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Not a Bad Way to Kill a Week
FOUND by Shelly
in Seattle, Washington
This was found outside a Target store. Somebody (looks like girl's handwriting) was planning an action-packed seven days!
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i think a girl is trying to give bad advice, set some HIGH expectations for her friend who is looking to be broken in...:-)
I think she wants him to get punched or something, so he'll come back, and have all this great NEW sex with HER!!!
Whoa. Something tells me there is a step missing. Should be along the lines of "Get her totally wasted" and then maybe, just possibly this strategy might work. Sheesh.
The smile should come before the approach. And where do the Roofies come in?
And I see this person crossed of "week" and replaced it with "year", so it's the '06-'07 academic year.. sooo is she going to go for a different girl each week?
Yes! I think it's a chick: a Lesbian, and she's totally going to convert no fewer than 40 girls during the school year! Way to go, Rhonda!! (no offense intended to anyone straight named Rhonda.)
I like how "make a move" comes before "ask her out". Am I old or isn't make a move still touching someone in a 'more than friendly' way?
Maybe "make a move" means give her a business card and $20.
Wondering if that's sex on Saturday AND Sunday or Saturday OR Sunday. Because, frankly, having sex on Saturday AND Sunday would be expecting just too much.
Crank it up give it to me c'mon
Crank it up give it to me c'mon
Im gonna FEEDBACK FEEDBACK oh
FEEDBACK FEEDBACK
-Janet Jackson
Is the "girl" of Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday the same or should they be different? Is the move to be made on Thursday also to a fourth girl? If so, which "her" does one ask out? And finally, "SEX heart" with whom? Sorry but the instructions must be clearer and, hey, it's already Friday! I'll never be able to catch up now.
Craig David is MUCH better than this person...he was makin' luv by Wednesday...and on Thursday, and Friday and Saturday, chilled on Sunday....
i agree with rusted butterfly. she's converting girls as fast as humanly possible. (i can make this joke because im queer. boo-yah.)
damn i always get the same spam question.
Definitely SEX all--weekend--long!! But the good thing is, it's not just sex. See? the heart means it's true love forever and ever.
Yep, I believe this is a set-up note. Thursday and Friday are in the wrong order.
Someone is going to get a knee in the nards...OUCH!!!
Um, Shelly, I need that paper back. Kinda bad actually, see I had big plans for the weekend of Feb 24th. A housewarming, a birthday party and. . . well you know the rest. So, um, how much do you want for the todo list?
'Looks like a girl's handwriting'. Really? What is it, the way they do a 'g'?
because a boy wouldn't think to equate sex with 'heart'.
and because a boy would have no concept of how to make bubble letters. i think it's a lesbian, plucking up the courage to come out...
Yes, the sex/heart thing does seem a bit of a girly touch.
The thing is, people are always confidently saying on found that handwriting is either 'male' or 'female' as if it's some kind of exact science. Usually they seem to be relying on some other 'clue' in what's written to make an assumption.
I quite enjoy not knowing either way.
I will say this, though: From the way the handwriting slopes to the left, it's obvious that this person is a brunette.
I'm a lesbian and that totally looks like my weekly adgenda! but it should
Monday: smile at girl.
Tuesday: approach girl.
Wednesday: make a move.
Thursday: Ask her on a date.
Friday: have date that ends in sex.
Saturday: girl moves in long term.
it's totally house lesbians work one date and they fucken move all their shit over item by item until you realize shes living there not just spending the night!
This person is crazy optimistic. Maybe they should try going out with this person for more than a day or so before they hit home run.
Maybe the heart isn't meant for the person but at the 'sex'. As obviously this person loves sex...
Maybe the days of the week are symbolic... like each day represents a few days or week. Or, to take up a whole year, 1.712 months. Would that be too slow? Maybe a school year, in which case each day would be 1.29 months.
I thought it was a sexuality-questioning woman planning her first experience with another woman. But I like the idea that it's someone steering a clueless friend just slightly the wrong way. "No - this will totally work! Believe me!"
Plus, it isn't necessarily the SAME girl getting approached, smiled at, talked to, etc. Maybe it's a different girl each day?
Then it would be back to the same old solo sex all weekend just like it's always been.
