October 14, 2007

Spew Note
FOUND by Mani in Auckland University, New Zealand
We found this outside the student union cafe. I guess Kate cleaned it up for him.
Kevin Shmevin in the store after hours
Yeah OLSEN ! Geeeze!

( I think Olsen was lucky that Kate was there that time.)
+ October 14, 2007 12:11 AM +
Midlife Crisis in California
That's true friendship.
+ October 14, 2007 12:20 AM +
Holly Golightly in Tiffany's
Spew? Is that like Kate and Olsen share computer space, and he was up first to read a funny Find of the Day just as he was sipping his morning coffee, and Kate ends up wiping up the mist?

I hate when that happens.
+ October 14, 2007 12:22 AM +
Kite in pdx
does anyone see the intresting coincidence, Olsen and kate. Like the Olsen twins. MaryKate and Ashley Olsen? Hmmm... and "kate" had to clean up the other "olsen's" spew. I really don't remember which one had the eating disorder but this was my first thought.
+ October 14, 2007 12:42 AM +
Sara in Oregon
I guess it COULD mean vomit... but generally, you don't write a passive-agressive note to someone who's sick (unless they've been drinking too much, maybe).

No, I think this was a much more... /intimate/ bodily substance.
+ October 14, 2007 01:04 AM +
Midlife Crisis in California
Ew, Sara, "outside the student union cafe"? Boy, when I attended the University of Oregon, all we could do in the EMU was eat and have food fights. I guess kids these days will just do it anywhere. :-)
+ October 14, 2007 01:07 AM +
Desperate Cynic
Oy, mate! We need a Kiwi to give us a proper definition of "spew."
+ October 14, 2007 01:09 AM +
Lauren in New Zealand
Kiwi here! yep spew is vomit. yuk. and I don't think its that funny a coincidence, Kate is a very common name in NZ especially for that age group (uni students). Olsen is most likely a last name used as a nickname. Typical students getting drunk and not cleaning up after themselves.
+ October 14, 2007 01:16 AM +
Lauren in New Zealand
oh, and Holly Golightly I should add that Find of the day usually appears 5-6ish pm NZ time...I suppose they still could check it in the morning though
+ October 14, 2007 01:18 AM +
MC2 in Pacific Northwest
Thanks, Lauren. That would be "barf" here in the States. Glad we cleared that up! :-)
+ October 14, 2007 01:29 AM +
Holly Golightly in Tiffany's
Oh, Lauren, I'm glad you pointed that out. I never realized that The Find of the Day appears at different hours in different regions. I just never thought about it. In Central time zone in the US, we see the new Find of the Day at midnight.

If I were Kate in the note, I wouldn't be placing kiss xxx's if I had to clean up someone's puke.
+ October 14, 2007 01:45 AM +
becky in boston, ma
i know that i hate it when the olsen twins attend my soirées and don't clean up their own throw up.
+ October 14, 2007 02:51 AM +
Lizardbits in a blender
"Dude, if you're going to spew, spew in this..." <- spew used in a very American sentence.
+ October 14, 2007 03:30 AM +
rava in tucson
Ahhh Midlife Crisis. I remember foodfights in the EMU ... in the Fishbowl to be specific, home of the most famous food fight ever, a la Animal House.
+ October 14, 2007 03:44 AM +
sir sanford fleming in peterborough, ON
Holly go lightly. It is different times in different places. Midnight in the Found guys time zone, is different times in other places. Cuz of the sun, and the revolving of the earth, you know??

Cleaning up someone else's spew? that is friendship.
+ October 14, 2007 06:30 AM +
happy in my life
geez.....which Olsen do you think spewed? Mary Kate or Ashley......
+ October 14, 2007 06:41 AM +
Sean S. in Rockville, MD.
I have been known to have a weak stomach. There have been times I have puked in public or in the company of friends. I can relate here. It's embarassing. Sometimes I just don't own up to it. Sometimes people get mad at you because they have to clean it up when it's in a bar and that's their job. Next time this dude should aim for Kate.
+ October 14, 2007 08:25 AM +
Norma Jean in a hung over state
You know it was those "put a finger down your throat" Olsen twins. Spew is american. What yall think yall cornered the market on vomit slang? Spew, blow chunks, bark, spill, and puke. Care to add any? My son has a weak stomach, his name was Tucker and we call him Tucker Upchucker.
+ October 14, 2007 08:39 AM +
Norma Jean in a hung over state
bark? I mean barf. Notice I'm hung over. Thank you.
+ October 14, 2007 08:40 AM +
Clover in the dark and early morning lawn
She cleaned up his spew and then gave him 3 kisses. I hope Mani washed his hands after picking up this note.
+ October 14, 2007 08:54 AM +
Kate is a sa in t
When you get to that point of drunkeness, you need to have a trash can handy.
+ October 14, 2007 09:22 AM +
The Captain in Tenille
What do you wanna bet that this will *not* be the last time Kate takes care of Olsen's vomitile chunks?

