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Please Flush Twice, It's a Long Way to Saint Mary's.
FOUND by Mike
in Dal University, Halifax, Canada
Found this on the wall behind the toilet in the Risley bathroom. Shows some tension between two universities close together.
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We collect FOUND stuff: love letters, birthday cards, kids' homework,
to-do lists, ticket stubs, poetry on napkins, telephone bills, doodles -
anything that gives a glimpse into someone
else's life. Anything goes...
It's a long way to Tipperary too, about three flushes.
It's even further to the SMU where the Bush presidential library is going to be planted.
They need something there in addition to his books.
Both of them.
One of which he hasn't finished coloring yet.
@ LIBRARIAN- You make me laugh out loud, everyday!!!
I just adore your posts.
.."dude. How many times do I have to flush before you go away?!?"
Today's water saving tip:
If it's yellow, let it mellow.
If it's brown, flush it down.
Is it just me or does the paper look like it has dried?
We had a little cabin near the beach with ancient toilets. My mom put a sign above it that said "Pee no, Poo do." (Kind of along the lines of John's comment above).
It might be worthwhile for the Custodial staff to look into fixing the toilets. This could seriously cut down on their water consumption. The fact that they are asking people to flush twice is ridiculously wasteful. I hope people ignored the note when it was posted.
Is the end of this notice missing?
'Custodial sentence and/or heavy fine if you don't'??
Si c'est jaune, c'est bon
Si c'est noir, au revoir
I have 5 people in my house using one potty. If you let the yellow mellow, you get an oh so vile smellow.
Cela est l'idée, Clover!
Is Custodial a person's name? Or an adjective .. custodial what? custodial staff? custodial parent? custodial custodial custodial custodial custodial custodial custodial custodial custodial
If you say it a whole bunch of times it sounds funny an if you type it a bunch of times it looks funny.
Maybe I have a fever, sorry.
John, fyi, if I remember right, that French quote came from Herb Caen's column, San Francisco, 1970s-era energy crisis.
oups! *and* if you type it a whole bunch of times
(i do have a fever)
You sound like me yesterday, Clover. We were walking by a construction area and I told my daughter to look at the new curb they put in. "...curb, curb, curb, that's a funny word, curb, curb, curb. Curb next to the side walk, walk, walk, walk, walk is a funny word too." She just kind of rolled her eyes and said that all words sound funny.
In English they do. ¿En español? ¡No!
That was a funny work to me when I was younger.
house, house, house, house, house, house, house...
And yes, typing such words over and over does make them look extremely foreign. You really start to question your reigning 2nd grade spelling bee championship after a while.
I think this find is an unfinished note (possibly written by the ADHD computer from Tuesday's find) intended for Gargamel:
Please flush toilet twice. It's a long way back to Smurf Village.
Clover, you crack me up.
As for the find, meh. Ancient jokes never die, they just show up again and again.
When I was in highschool, it was written on the wall in the john:
"Flush twice, it's a long way to the cafeteria."
You guys make me want to be sick more often.
We had auto-flush toilets at my old University, since people couldn't be counted on to flush for themselves.
Depending on what building you were in, it was either that the students "had too much on their minds," "were too stupid," or "were above such common actions."
And on the side note of words sounding strange: I just spent 20 minutes trying to explain to my supervisor the meaning of the obsolete word "fardels."
"No," I said, "it has nothing to do with bodily functions. You know the quote 'Who would fardels bare, To grunt and sweat under a weary life'?"
*Supervisor giggles*
I just gave up after a while.
good to see something from my university!
hilarious, good old robie st. high
ha.ha.ha. Look, it's middle school.
the joke is on you though.. mainly because you go to DAL..
SMU is the place to be.. sorry pal. you lucked out. Haha.
My first thought was SMU in Denten too. Oh Good Lord, another Poo find .... sorta.
http://www.poopreport.com/
Please Flush toilets twice.
The plunger's stuck.
Thanks-
The Custodial Staff
I don't get it don't get it don't get it...
What is meaning of "flush 2x b/c [some place] is far away."
Also, repetition: not nec funny.
(I abbr b/c I don't know how 2 spl.)
I meant: ? not .
what in the huh .. I'm laughing out loud and if I weren't home alone, everyone would think I wasn't sick anymore.
I don't get it repeated is the funniest one yet!
Please Flush Toilets thrice
Now the custodian is stuck in toilet
(He tried to removed the plunger)
Thanks-
The (remaining) Custodial Staff
Flush two times.. in the bathroom, it's a long waaaay....
Be nice. Flush twice. I've had to say this too many times at my house. Now that I've said it on the world wide web, I should print this up, complete with comments, and tack it up on the wall where it can be read regularly. Don't make me come in there.
Sorry to hear you're not feeling well, Clover. I hope you can take tomorrow off work and be feeling better for the weekend.
(hug)
@Holly the Homemaker, Thanks (like I need the added pressure to perform!!) :-)
Please don't bother Flushing
The Toilet's closed for repairs
Thanks-
The replacement Custodial staff
Pepper, FYI, SMU is not in Denton--it's in Dallas. (You were referring to the one on Texas, right?)
sorry... I meant "in" Texas (not enough sleep watching the Stars game until 1:30am!)