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Have You Seen This Girl?
FOUND by Ella Karge
in Boston, Massachusettes
I found this at the mall- I hope they found her.
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We collect FOUND stuff: love letters, birthday cards, kids' homework,
to-do lists, ticket stubs, poetry on napkins, telephone bills, doodles -
anything that gives a glimpse into someone
else's life. Anything goes...
I'm first! Oh yeah. In your face.
Looks just like butt pepper.
That's my Mom...
every morning.
Ahaha! Brilliant find! Notice the black tooth...or no tooth at all?!!
It matches the snot nose!
A face only a mother could love!
umm.....that's not a girl.
...it's a strange creature with a coconut body, triangle feet, floppy witch fingers, a window mouth, caterpillar eyebrows, olive eyes, incomprehensible nose, and cockscomb hair.
Re: spam question.
Are you for seriously asking me who the first president of the united states was???
I don't live there, how am i supposed to know???
talk about egocentric america..
I hope they found her????
Thats the sort of thing that finds you!!!!!!!
depends how i'm feeling about children on any given day. the days where the kids get louDER and loUDER and lOUDER AND LOUDER (well, you get the point, right?), yeah, on those days, I'm pretty sure that I've seen this child... everywhere I look.
(ps my claws would come out too if i had a painfully distended belly like that. yikes! and really now, what's going on with the dental situation?)
Yes, I have. And I hope never to see her again.
Somehow I don't think she's that easy to lose...
now, i understand some of ya don't know sarah jean,
so i'll tell ya a little bit about her..
she's a lesbian eskimo midget albino.
she went to college and she started the lesbian midget eskimo albino student union,
and 400 people signed up!!
there they were..hundreds of 'em,
lesbian eskimo left handed midget albinos,
did i mention the fact that she's left handed?
she's left handed alright..
girl's got some strange hobbies,
one of her hobbies is luring children into open man-holes,
which is kinda difficult,
'cause a lot of the children are taller than her,
her being a midget and everything..
or her being a left handed midget..
or her being a left handed lesbian midget..
or her being a left handed lesbian albino midget..
or her being a lesbian left handed albino midget eskimo..
life can be pretty difficult on that young lady.
she bit me once, ya now.
right here, you see this?
left a mark..
she was luring a friend of mine's kid into the sewer,
and i run up and try to stop her,
i said, 'listen there, you lesbian midget left handed albino! you stop right there!'
and she bit me..
i'm afraid i'm gonna, i'm gonna turn into a lesbian left handed midget albino when the moon is full.
O MY GOD, the moon is full tonight,
i can feel myself shrinking,
i can feel myself getting left handed,
i can feel myself getting the urge to build an EEEgloo,
i can feel my skin turning white and my eyes getting red,
i can feel..i can feel the urge to buy a susan -something- ALBUM!!!!!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
o..okay, it was just gas..
I can't believe someone took this down to post on Found. Now they're never going to find snot-nose big-eyebrowed coconut girl. I hope you feel really good about yourself.
@ Katherine in Cinci: W.....T.....F.....?!?!?!?!?
same goes for the find, I reckon.
Geez, people--that's not "snot", that's a nose ring!
Found at the mall: either after the Blind Date from Hell, or after the Worst Breakup in Highschool History.
SO AWESOME. Hunter and Katherine are awesome...
Yes ....Yes I have
This reminds me of drawings my friends and I used to make in the 3rd grade of our student teacher. She was mean and hideously ugly so she made an easy target.
And yeah, most Americans are egocentric and ethnocentric.
It reminds me of that 'wallace and gromit' cartoon - the one with the bird that goes bad (the wrong trousers). There is a wanted poster of the bird wearing a rubber glove on its head and the caption "has anybody seen this chicken"
Haha! Hilarious!
i'm here! i'm here! keep looking! don't leave me alone! maybe now more people will look for me and maybe they might save me!
Have I *seen* her? Hell I used to be married to her. Of course, she was a real beauty in those days. But she was vain, fell for a line some operator fed her and cheated on me, so I had to dump her.
She's really let herself go.
Perhpas the model for the drawing wasn't a human. Perhaps it's new stuffed dolly?
Ha! I had forgotten about the Lesbian albino left-handed midget song... who was that?
You're wrong dick, it's:
Katherine in Cincinnati FTW!
Seen her, no...
...but you can smell her a mile away!
She should be easy to track, just follow the trail of snotty slime.
BTW - I like the lettering on the find, and it's very creatively added to the pic!
I saw her yesterday with that 12 year old boy. They were each clutching candy bars, boarding the bus to Fat Camp.
That looks like how I feel in the morning.
I'm not sure if I've seen her or not, she looks so average.
I laughed. Really hard.
She's working those eyebrows.
I think I lived with this girl my sophmore year in Uni... And I would feel bad saying that, but she wasn't very nice :-P
Imagine the surprise of the person who drew this as a joke, when someone actually turned the girl in.
Blue.... you crack me up.
Hey is this a mall rat?
