October 01, 2007

Hallelujah!
FOUND by Wes Gorton in Portland, Oregon
Found this on the sidewalk near my house. If you look close you will notice that the central figure is actually sitting cross-legged on a raised platform. You can just barely see his/her toes poking out from under the white robe.
the man behind the curtain in oz
i love displays of ecstasy in all forms

glad to get in before the god botherers start up
+ October 01, 2007 12:45 AM +
Kite in the land called boredom
Thats two religious finds in a row. Hmmm...(wondering to self)... have the found guys found god?
+ October 01, 2007 12:58 AM +
mimi in hawaii
Is it Ammachi?
+ October 01, 2007 01:12 AM +
Teresa in Pennsylvania
"Send me $5000 and I can save your soul!"

Yeah, I so don't do the religion thing.
+ October 01, 2007 01:16 AM +
floating in a cloud
perhaps he just ate a really good piece of pizza.
+ October 01, 2007 01:17 AM +
lindsey in an uncomfortable position, bored with halo 3. i want my boyfriend back...:(
i agree with the pizza comment. yummmm... i could go for a slice that good right about now.

+ October 01, 2007 02:08 AM +
Lizardbits in a blender
I don't think it's a Christian thing. If you look in the background the tops of the columns and the little curtain thingy are a little too Eastern to be your run-of-the-mill Christian dude. But that's just me.

Ya'll know what they say about pizza and sex... pizza is like sex: even when it's bad it's good. Don't know how much I agree with that, but that's what they say. (I've had some pretty bad pizza and some pretty bad sex...)
+ October 01, 2007 03:39 AM +
I'm in this mess
God was on the next page...
+ October 01, 2007 03:58 AM +
Jonathan in da house
This IS the next page...

I think this is Stevie Wonder (in a submarine).
+ October 01, 2007 04:02 AM +
the man behind the curtain in oz
god botherers aren't limited to christianity
+ October 01, 2007 04:08 AM +
hipster in vintage attire
hahaha, i love how this connects to yesterday's find.
jonathan- i do believe that this is the next page!
+ October 01, 2007 05:41 AM +
Night in gale
Note to self: shred all bad photos.
+ October 01, 2007 06:39 AM +
Sean S. in Rockville, MD.
So this is what God looks like. Not what I expected at all, but that's cool. I wonder what kind of pizza it was?
+ October 01, 2007 06:51 AM +
All the same in the end
It's a traveling seance for the psychic friends network.
+ October 01, 2007 07:11 AM +
Cotton in Dixieland
Oh, recommend you to the spirit in the sky
That's where you're gonna go when you die - when you die
When you die and they lay you to rest
You're gonna go to the place that's the

+ October 01, 2007 07:27 AM +
Night in gale
best.

(I just gotta have the last word, Cotton.)
+ October 01, 2007 07:39 AM +
Keebler in the tree making snacks
..."Can I get an Amen ? ?"

+ October 01, 2007 07:39 AM +
Kevin Shmevin in the therapist's office - again - once more- repeatedly really
Oh, okay, I'll say it:

This creeps me out a little.
+ October 01, 2007 07:40 AM +
Cotton in Dixieland
Thanks Night!

Guess my ADD kicked in before I finished typing...

...either that, ot the devil made me do it!
+ October 01, 2007 07:45 AM +
Marie in C-ville, VA
Love it! I do think it is an Eastern thing, too.

Even so, Teresa, I know what you mean, and I am not a Christian either, but I do suggest going once in your life to a Southern, black, (and some white) get-happy church and you will see some real, honest ecstasy! And feel it yourself! Believe it!

I wish I could sit like that. My legs don't do it for some reason.
+ October 01, 2007 07:45 AM +
Curious in Charlotte, NC
My first thought was Amma, too, mimi. More here for the curious:
http://www.ammachi.org/amma/index.html
Or see the movie Darshan, The Embrace.

Except most of the time Amma's totally surrounded by people - I can't see her speaking from a pedestal.
+ October 01, 2007 07:56 AM +
Pepper in your nose
It's a wiccan ceremony.
+ October 01, 2007 07:59 AM +
Freon in a killer cramp trying to do the lotus position
This reminds me of the "mystic" that said he could levitate because he was able to hop off the floor while sitting lotus-style. I don't know about the levitate part but there was no denying the guy had extremely powerful thigh musles to be able to clear the floor while tied in a pretzel shape.
+ October 01, 2007 07:59 AM +
Little Episcopalian in an old stone cathedral
There are too many microphones and wires for this to be spiritual. I just can't into churches where technology is used to bring god to the people. Especially those multimedia displays at some of the most popular churches. Big screens and sound systems seem more like a Super Bowl halftime show to me. Anything said in that environment sounds like a commercial, a lie or entertainment.
+ October 01, 2007 08:55 AM +
Pepper in your brain
Little Episcopalian, Multimedia is the new God.
+ October 01, 2007 09:17 AM +
Kris in in class
I don't know about this being religious or not. But there is definately an experience being had here. mayhaps the person has just said something along the lines of "Free Pizza in the Cafeteria" and is now basking in the applause they are receiving....

