September 25, 2005

In the Beastwoom
FOUND by Laurence Braun-Woodbury in Toronto, Ontario, Canada
This was found at a payphone in a downtown shopping mall.
sally in ny
I love this soo much..I want to paint it on my eyeballs
+ December 03, 2006 05:17 PM +
Joyce in Cincinnati, Ohio
What (or where) in the heck is a Beastwoom??
+ December 22, 2006 12:05 PM +
Sara in San Antonio
The Beastwoom is where you get worter, silly!
+ December 29, 2006 05:25 PM +
Beka in Washington, D.C.
In some parts of the US people pronounce "water" as "worter," (Baltimore, MD). I wonder if the misspelling is due to that or just plain ol' stupidity.
+ February 02, 2007 06:06 PM +
Erin in Indiana
This is my all time favorite. It strikes me as British, with the spelling of "worter." This never fails to get me laughing out loud. :D
+ February 13, 2007 09:39 AM +
Erin
Also, Beka, it's obviously written by a child- how could you classify his/her adorable phonetic spelling as "stupidity?" *shaking my head*
+ February 13, 2007 09:40 AM +
Tatiana in Illinois
I love this so much.
+ February 20, 2007 04:42 PM +
Anthony in Virginia
Got to love those illegals and high school dropouts who work maintenance at the mall! What masters of our language!
+ February 23, 2007 02:22 PM +
Liza in skating on the rings of saturn
beastwoom, I love it, could anyone possibly be cuter?
+ March 02, 2007 03:01 PM +
Katherine in Shithole
The hot water is not coming out of the sink in the restroom.
+ March 06, 2007 08:37 PM +
Kt in Bangor, Maine
Yeah, definitely meant "Restroom"!
+ March 25, 2007 11:38 PM +
janelle in Victoria, BC
I like to think it's the beast's womb.
+ April 01, 2007 12:26 AM +
Misty in Kansas
I'd definitely like to think that worter is some sort of amniotic fluid that produces warts beasts while still in the womb.
+ May 22, 2007 06:14 PM +
Sean in The Beastwomb
On the other hand "The Beastwoom" sounds rather sinister. Like It's some kind of death chamber in a science fiction movie.
i.e. Aliens or Hellraiser
+ June 14, 2007 11:09 PM +
Dono in Orange, CA
beastwoom = bathroom?
+ June 21, 2007 10:12 PM +
Amanda in Anaheim, CA
I work as an apartment manager, preceeding a bilingual manager, and a lot of my spanish speaking tenants have a hard time communicating (i don't speak spanish...). I can't wait to get my own "beastwoom" note someday...
+ September 20, 2007 06:28 PM +
cameron in florida
i love this. i can just hear a little boy saying it.
+ October 12, 2007 12:18 PM +
Astral in Pittsburgh
it's obviously from a child. if it was from a non english speaker who still used the same alphabet in their own language, the letters would be much better formed
+ October 21, 2007 02:27 PM +
Cori in 7th hour
I love the fact that he or she said "caming." It completes the note for me.

The hot woter is not caming of the sink in the beastwoom.

Classic.
+ December 03, 2007 03:33 PM +
Pissing my pants laughing in Seattle
I can't think of a more terrifying place to be than in the womb of a beast. and the hot water doesn't work?!?! sounds like a nightmare I've had.
+ February 07, 2008 11:38 PM +
Darcy
i am rarely creeped out by finds, but this one i am! odd, considering this one is pretty innocent. something about it just gets me. beastwoom. what a creepy word.
+ April 23, 2008 07:09 AM +
Far Queue in volution
I thought it said "the hot waiter is not coming out of the sink in the beastwoom", and imagined girls writing notes to each other in a monster-themed night club.
+ October 30, 2008 03:07 AM +
Librarian in the woodwork

I've got the same problem in MY beastwoom! What are the chances of that happening?!? Wow, small world.
+ February 20, 2010 12:31 PM +

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