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June 29, 2008 |
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No Kissing
FOUND by Athena
in Norwich, Connecticut
I was walking to the bus after leaving my friends house when I saw this stuck in a bush.
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We collect FOUND stuff: love letters, birthday cards, kids' homework,
to-do lists, ticket stubs, poetry on napkins, telephone bills, doodles -
anything that gives a glimpse into someone
else's life. Anything goes...
This is so funny. Carl sounds like bad news on the hoof. Or, perhaps he's already dating someone else known to the writer. Lyle the enforcer to the rescue!
haha, you've been rumbled! Your secret liaison with Carl for kissing has been exposed. Now you'll have to pretend it was all innocent. And the bugger is going to be late anyway. Why does nothing work out like it's supposed to?
I'd be there at 8 if I were you, sounds like the note writer is jealous! She knows that if you are an hour late for the date, Carl will leave and never call again.
Why are you seeing Carl?--could it be because I *want* to?
"Call me if he trys to kiss you"--yeah, right, like that's gonna happen. "He better not kiss you"--what, you have a reservation? And you're gonna send in the heavies if he does, are you?
Get a life, roomie!
I think I'd be more worried about the author and Lyle trying to live my life if I were the recipient of this note. Carl and his attempts to make out are the least of this gal/guy's problems.
Why I want to know is why is the paper so crumbled and the letter are perfectly uncrumbled? That doesn't make any sense unless... this is a fake. Or the submitter could of recieved this note herself (himself)
but having this been years ago no longer has the hard copy. So they did a photoshop and here it is, a fake found. And I reasoned that out at 6:47 am!BRB I have to go pat myself on the back...
@ What What in My Butt
There are note pads made of paper that is printed to look crumpled, so in this case, the crumpling is not real, it is just printed.
And it's "could have," not "could of."
Sounds less like a parent and more like an older sister writing this note. Any responsible parent would not let their daughter go to a bar with someone they found questionable. But an older sister, who wants her younger sister to have some fun, would. But she's still hesitent about Carl, and is lettingher younger sister know that if he tries anything, older sister's boyfriend Lyle will be there to beat him up.
@nother b@d d@y for C@rl...the @ss
Why is Lyle so busy he can't get around to kicking Carl's @ss until Thursday? Why not Tuesday or Wednesday?
Wowie Zowie, what what. (or shall I call you by your regular posting name? hmm lemme guess) You're amazing. You do more by 6:47 AM than most people do all day. Don't hurt yourself patting yourself on the back.
Actually, the letters DO appear crumpled. If you look at all of the letter parts the fall on wrinkle marks, you'll notice that portion of the letters are darker. That's exactly how it shows up when you scan crumpled, then uncrumpled notes. (which reminds me, I need to have a MAJOR scanning party before my weekend runs out.)
I want to go to this bar and see if Carl tries to kiss whomever and possibly get his @ss kicked.
I wonder if it is a gay bar...
someone should kick you in the ass for using that stupid @ symbol.
not you Sammy Davis Junior Jr...if thats how you interpreted it..
Not worth the try if you aren't wearing your ass-kicking boots.
(magi, no worries)
OK, so I just wrote a note on a blue legal pad, tore out the sheet, crumpled it up, and then scanned it in color at 600 dpi. The result? The crumpling is clearly visible and the writing is unaffected.
I did this experiment to forever relieve you of the compulsion to question the authenticity of FINDs involving folded or crumpled pieces of paper.
Sincerely,
Dr. Fucking Wizard
and it's tries, not trys.
M@ybe Lyle is busy kicking other people's @sses on other d@ys
@nd h@mmer in the morning, who do you think wh@t wh@t is?
@mona
Uh, who cries "fake" more than anyone else?
say no more..
oooooooh doktorr (effin') wizzard.. you're gettin' medieval on us!
Thanks for doing your part. I shall bookmark these comments, and from this moment on, I shall refer any future questioners of Finds' validity to this day in our history.
Kisses!
I can't believe how few comments about this ripe find.
Haha! Whatwhat in my butt.. I can't remember what that's from but Matt does a little dance to it.
And Dr. Fucking Wizard, you are a little high strung.
... boogie in your butt? like Eddie Murphy?
What's with people thinking they can tell other people who they can boink and kiss? How's it go...don't hate the player hate the game.
And know what else? If you found a crumpled piece of paper and you wanted to send it in to FOUND, what would you do? You'd smooth it out as much as possible, you'd make it flat, you'd stick in in the scanner, you'd put the lid down on it. You'd still see the wrinkles because once you wrinkle paper, it's always wrinkled, but the paper is flat, still wrinkled though, when you scan it, how would you see if the writing was wrinkled, it's black, you can't tell.
stick a telephone.. in yer butt
stick a dinosaur bone.. in yer butt...
Carl is a no good ex. The note writer is trying to keep away drama and tragedy
@mon@ @nd h@mmer
of whom do you speak?
Ahahahaha!! Today's posts' are just...too random!
I may get all my personal data stolen, but by golly I'm OFFICIALLY back on here!!
Lyle must get pretty d@rn grumpy on Thursd@ys!
M@ybe C@rl h@s herpes???!? (Cooties of some kind, @nyw@y!)
3@+ $#!+, Carl, you @$$.
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Dr. Freakin Wizard, you may be a bit high strung, but you're brilliant. (you, too, Terrie.)