Or because it does have a Western feel they said "Free Curry in the Caf"
+ October 01, 2007 09:40 AM +
Chris Rozwod in Ithaca, New York
Where do you live in Portland? I know there are a bunch of Muslim equivalents of churches or temples near the Hillsboro area.
+ October 01, 2007 10:00 AM +
Rob in Los Angeles
Not religious at all. That dude is singing I think. Indian music concert. Everybody sits cross-legged at those things, especially the sitar player. I suspect that there's a tabla player on the left side and maybe a harmonium player on the right. Of course, they also generally don't use sheet music and there's clearly paper up there, so I'm probably wrong.
+ October 01, 2007 10:22 AM +
sarasara in fresh coffee and cinnamon
wow, i wonder how many "benny hinn's" there really are in this world!

hope this one pulled in a lot of cash. it's a crazy industry, this spiritual guru thing...

(why do so many people look outside their own wisdom in the (often) crazy assumption that other people's answers are better.......)
+ October 01, 2007 10:55 AM +
Beth in a tizzy
I love it when people aren't afraid to show true joy at something. Perhaps, he has just turned the page, and found God there :-)
+ October 01, 2007 12:00 PM +
normzone in in the darkroom
I knew there was a reason to destroy all my mediocre shots. Now I'm going to have to go to an increased level of security.
+ October 01, 2007 12:06 PM +
Alai in deep space, practicing my tap dancing
This had to have been a talent show... or else it was one of those weird presentations that the counselors do at summer camp.
+ October 01, 2007 01:50 PM +
Cotton in Dixieland
If he had a sitar, this picure might have been taken by someone had front row seats to Ravi Shankar!!

http://www.ravishankar.org/index.html
+ October 01, 2007 02:35 PM +
Derryk in Boise
Awesome find.
+ October 01, 2007 03:07 PM +
Johnny Go in Chicago
say "Wes Gorton in Portland Oregon" ten times fast.
+ October 01, 2007 05:05 PM +
Alison in Not-Shut-Down-Michigan!
I'm going with Buddhist on this one - the posture and the raised platform are giveaways. If he's a Buddhist, he's most likely not asking for money...

(Yes, I am most likely a Buddhist too)
+ October 01, 2007 07:07 PM +
Alison in Not-Shut-Down-Michigan!
And for the record... I LOVE that the spam protection question I got with my post was "spell dog backwards!"

Surely you know the joke...

What does a dyslexic agnostic insomniac do at night?
+ October 01, 2007 07:09 PM +
Jonathan, in somniac, agnostic but not dyslexic I dno't thnik,
Oh Alison, it's driving me mad.

What DOES a dyslexic agnostic insomniac do at night?

I won't sleep till you tell me!
+ October 01, 2007 07:26 PM +
Holly Golightly in Tiffany's
Jon, that's the second time you made me laugh today and you don't even have the punchline!

By the by, that Sophia link was outta this world! I wanna be just like her when I grow up! Sweet dreams....
+ October 01, 2007 07:37 PM +
Always wonder in g...
are the God Botherers people who bother God, people who are bothered by God, people who are bothered by people who don't beleive in God, or people who are bothered by people who DO believe in God?
I just don't know if I bother god or not. He usually doesn't bother with me.
+ October 01, 2007 09:47 PM +
Daydreamer in California, Dreaming
I'm more interested in the boy with the red cap. I hope the white robe guy used deodorant, for his sake. :(
+ October 01, 2007 10:08 PM +
Beth in a tizzy
What do Dyslexic agnostic insomniacs do all night?

They stay up wondering if there really is a dog!

It's ok, Jonathan, you can sleep well now.
+ October 01, 2007 10:23 PM +
floating in a cloud
good one beth.
+ October 01, 2007 10:55 PM +
Jonathan in deb
Thnaks Beth! zzzz...
Phew. Glad it wasn't something about throwing her a didlod.

(oh, I meant 'Thanks'. THat's a typo, not dyslexia.)

