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Best Fortune EVER!
FOUND by Nicole San Miguel
in Baltimore, Maryland
I found this on the steps at the gym. I love it. Somehow I can't get over the fact that God will give me everything I want, not everything I need.
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We collect FOUND stuff: love letters, birthday cards, kids' homework,
to-do lists, ticket stubs, poetry on napkins, telephone bills, doodles -
anything that gives a glimpse into someone
else's life. Anything goes...
Be careful what you want, you may get it.
I want a ferrari!
just kidding. that would be retarded.
And if yew beleeeve in tha powahs of the Lawd, yew shall be saaaaved, brothers and sisters! REPENT, sinners!
hmm... I know what I want... Why can't I have it? :( Maybe I'm worshipping the wrong god... Should I switch to Golden Calf?
Definitely agree with what the finder wrote.
God gives you everything you want when you are ready for it and when you are patient enough for Him to give it to you.
He also gives you everything you need you just have to listen to Him.
Pshhh
http://foundmagazine.com/find/739
after a week of drug-related finds this may be appropriate to help us repent.
peace
Hard abs and muscular calves?
...in bed.
what if I want an arse like a porn star? what if I want my neighbour's arse (which is like that of a porn star)?
How very "Monkey's Paw."
Rava! I know whereof you speak. In fact it has come up before --
http://www.foundmagazine.com/comments/825
@ Lance: that was exactly what I was thinking!! We do that with every fortune we get and it cracks me up!!
@ Josie: Switch to Golden Half Calf. Golden Calf will keep you up all night.
@Lance and acid in digestion, LOL! Y'all are a hoot! My gaggle of friend's follow fortunes with "...between the sheets."
That's even better than the fortune that told me to go by shoes.
Aah now I get it. That's why all the "regulars" at church live the way they do. I know 2 women having affairs with very married men, and my BF's husband is addicted to porn. God just gave it to them.
No, God will give you everything you need. It's his will.
What if what you want is to become "leader of the Free World" w/o being qualified or smart or even by winning the election?
What if what you want is to start a war against your Father's enemy w/o the inconvenience of "Declaring" war?
What if what you want is to make your cronies in the oil biz even richer?
What if what you want is to punish public schools,teachers and students if they can't live up to your standards and not give them the $ to help achieve those standards?
What if what you want is to reward your friends with Government jobs without regard to ability or qualifications?
What if what you want is to not take responibility for anything that goes wrong?
What if your name was George W. Bush?
Oh, wait the people of the U.S. are living the result of these wishes. :(
That's the kind of Found you put back after you scan it so other people can rejoice in the awesome generosity of the Lord. So make a wish and put it back!
Best fortune I've ever seen:
When you squeeze oranges, orange juice comes out, because that's what's inside them.
Pepper, that's what I was thinking.
Is this supposed to be a "fortune"? Tsk, tsk, fortune telling is the work of the Devil...I've read.
I got a fortune from Panda Express, it says "YOUR LIFE WILL BE PEACEFUL AND FULFILLING"
I keep it up on my mirror. I hope it means my whole life and not just...in bed. But I guess that might be okay too.
For a long time I kept a fortune that I got a several years ago. It said, "You are the guiding light of his existence."
Everytime I looked at it, I'd think something along the lines of, "Huh? WHO's existence? Wait a minute ... what?"
The day I told my husband I was pregnant (we weren't trying), we went to a Chinese restaurant for lunch and my fortune cookie said, "the smart thing is to prepare for the unexpected"! I still have the fortune in my wallet...
which I carry in my bitch bag...
I got this fortune! I was pretty excited but it hasn't been happening haha
Haha, I follow them up with "in your pants".
"Oh Lord, won’t you buy me a Mercedes Benz?
My friends all drive Porsches, I must make amends.
Worked hard all my lifetime, no help from my friends,
So Lord, won’t you buy me a Mercedes Benz?"
Smallbear, you might be onto something.. maybe he is the one who got that fortune cookie! That would explain a lot of things. So now that he lost it in Baltimore, god will stop granting him his wishes. Yay!! Nicole found it, and hopefully one of the things she wants is a new leader.. Barack Obama, for example!
It's probably good that god doesn't give us what we want, but then again, my teenage years probably would have been less messed up.
Oh well.
well, I'm agnostic, but for the sake of argument, let's say he's real
he gives you what you need, obviously, if you are alive
plus, what you need is most likely to be included in what you want; who doesn't want what they need?
When I was a music librarian I had a horoscope one day (not a fortune from a cookie, alas) that said 'today you will have some scores to settle'.
I actually got this fortune in a cookie one day! It's on my fridge now and God's doing a pretty good job keeping his promise so far.
everyday I pray I get to meet this guy...
http://www.foundmagazine.com/find/594
...If what you want is a load of smiley faces...
Sad story -- told on ME(!)...
As I've mentioned, I'm 'gettin' on in years'. Several years ago, on my 40th birthday, I ended up taking MYSELF to lunch. (Hubby - now ex-hubby - was drinking & partying.) At my local Chinese restaurant, my frigging fortune said: "A fool at 40 is a fool indeed!"
Guess I took the fortune to heart -- he's now an ex!
Somehow I think that a smiley-face fortune would've felt better.
bleh....if God gave everyone what they want then there would be a lot of lotto winners.
I have some fortunes I have kept. My favorite:
Do that which your heart tells you.
I forgot to add "in bed"...it is said that you can add "in bed" at the end of every fortune!
Seriously, Winston, read the other comments before you type. :)
hey, i got that fortune!