Clover, what's wrong with your foot?
I am wondering who drew this picture of my ex-wife????
Looks like a reject idea from the Pirates of the Caribbean film.
so..this woman is carrying her groceries to the car, eggs, ketchup, apple juice... that sort of thing. She's had a really bad day already, so when she drops her bag, and the groceries spill onto the parking lot, she falls to her knees and cries... a drunk comes up to her.. pats her on the shoulder... and in an attempt to comfort her about this terrible situation...........................
it wouldn't have lived anyway.. its eyes are too far apart...
sorry, i know.. pretty lame. but first thought when i saw her face..
Sadly, this girl looks like 'road kill.'
frank
Who shall remain nameless, I appreciate your effort but Butt Pepper is not all that clever.
This is what you look like.
Bushy eyebrows! She could be my sister.
P.S. Katherine: What's with offending the lesbian, albinos and midgets on this site? That's not nice.
I see her once a month for about 4 days in a row. She lives in my bathroom mirror. She's usually very cross, I try to avoid her.
Mona - I don't understand.
"Teacher in the crib", google it and shut up.
Classic find, classic-er comments.
We have only the word of the artist that this is a girl, anyway - it seems rather androgynous to me!
That goes for you too, "Lauren in Muncie", generalizing a giant, diverse population.
I'm pretty sure that is my math teacher.....
Yeah Mona, that was about as clever as Butt Pepper. I bet you wrote that too.
Every morning in the mirror. HAH.
oh there's nothing to get. just a stupid joke. not one of my best, for sure.
It's alright people! I am safe now. Thanks to all for looking for me. I was rescued by a kindly left handed midget albino eskimo. Peace!
Well, she may not be much to look at, but I'll bet she has a lovely personality. Right? Right? Well, here's hoping..
Spam question - spell dog backwards. I can't do it without making that a capital "G". Wonder if it'll work?
Have you looked in the beauty salon? She's probably there, getting her eyebrows waxed and her nails did.
She looks more helpless and lonely than mad to me. I want to take care of her. But she will be locked up at night just in case.
Well, I can see why they're looking for her. The government's cloning experiment went awry.
Don't worry if it is a cloning experiment go bad. At least she'll be safe to eat.
The strange thing is, when I was in high school, there was a girl in the class of developmentally disabled kids- she had terminal bed head, a kinda biggish nose with flared nostrils, smallish brown eyes, placed kinda far apart, huge eyebrows, and she held her hands in a strange... disney princess sort of way. She wasn't chubby, like the girl in the picture, but this picture actually bears some resemblance to that sad, sweet girl.
This makes me wonder what ever happened to this girl, - who would never be able to care for herself- and it makes me remember all of the kids who were so cruel to her and the other developmentally disabled kids.
Oh come on, Lil Ol Me. Don't come to Found for diverity training or guilting those who make fun of a fucking drawing. If you're so magnanamous you should have stood up for the special-ed kid instead of lamenting the past over a find. We all have our regrets, but don't link it to this kind of light-hearted but intellectual site.
Heck, your name alone implies some self-loathing, so get over it- it's a new year, the retard's probably dead, and you have your whole life ahead of you.
This girl is obviously related to those beasts in Where the Wild Things Are. The resemblance is uncanny!
Hey Frank in beans. Guess what? I did stand up for that kid. I also volunteered and student taught the Special Ed Kids. You don't know the rest of my life story, so naff off.
What's diverity training?
No regrets here. And no self loathing, either. but thanks for asking. Also, I don't really recall "guilting" anyone here for making fun of this particular drawing. I mentioned the ^$$holes at school who made fun of the actual kids- of which you were OBVIOUSLY one, considering the sensitivity seeping from your post.
It's a Dead Milkmen song, dick.
Embrace them.
Love them.
New Zealand is full of little girls who look like this. We have a name for them. That name is bushpigs ... oink, oink.
I'll check them out, thanks, Katherine.
Any relation to Reid Fleming, World's Toughest MilkMan? (not if they're dead, huh?)
Was it yesterday? That booger hanging from my right nostril? Remember? I looked like hell? You know? My arms all noodly and my fingers soooo pointy that I didn't want them anywhere near my nose? Was that yesterday? When I was wearing that stupid shawl with those long sort of tassles? You know? The one my mom knitted for me last Christmas? Because it was cool back then to knit things for Christmas gifts? You know? To actually make stuff rather than buy it? And it was like a little cool outside, and you guys still laughed at me and told me to find the thrift store and get a new wardrobe? And then I ordered that honkin' huge egg salad sandwich and got that stupid piece of lettuce stuck in my teeth? On the left side of my mouth? And then you laughed at me about that? And said shit like - Do you see this girl? Can you believe her? What is she thinking? - while we were sitting in that cafe, out in the sun? Me sitting on the sidewalk side? Yeah? Really?
Well thanks. Me and my bad vibes with you thank the hell out of you. You guys are great! Super. Like I really want to still be your friend.
Seriously? If you want to know, I'll be in The Gap learning how to be cool.