I was once backstage in a theatre and there was a sign that said 'NO DOGS'. The friend I was with said 'Oh look, they can't spell EXIT'. That still does my head in.
+ October 02, 2007 05:03 AM +
Holly Golightly in Tiffany's
HAHAHAHAHA
That's 3, Jon!
+ October 02, 2007 06:46 AM +
mona lisa in the louvre
seriously, Jonathan? was this person drunk? high? or just illiterate? trying to make a joke?

that dyslexic insomniac joke is one of my favourites, by the way. I just always have to be careful who i tell it to. If the person doesn't know the definitions, its so tedious to explain it.
+ October 02, 2007 07:45 AM +
Midlife Crisis in California
Not as good, but tangentially related:
"What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehova's Witness?"
"Someone who knocks on your door on Saturday morning for no reason."
+ October 02, 2007 03:29 PM +
Midlife Crisis
Oooops: "Jehovah" not "Jehova."
+ October 02, 2007 03:38 PM +
Jonathan in the exit
A very cryptic joke I think, Mona (yes, even weirder sense of humo(u)r than mine).

Thanks Midlife -- good one!

Holly, I'll look forward to encountering the suspenders under the short pleated skirt (or am I thinking of www.secondhandparochialgirlsschooluniforms.wah? Or St Trinian's?? ) ;-)
+ October 02, 2007 05:50 PM +
Midlife Crisis in California, ostensibly

"Gird your armour on / Grab the nearest weapon."
Too bad we can't paste photos into our comments. We'll just have to settle for a link to the inner workings of Jonathan's mind: http://www.oldschoolyard.co.uk/st_strinians_song.ht

"Oh look, they can't spell EXIT." Hahahahaha! I think I know that woman: a mezzo who lives in Tucson now and works pretty much full time trying to think of reasons not to kill herself. I saw her do a brilliant performance of The Medium. She once offered me a Krugerrand for my thoughts, saying, "Inflation, you know."

What are you doing, sitting backstage? I'm waiting for da goat. Or was it a donkey?
+ October 02, 2007 08:31 PM +
Holly Golightly in Tiffany's

"Let our motto be broadcast
"Get your blow in first",
She who draws the sword last
Always comes off worst."

JonJon, suspenders go over one's shoulders, dahling. The last time I attempted to attach those damn things to my stockings, I quite nearly hanged myself. (Or is that hung, Crisis?) No matter, I've dispensed with the whole bloody rigamarole, and switched to gym knickers and knee socks:
http://www.oldschoolyard.co.uk/gym%20knickers.

The dyslexic backstage was waiting "on God."
+ October 02, 2007 09:19 PM +
Jonathan in the orchestra pit unloading music stands
Phooff -- hot in here this morning! Or is it me?
Them things over your shoulders are called 'braces' (as in 'belt and braces'). But now you're going to tell me that braces are things that go on your teeth? I'm confused.
(So what DO you call what I call suspenders?)

Was that the goat in Porgy and Bess? I wasn't on that tour (and anyway the goat was cut: Simon Rattle said 'Either that goat goes or I do'. Instead, Willard White threw away his crutches and walked to Noo York -- 'Oh Lord, I'm on my way' -- one of the most moving theatrical moments ever. But I digress).
Waiting On God -- brilliant! Heehee!

Stride towards your fortune,
Boldly on your way.
Never once forgetting
There's one born every day.
+ October 03, 2007 04:46 AM +
Night in gale
(Garters, Jon!) (And it IS hot in here!!)
+ October 03, 2007 06:14 AM +
Eden in Courtenay, B.C.
The photo is of Amma singing. She is an Indian guru who has been recognized by the UN for her many charitable causes and Acts. She also made one of the largest non-profit donations to the Bush Clinton Katrina Fund (BCKF. She also was awarded the Ghandi-King award in 2002.
+ October 17, 2007 10:39 PM +
Jonathan, in spired by Amma,
I did a Google image search and found a photo of Amma singing, apparently from the same gig as the Found. Couldn't locate details or an URL though.
She looks lovely and very inspirational. Here's her website: http://www.amritapuri.org/
+ October 24, 2007 06:23 PM +
Jonathan, aga in ,
PS -- sorry -- meant to say thanks, Eden in BC, for your info. She is amazing! I will look out for news of her from now on.
+ October 24, 2007 06:26 PM +
Lola in P-town
I know this person!
+ October 31, 2007 07:31 PM +
craig in illinois
First of all she is not suppose to pretend to be in the air. She is praying and lifts up her hands in prayer. She has founded schools, orphanages, houses for Tsunami victims, and is working with the government of India building universities etc. She has one peace prizes, spoken at the UN and represented Hinduism at the Chicago Parliament of World Religions. She sleeps two hours a day and does not leave until she blessses everyone that comes to her, which is several hours at a time without taking a break. Do some research.
+ July 13, 2008 10:56 PM +
Dog breath in Vernal Utah
Why is there a microphone aimed at the butt? Is so two voices can be heard at the same time?
+ June 23, 2009 11:17 PM +

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