Such a strange note to end with kisses.

spam protection: what's the opposite of bad. It won't let me say great, wonderful, awesome, tasty or killer.

+ October 14, 2007 10:53 AM +
Angel in in Paradise
hmmm I always thought X's were hugs and O's were kisses... XOXO!
+ October 14, 2007 01:03 PM +
Sunday in The Lost and FOUND
Angel, I always thought the same thing.

The last time I had someone "spew" in my house, they cleaned it up themselves. Although, they threw away the bathroom rug that they got it on. Something about it being stained red. They said they would buy me another rug. Which, they never did.

+ October 14, 2007 01:27 PM +
Ashleigh in your dreams
Ewww! The comments are grosser than the find. God, do you really have to detail every synonym for vomit?
I feel a little queasy now...
+ October 14, 2007 03:07 PM +
mona lisa in the louvre
the O's are hugs, cuz of the shape your arms make when you hug. And the kisses are X's, cuz of the sound. that's they way i always knew it to be.

XOXOXO
+ October 14, 2007 03:43 PM +
I'd like to rema in nameless
Ashleigh , I spewed once and in it there was a perfectly intact Capn' Crunch.
+ October 14, 2007 03:46 PM +
Clover, dyslexic in the lawn
Oh Angel, that's funny! Mona is right about the X's and the O's. But paradise is paradise whether one has kiss & hug dyslexia or not.LOL(L's are sitting down and that means sit-hug-sit)
LOXLOXLOXXX
+ October 14, 2007 04:45 PM +
Vickie in NC
Question is.....did Kate hold Olsen's hair back while (s)he spewed? Not only do real friends clean up after you but they hold your hair back too.
+ October 14, 2007 06:10 PM +
Boo in Illinois
Is it bad that I thought of S.P.E.W from Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire? ....yeah, it's bad.
+ October 14, 2007 06:36 PM +
becky in boston, ma
i read it as xoxo, but now that there are no o's...i'm thinking spew isn't puke.
+ October 14, 2007 08:44 PM +
Dogs in Space
I believe the X is suppose to be two lips meeting in the middle. Each side of the X representing a face. I dunno. That's what wikipedia is for.
+ October 15, 2007 08:21 AM +
Night in gale
I thought it was how lips looked when puckered for a kiss. Although an astericks may be more accurate. No wait...I'm thinking of a Kurt Vonnegut illustration. Never mind.
+ October 15, 2007 09:05 AM +
Rube in a Cube
I prefer to "chunder." Colin James Hay is the one to thank for that!
+ October 15, 2007 10:16 AM +
Beavis
Nightingale: "Breakfast of Champions." I read it in my salad-tossing days. Heh-heh.
+ October 15, 2007 02:54 PM +
Butthead
Beavis, I thought you finished reading that last night. heh-heh. heh-heh.
+ October 15, 2007 02:58 PM +
Angel in in Paradise
Wow I have a totally different visual of the X's & O's!

X = arms crossing for the hug!
O = the shape of the lips during a kiss!

As long as I get a few X's & O's occaissionally I'm a happy girl!
+ October 15, 2007 10:33 PM +
Lost in Space Needle
Wow! I haven't laughed this hard since the Fart find some times ago. I love bodily function and that shows my low IQ!
+ October 15, 2007 11:27 PM +
baby basil in the herb garden
"Spew" goes right back to the middle ages, probably from Ancient Anglo Saxon. Along with "to cat" which is Elizabethan for vomit (Shakespeare uses the word). I've always liked "yawn in technicolour" or "pray to the god of the porcelain fixture" who as we all know is named Ralph and he drives a Buuuuuick!
+ October 17, 2007 07:02 AM +
Jonathan in more dictionaries
Basil -- I thought his name was Huuuughie!

Never heard of 'to cat' which is certainly quaint. My Oxford Dictionary of Slang dates it to 1785 ('prob. from "to shoot the cat" '), so you must know a Shakespeare quote that they don't!
The big old OED has 'to jerk, shoot or whip the cat' but no date. (Jerk the cat, eh? Ouch! Meow!)

The late and very wonderful Kenny Everett had 'calling God on the great white telephone'.
+ October 21, 2007 07:02 PM +
Naps a lot in on my couch
How did she know the "spew" came from Olson?
Was he passed out next to it? That's the only way to know for sure "who spewed"
+ October 25, 2007 01:32 PM +
LexingtonLost in Alberta, Canada
Yup I thought of the Olsen twins right off the get go.
+ December 02, 2007 09:04 PM +

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