Approach, smile, and talk to a girl could all be condensed into Monday.By Monday evening you could ask her out. Then you could relax all week long, make a move Friday night and maybe get some sex.
So pure an innocent. One of the best finds yet.
I like how two whole days have been allotted for sex. This not only ensures that the sex happens (if at first you don’t succeed you have plenty of time to try, try again,) and that both parties are completely satiated.
“I’m sorry man; I can’t hang out this weekend. I’ve cleared my schedule on account of SEX.”
This makes me sad. No sex for me until July. BF is deployed. :'(
Wow...back in my day, all of this could take place in a few hours at a night club! We skipped from Monday, right to Thursday, straight to Saturday at warp speed. Of course that was back when STDs didn't come with a death sentence, and we all took the pill like poppin' Tic Tacs!
And all that new delicious sex...all weekend sex -
HELL YES! ALL WEEK SEX! YUM!
Those really were the good old days!
ELEE, there's always solo sex... and phone sex...
just keep this list for future reference.
Make sure you pencil in some time to write a note to your mom and a note to god about your mom, you tard school lesbian.
It's so wrong, but now I have the sex song going through my head.
"You're the worst sex I ever had,
It was so goddamn bad..."
*sigh*
LOL @ Ami - So true.
You put "make a move" before "Ask her on a date" also. I guess I don't understand what making a move is? Wouldn't you go on a date first?
well..... i hope that if the plan is successful, and they do have a sex filled weekend, that they use protection, and plenty of it, so this note doesn't result in notes like the previous two days.
The first girl is obviously different than the second and third girl.
The first one is girL.
The second and third (maybe the same?) are girl.
Oh, young girl love on a little paper agenda. That's a nice find. If only love were REALLY that easy.
They have crossed out "week" and written in "year", so either the days of the week are symbolic or longer than normal days (kind of like creation in Bible) or this is to be a weekly routine to be followed through the year.
I hope these spam questions don't get any harder.
Amy in So-Cal: Try my rule of 'no sleepovers'. I'm not gay (not that there's anything wrong with it)so I don't know how women are but I know that when I have let a man sleepover he is immediately jumping to the next level. So I have a 'no sleepover' rule.
No TGIF for you Jonathan? Is that because you do your tightrope act on the weekends?
Dancing Queen: those were the days when sex was safe and motorcycles were not. My parents lectured me about the importance of birth control but I wasn't allowed to get on a motorcycle with a boy. Seriously!
I'm gonna go with the budding lesbian theory. Maybe she just got into Antioch and she wants to really see what everyone keeps talking about...
That's exactly how it's done. I hope you kids at home are taking note.
Whatever happened to the all caps, crude yet hiliarious poster that used to frequent the board? Salty, I think?
Q- what does a lesbian bring to a second date?
A - a U-Haul truck.
Q - what does a gay man bring to a second date?
A - what second date???
I just love quoting the Lesbian Avengers...
"10 percent is not enough! Recruit! recruit! recruit!"
By this list looks like we should have a good 52 more by the end of the year...
(PS I would like to file a complaint about the spam questions being MATH lately....)
I'm just thankful this note wasn't written on the Girl's Best Friend's Club paper from earlier in the week...
@manda- you couldn't be more right about the u-haul
@shonquisha- please leave Found and go back to Perezhilton.com where you belong...
did anyone notice that it said "year of 2006-07"?
this person plans to get laid once a week every week by a different girl.
now thats what i call a new years resolution.
Boo in Chi-Town: what's going on in Antioch? I'm so out of the loop! (No pun intended.) Last time I went through NOTHING was going on in Antioch. The best thing about it was the road out of town.
that's how it happens...
i was at a bar, having some drinks,
along comes a girl,
she smiles,
she talks,
after a while
she puts her arm around me,
kisses my neck,
next thing i know i'm in bed with her.
she's telling me how beautiful i am while soaking in the sight of my naked body, kissing my neck.
if anyone could have turned me gay, she could have. it's a good plan. bravo!
The lone capital "L" on Monday ("girL") holds the key to gender. A lone, or single, L... Single lesbian. Hmmm?
isn't this The Cure's lost lyric notes?
this HAS to be a girl. there is no way a guy would try to make moves that fast and still put a heart next to sex. everything sounds like wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am until you see that little heart. can't possibly be a boy in high school. lol
lol @ Turbo
I saw on the news this morning that some kid was arrested for potential plane hijacking and threats to run it into a stadium for a Hannah Montana concert.
