M GOING TO HAVE TO START LAYING DOWN SOME GROUND RULES.
RULE NUMBER 1: I DON'T REPEAT MYSELF. IF YOU DON'T "GET IT" THE FIRST TIME I SUGGEST A READING COMPREHENSION CLASS.
you do understand that the woman has ZERO control over the gender of the baby?
Its like King Henry VIII who killed his wives because they couldn't produce a male heir even though the gender of the baby is determined by the man
Umm, no nursing degree, but still currently certified in Wilderness First Responder; does that count? I could take out the appendix of any one of our ten sons with a clamshell and a bit of moss.
Why are all you girls/ladies throwing yourself at this asshole?
Dani, it was a trick! I was going to take out his appendix with a dirty clamshell...
point taken.I'll shut up.
God I hate Nashmares. Good spelling skills in "ancient" though! I do believe in the top left corner that's a polonium atom.
SALT, I am not a mexican but I look like Radiohead. Can you forgive me and still give me a chance?
Hey! What's wrong with Australians SALT?
Not that I qualify. I do not look good in netballs skirts, only willing to have one more kid after the two I already have, and quite like Chuck Palhniuk. But I am well read, like camping, travelling and cooking, and am agnostic. But I'm already taken, by a guy who doesn't have the mentality of a 14 year old boy. So all I really want to know is, what's your beef with Australians?
Oh, but I do agree with the game console thing...my kids don't have one either. But I let them have the educational tv channel on in the background all day. Hasn't hurt yet, my 20 month old knows the alphabet and can count to ten.
SALT:
Shame the Chili Peppers are my Gods.
Other than that, I'm in the clear.
I'm almost heart broken.
Unworthy in a short, pleated skirt..
In all the cacophony, yours is the one post that rings soooo truuuuue! Rock on!
As for the found, I didn't know it was from a video game until I read the comments.. I really, really wish it had been some third grader's original concept. (then again, maybe it was, once upon a time.)
I really enjoy watching the SALT love/hate-o-meter ebb and flow.
Damn! I just WISH I'd find something to submit to FoundMagazine, so I could read all of the comments that have absolutely nothing to do with my find.
Oh man, SALT, do you hate freedom or something?
The terrorists will win with that alloted TV time crap. AND I SLIGHTLY WISH YOU WOULD STOP TYPING IN ALL CAPS. IT KIND OF MAKES MY EYES WANT TO BLEED.
SALT, give the caps lock a break. The keyboard is your friend.
In regard to your list, I quite enjoy Palahniuk and Radiohead, but I have no qualms about raising 10 boys and would gladly worship you. I also have quite a few skills that may prove handy in an apocalypse situation. Call me, baby.
p.s. nice find =)
Cute find, although like everyone else I would have liked it better if it was an "original" character.
@William: except the caps thing, this is absolute BS. Sure, not lobotomizing your children with FOX "News" crap will promote terrorism worldwide... Makes perfect sense.
So, Found Crowd, have you noticed that we never see SALT and Dubya in the room at the same time? Methinks the Bush baby really does know big words, but isn't allowed to use them in front of Cheney, so he uses the pseudonym SALT to vent daily, here at Found. GO AWAY, GEORGE!
Pssht. Every other news station is leaning so far to the left, it makes Fox look like they are biased towards the right, even though they are the truly only fair and balanced news network.
And the hating freedom thing was kind of a joke.
I use it a lot.
i.e. "What? You don't put onions on your hot dog? You must hate freedom!"
Its something called sarcasm, and its everywhere, so you might want to start practicing noticing it, Tommy.
Bush probably couldn't figure out how to use a Wii.
way to be Vickie!...i totally agree
Wow, in spite of my previous impression of Salt; I feel strangely drawn after reading that list. No perfume, cats or starbucks, with a camping, pleated skirt wearing RN who cooks. That sounds like me, its a stange world isn't it. I would have to say no to the 10 boys though. I have one son and he is all I plan on. He does not play video games or watch much tv thank goodness. Right now he is at science camp, I wish I could have gone to science camp when I was kid. Of course I do have the superhard spam questions to keep my mind working, lol.
OK Willie, my bad then.
I hear so much crap coming from your side of the ocean that I tend to take things seriously a bit too easily...
I think SALT needs to stop spamming up the comments. what does his expectations for a woman have anything to do with a drawing of a video game character?
I forgave SALT the day he posted this simple message:
I AM AN IDIOT.
He also mentioned not long ago that he has a problem with alcohol.
So, yes, he completely hijacked today's thread, and you can either get pissed about it or recognize that SALT is a "find" as well.
This is a place where people expressed geniune anger at someone who tore a page out of a guestbook at a rental cabin. So if, on the other hand, they treat SALT with tolerance and honest good humor, then we're halfway to compassion. All in all, it's not too bad a use of this space that is generously provided by the FOUND guys.
Ya'll just to get back on topic months late. That's Vivi. And since it's a kid's drawing-and a young one at that I think it's safe to assume he's drawing from a game called Kingdom Hearts. It's Disney/Final Fantasy oriented.
Unworthy had the best comment this whole damn day.
These are the most interesting comments I've ever read. I forgot what the "found" was because I got caught up in the enigma of SALT.
A day to remember, definitely.. this one goes down in infamy. (I don't even know what that means, but it seems like it fits.)
I miss Salt.
Screw Salt. I miss Unworthy.
Ditto Cherry-O!