September 01, 2005

The Ultimatum
FOUND by Matt Kirkland in Lawrence, Kansas
Found this behind the monitor at a public computer lab - and I'm mystified. Is it an ultimatum? Is it a reminder? Why hasn't Jason been paid?
sean kirkland in St. Louis
hey matt. its me your cousin. i miss you. hope you are living it up big willie style.
+ November 11, 2006 10:28 PM +
Rhi in Australia
Hmm...
+ February 01, 2007 01:57 AM +
Tom in Publications
yeah, yeah...
+ February 09, 2007 10:49 AM +
Amber in Kansas City
big willie style? i hope so too!
+ February 22, 2007 04:43 PM +
Midlife Crisis in California
Free Willie!

This is a truly inscrutable note. My fantasy is that the recipient is forbidden attend AA until he comes up with the money he borrowed from Jason. It reminds me of the old joke,

"What's the difference between an alcoholic and a drunk?"

"Drunks don't have to attend meetings."
+ April 12, 2007 08:46 PM +
Jenn in Florida
Maybe Jason was buying the snacks.....
+ May 22, 2007 08:50 AM +
Rat in Michigan
I think Jason was setting up a tryst between a computer geek and a wanna be hooker.
+ May 25, 2007 10:45 PM +
orinoco womble in wimbledon burrow
What is it they have to pay Jason to get him to do at these meetings! No more until he gets paid...sounds like they've been holding out on him, poor Jason.
+ July 28, 2007 10:32 AM +
Jay in Pittsburgh
All work and no pay make Jason CRAZY!!!!!!
+ July 30, 2007 05:42 PM +
hardhats, boots, safety glasses, ropes, harnesses in the safety meeting minutes
At my work it's just the opposite: no pay unless you attend the weekly safety meeting.
+ October 09, 2007 08:59 PM +
Jason in Kentucky
Damn Straight.
+ June 10, 2008 11:41 PM +

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