My weekly list is so boring compared to this one.
Monday: work
Tuesday: work
Wednesday: you get the idea.
I think I'm calling the waambulance on myself :/
Sappho: Iew
righteous ani-- as in ani difranco?
sappho-- EW.
my week--
mon-fri work
sat&sun sex with random strangers
sounds like i might have written that note wayyy back in middle school.
Ah, a story the grandchildren would love to hear. "Guess how your father came to be? Well, I was in the 7th grade and....."
I think you left out "get prescription." Any girl who's willing to follow this plan is likely to give the gift that keeps on giving.
kc- not if she's a lesbian!
@abby - I noticed (see previous post)
OMG Curious Cat -- I had the "No Motorcycle" rule too!!
Yes, I was aloud to go out to bars during my Senior year of high school (anyone else remember when 18 was the legal drinking age?) But if my Dad had caught me on a Motorcycle, he would have come unglued!
I never rode a motorcycle until I was over 30, and then I could still hear my Dad saying:
"Those things are death on two wheels!!!"
Maybe the person who made the list was going to Target for protection?
Dancing Queen: When I was growing up in our little tourist town, a few miles from the Illinois state line where the drinking age was 21, the bars were always packed. In the summer the teachers from the local schools worked as bouncers or whatever. Local kids (18 and, yes, younger)could always get in and never had to pay a cover. Aaahhh, the good old days.
And we always had drinks in the car. (Some of us lush buckets still do but don't let that get around.) When the cops pulled you over for something all they would do was take our beer and send us home.
One summer when I was still in high school I went to Summerfest with friends (it was really crazy in those days). Ran into some other friends and one had a motorcycle and I rode home with him. I had to have him drop me off at the end of my street so my father wouldn't know!
Has anyone thought that maybe this was acutally written by a boy who just happens to like hearts? Or maybe he's just really secure and can put a heart on things like this?
I thought Thursday said "make a movie" - that really confused me.
**OR** maybe he's gay, and this list is written in denial to help him prove he's straight...It's an encouragement sort of thing...
Ballerina if it did say make a movie i would hope he/she would have saved that event for sat and sun
but hhaahhaa you made me laugh :)
this note was definitely about me.
Hey girl in denial!
Lesbians can get diseases too ;) I think kc was referring to an STI.. not a baby...
CuriousKat, thanks for your curiosity!
Yes, working Friday (because my boss is off sick) and Saturday.
Not being a :-)-/--< though (other people do that).
I don't think there's a smiley for what I do!
No room for s*x in my diary then :-(
btw: why do diaries always put Saturday and Sunday in the same little box, when those are the days when you need LOTS of space to write up what you did!!
Mme Editor,
That's one of the most inane hypotheses I've seen in quite a while. A more likely interpretation of the lone capital "L":
aLLeviated, not stressed. Lumberjack Lady.
That's right, this list was written by a chilled-out female tree-cutter. Maybe she smokes trees between chopping them down to maintain her state of alleviation.
It's really the only possible explanation that makes any sense.
Catyia, I think you have it. This is a guy, trying his best to not be gay. Most likely with some strong moral/religious upbringing that would shun such behavior.
Honestly I wish I had goals like this for myself, it would make life far more interesting...Why am I always jumping right to Saturday and Sunday...
Oh Curious Kat -- sound like we grew up a lot alike!
Yep, I remember when a DUI was just a ticket you paid like speeding or running a a red-light.
Thank goodness for travel mugs, much easier to conceal than a "beverage" bottle or can, keeps the odor confined, and spill-proof!
And kids today think they party? HA!
Have a drink for me this weekend! ;^)
I'll do the same for you!
Lush buckets unite!
if you fail to plan, you plan to fail.....
Ok, so enough with the math spam questions
stuck in the middle (are you here with me??) ~ if it's a gay man who wants to prove that he isn't gay by having sex with a girl, sex a week into the "relationship" most likely won't fit within his already established moral code...
I think it is a girl writing a tip sheet to her guy friend...
Step by step instructions on how to get laid.
