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November 23, 2007 |
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Nudge Nudge Wink Wink
FOUND by Erin Joslin
in Utica, New York
I found this in a small, empty park near a bench. It's written on a piece of Duct tape. The heart makes me wonder if it's a SEXY secret!
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We collect FOUND stuff: love letters, birthday cards, kids' homework,
to-do lists, ticket stubs, poetry on napkins, telephone bills, doodles -
anything that gives a glimpse into someone
else's life. Anything goes...
This makes me think of the All American Rejects song "Dirty Little Secret," which makes me think of Post Secret...
I bet this was taped to something...perhaps some sex dice?
I don't think there's any hope of figuring this one out. There's just too much missing. Unless Johnny sees this and explains it.
I like to think this was put to good use over Johnny's mouth. Or maybe Johnny's girlfriend's mouth.
Ew Sara, that's creepy, I hope not! On second thought Johnny probably won't explain it, will he? It's a secret. Duh.
I think this may have been something that Johnny's chums used to play a joke or just poke some fun. Maybe they put the piece of tape on Johnny's computer or his bum, and then Johnny discovered the trick when he sat down on the bench, removed the tape, and left it there.
I think this was written by Johnny's girlfriend. Maybe a midnight rendezvous in the park?
This is clearly one of my notes, referring to my illicit affair with Johnny Depp.
Johnny Depth, your secret is safe with me.
*nudge nudge wink wink* Say no more!
I'd like to know where you can buy purple duct tape?! We only get gray duct tape, here.
So much prettier, especially if a girl is using it to fix a job that went wrong!
We all know...that duct tape fixes everything!! Even butt-holes and loud mouths!!!
You can get duct tape in any colour you want. My favorite is bright pink.
But I definitly agree that this was written/put on Johnny's girlfriend. The heart gives it away. No self respecting boy could draw that symmetrical a heart.
PS Holly, Canadian Tire is great for diff coloured duct tape, and I see you come from Canada, so you should be able to get it
i know the saying generally goes: "if you can't duck it, f&%k it," but maybe this time if you CAN duck it, f*@k it!
(i know it's duct, but we've actually got DUCK duct (goose?) tape around here, so it still works, except on actual ducks or ducts.)
I heard duct tape will get rid of warts. That's all I got.
There is actually a book about the different types of uses of duct tape. My preferred method, WRAPPING PAPER! :)
I AM Johnny's dirty little secret.: )
ah... duct tape.
i want purple duct tape!!!
^_^
i cant beleive she wrote this. i hope my girlfriend doesnt find out!
maybe illicit things happened on the bench and now the bench itself is johnny's little secret. hmm.
I am Bruno's dirty little secret. Maybe this is the same kind of thing...
hey Jonathon,
is this about you??
how cool that it's about one of our own here! :-))
(saragirl0201)
p.s. no security question today. did it get the ducktape too? oooh, naughty!
I meant "jonathan"-- not "jonathon"
I won't make that mistake again. I promise.
Please don't use the duct tape:-))
p.s. wait. is it duct tape or duck tape?
i don't think i've ever known. i'm such an ass.
Well hello.
I have lots of secrets -- mostly big ones! Heh heh.
We get Elephant tape here!!
I'm on your trail...
)*j*(
I'd be super pissed if my boyfriend considered me his dirty little secret. I don't want to be a dirty little secret, that's not very sweet.
Depends.
Awwwwww my bf's name is Johnny. I showed this to him. :)
Here's to all of my FOUND friends whose secrets aren't dirty, little or in need of duct tape! ♥
Sarasara, you could just click that red arrow up there back to Nov.13th. Or to save you time, it's myspace.com/chrome_toaster. There ya go, go find Jonathan.
...found!
;-) )*j*(
Any dirty little secret that involves duct tape is intriguing for sure.
hey jonathan,
thanks for the great tip on how to scroll through previous dates, i thought i'd have to remember key phrases or forfeit altogether the dates I'd missed.
wow. suddenly there's a lit lightbulb over my head!
Desperate Cynic, are you talking about disposable undergarments as a dirty secret? OMG! TMI!!
Back at ya, Crisis! xoxo
When will people learn? Never, never tape your dirty little secrets. Someone is bound to see them.
Ghost: ☺ You're so very good! That's what the duct tape is for.
That wasn't Jonathan! I just saw your question and thought I'd help you out.
P.S. Beth- Thanks a ton, sweetie!! Now I'll be taping my secrets, too!! (On duct tape? Or actually recording it on tape?)
LOL!! No pun intended!
Hey, Hey you, thanks for the push! (which reminds me of a rude limerick, but never mind). I couldn't remember how far back it was either.
Why don't you come and say hi too (or perhaps you already did.) )*j'(
PS -- I'll tape my secrets right afer I finish brooming the kitchen ;-)
Tiffany found this stuck to her ass after math class. Erin stuck it there during bio, because she found out Tiffany's been doing Johnny since homecoming.
Erin lost some serious participation points that day.
p.s. to Holly:
you can get coloured duct at a couple different dollar stores here in Canada, including Dollarama. You can also get almost every colour of the rainbow, including neon colours, at Michaels arts and craft store.
PS -- Johnny's Dirty Little Secret not to be confused with My Secret Johnny, which lives in the inside pocket of my jacket for unexpected, er, emergencies.
I fear it may be past its 'use-by' date (or actually 'do-not-use-after' date, since I assume that to have a 'use-before' date on a rubber johnny might be taken as an incitement to commit a carnal act of wanton debauchery and wickedness before a specified date?).
c'mon Johnny, you're getting us all hot and bothered!
Not me.
In the park that you found it in, did it have a fountain with a statue in the middle of it, and a Gazebo like 40 feet away from it? Was the park right next to a small firehouse? I know who wrote that on the duct tape then. weird.
Adrien: Yup, I found it in Clinton right in the park across from the Kirkland Art Center!