Angelika
Yeah, I've seen her. I work with her.
You can have her back. I'm sick of being forced to listen to her incessant rambling.
Oooohh. Ugly find. Ugly comments.
Pardon my unhipness, but what happens when we digg, stumble upon or mark the Finds as delicious ?
And is it the Finds that we're acknowledging, or is it the comments?
Will there be prizes? A pizza (and beer) party at the end of the year?
Only in Boston<3
Now that I think of it Boom, maybe a rough
sketch of a Yankees fan?
Hey Chopstix, at this point, you're digging/stumbling/delicious-ing(?) the finds themselves. How do you like them apples? Would you like a link for the comments section, as well? Thoughts? I'm open...
Jason in FOUND HB in the past it has said James @ FOUND. Me thinks you're a fake.
I Like them apples a whole lot.. but will there be pizza and beer? that's the important Q!!
Hey Pepper/Norma Jean, check here:
http://www.foundmagazine.com/contact
I'm Jason, the co-creator of FOUND. I started the FOUND site back in 2001 and have been the big cheese around here ever since. James has been helping out a bunch for the past two years... but make no mistake, there's only ONE James Molenda!
Yes! The Deadmilkmen! Have been trying to remember that all day- the source of all songs wonderfully disturbing. 'I'm so bored I'm drinking bleach' and other such classics...
And yes, chopstix, there will be pizza and beer. Each and every day, for breakfast.
Lil' O Me and Frank in Beans......cut it out or no ice cream after dinner!
Thanks Lady Brandy.
Lil Ol Me, I meant diversity training, thanks for the typo check, and you obviously have some chips on your hunchback. I was hardly a bully or asshole as a youth, so you don't know me either. Try and swear every once and awhile, it may help you loosen up.
That's your mum that is
My fave Dead Milkman song is Bitchin' Camaro. Taking Retards to the Zoo is a close second......
When Frank n beans said chip on your hunchback I like, snorted backwards it was weird, I almost choked myself! Haha Frank.
And I love Shooter's bedtime stories!
Poor chopstix, not only unhip but scrambled.
I'm so glad I'm not the bad guy today!
I want apples and pizza and beer! And marshmallow peeps.
Kinda' looks like if "The Family Guy" had a baby daughter...Stewie's baby sister!
An evil sister for Stewie...Stacey perhaps?!
BUHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
Man,they've got some ugly girls in Boston!
Someone needs to clone James Molenda and pass out copies to each and every girl.
Oh Rebecca, I said "most," not "all."
1st.. I wanna come to the pizza/beer/chopstix...whatever party...
2nd...I have seen this girl, not telling where tho;)
3rd.....i need help with the spam answer, do they want a numeric answer to "What is five times five..or the spelled out word..because I am a mathmatician not a literary person..
ugggggggg
4th.....er, I think that is all, just wanna join you ppl's fancy comment club:P
see can't even spell....
btw
If there's going to be a party would someone please bring Amber's Famous Koolaid Pie?
something my bro would say to me
Looking forward to wearing my new "Have You Seen This Girl?" T-shirt to the mall!
If that bitch is missing.. she need to stay gone!
I'm lingering around trying to be First! and I see the American Apparel ad for " One of 40 dresses " They are all ugly.
i saw this and thought "i'm old gregggg!"
all that is missing is the tutu.
Remember the Happy Monkey? That's who's looking for this girl!http://www.foundmagazine.com/find/2277
CuriousKat, I sprained my ankle this weekend and now it's all kinds of colors, but no color that looks like skin should look when it's alive. Amazing it doesn't hurt though.
Angel, Yes! A T-Shirt! perfect! How will I ever decide what to get on my T shirt?
And is it just black and white "outline" designs that'll work? I forget. I'd LOVE a T Shirt with Stardust or The Rare Birds.
Teacher in the Crib- just remember: The capital of the US is named after its first president. C'mon. If we had to learn the capitals of foreign nations in History, surely you had to at least learn that one?
I think it's a drawing of a panty cricket.
@ LANCE PANTS- I remember that 'monkey'!!! Although, the 'HAPPY MONKEY' looked more like a pig!!
AGREE?
Frank in Beans, no. I don't know you. Yes, I curse often. No, I don't have a hunchback. Yes, you need to get f**king laid so YOU can loosen up!
No,no, Lady Brandy, you've got it all wrong, I was commenting to Lil Ol Me, not you, on the cursing and hunchback. And if you're offering sex so I can relax, I'm in Texas, so start driving!
Dammit, that pervert's been spying on my sister again!
Katherine in Cincinnati: the line is "I've got the urge to buy a Suzanne Vega album"
Actually, i've seen it, its in my anime every week =P
http://myanimelist.net/character.php?id=8021
Its Dondochakka. Well maybe his sister ~
Hahaha. That is too funny.
There's someone for everyone, and this girl's love is...
http://foundmagazine.com/comments/6037
From FIJI.
LOL.. those franks and beans taste an awful lot like pepper.