Dancing Queen: do you ever watch 'That 70's Show' and wonder if you went to high school with one of the writers? The show is even set in SE Wisconsin!
The beauty about using a travel mug with a lid for a roadie is that you can't drop your cell phone into your open drink. I recently had that problem.
Cheers!
This looks like the wish list for 'Screech' the (still) geeky kid from 'Saved by the bell.'
Didn't he try to make a website of video's showing his various hook ups?
I can't look it up because I'm at work.
It could be a girl writing it to make fun of guys. Maybe a bunch of girls (recently dumped and bitter, of coarse) siting around and vindictively abusing the chromasomaly varied section of the population: "Omigosh, they probably, like, have, like, a system or something. Like, on monday and tuesday they, like, establish contact and then, like, make a move on thursday, and, like have sex ALL WEEKEND if they can." "Totally." "Asswholes." ;)
So all I can add here at the end of the day is... may everyone have a happy sex-filled weekend!
LOVE,
SARA
Manda, we are in the middle on this one.
Depending on the moral upbringing of the individual, sleeping with women only a week into a relationship may be a lesser sin, than that of the ultimate homosexuality sin. A few one night stands are perhaps more forgivable or even justifiable, than an entire life of same sex lovin’.
Whatever it is I love this find, and also please note that I love the gays, I was just raised in a fucked up religion.
Before I make the comment - I'm gay.
I think this is a lesbian's plan for the week. And it's not entirely unrealistic to think she can approach a girl on monday and be in bed with her on saturday (and sunday).
I only think she mixed up monday and tuesday. Always smile at the girl before approaching her.
I think it's a new lesbian experimenting with exactly how much effort it takes to get a girl to sleep with her. :P The first day, she tries to go straight to the approach, and if that doesn't work, she'll try smiling and then approaching, and so on. She figures that by the end of the week she /must/ have done something right and got laid at least once. Good luck to her! <3
Well I guess it's fucked up to call your kid stupid, but it's funny for lush buckets to drive around drinking. I hope you get busted before you kill someone's kid.
They left out the part where the ho gets paid.
@ Josie & Denial - I did mean diseases. A baby would be the gift that keeps on *taking*! lol And when I saw Denial's comment about no worries, and those of some of the lesbians saying how fast a girl will jump in bed with another girl, now I'm thinking maybe I should switch teams...
If a guy wrote this note, all of the goals would occur on the same day.
heart on
Tang in t, what the hell are you talking about?
Well I guess it's fucked up to call your kid stupid, but it's funny for lush buckets to drive around drinking. I hope you get busted before you kill someone's kid.
Spam protection: rock, scissors, ______ WTF kind spam ? is that?
Tang in t, I see what you're bitchin about. Good God woman have a drink and calm down. I don't think FOUND is the right online community for you. I know I'de be happier if you left.
terrie-is-so-very in totally-unique-ville, you got that right.
Fortunately for me Pepper, I don't care what would make you happy.
Does look like girly writting.
It's rather cute, until you get to the "SEX!!!!" part for Saturday and Sunday. =\
I couldn't help reading "what I think about you"s posting name to the tune of the Romantics song, What I Like About You.
AHHH, if were all that easy..I wouldn't have to spend so much on batteries!!!
i believe tangint is referring to the earlier post about some lush drinking and driving, and no one jumped all over her, like they jumped all over tess on the post the day before. frankly, i didnt have time. and lushes dont see the error of their ways.
fancy a shag. . .
carpet?
Dare yah tah dance again like that when friends are around!
Dare yah tah carry a tune like that when my back is turned!
Dare yah tah marry kexp when I count to three!
I Double Dg Dare yah!
hi punkin... this is the thing i wanted you to see... hahaha... funny huh? oh well... now go to the basement.
Heehee... Tommy is in hunt for a surpsrise. It's kinda funny when people mess up on their name. Oh, the irony!
Don't get on my bad side Pepper, you are an unarmed warrior in a battle of wit and wisdom.
she changed week...to year. I don't think anyone noticed that.
nevermind...someone did
Sounds like hazing to me.
Fast track to fun
well she marked out the "week of" at the top of the page and made it "year of" so maybe each day was actually a month or something.
This plan: EPIC FAIL!