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October 17, 2005 |
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Back to the Old Ways
FOUND by Jonathan Shipley
in Vashon, Washington
I found this laying in a convenience store parking lot. My guess is their New Year's resolution to eat healthy is starting to wear a little thin.
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to-do lists, ticket stubs, poetry on napkins, telephone bills, doodles -
anything that gives a glimpse into someone
else's life. Anything goes...
Hope she doesn't confuse the tampons with the popsicles.
Hahaha! Ouch, Donna!
What's the bit about the Frozen Healthy..Slut????
"Frozen Healthy Shit," sounds to me like the writer doesn't enjoy cooking... even though home-cooked tends to be much more healthy than the pre-processed stuffs!
I too read Frozen Healthy Slut.
although frozen shit and wine does sound nice.
Tonic for the (maybe times) ????
Whats a Red Bull, do they sell 'um at grocery stores? (Im on the west coast now)
Isnt most healthy shit NOT frozen??? (Man I am outta touch out here)
With the itmes on this list there would be no question as to the wine...GO FOR IT!!
I think it says "limes" - Limes for a gin and tonic perhaps?
They sell Red Bull everywhere now...
AnnMarie.....where have you been? Red Bull is a popular energy drink everywhere. You know...."Red Bull gives you wings!"
"frozen healthy shit"
hahahahaha I don't know who wrote this list, but they rock!
I think this may be my shopping list...
I like how it starts out optimistic with the diet coke and frozen healthy shit/slut... and then descends into "wine?"
Yeah, if you add "chocolate" then this is pretty much what I live on.
Healthy Choice is a popular brand of low-fat frozen dinners. It really does look like she wrote Healthy Slut, so maybe she thinks that mainly women who are trying to just attract men eat them.
she's pms-ing, bloated, stressed out, and she needs to get cute for a date tomorrow night. load up on those diet pills my dear. just maybe skip the diet coke, that is a lot of caffeine...
My old roomie was actually battling an eating disorder, and often times her lists looked much like this one. Who knows.
This reminds me of something my sister might write.
this looks like something an alocholic-anoretic's shopping list.
i doubt she's anorexic since there are tampons on the list. but you gotta love this list. i bet that last bullet point with nothing next to it is for chocolate. mmmmm- frozen healthy shit, wine, and chocolate!!
It obviously says healthy shit...no one writes an L like that. It looks to me like she's trying...you can buy frozen veggies with no preservatives. And it's better wine than Jack!
This seems like a typical, college girl's grocery list. I thought of my 20-year-old cousin when reading it. She's the kind of person who'd write "frozen healthy shit." I laughed.
lol @ "Frozen Healthy Slut" and getting the "popsickels" mixed up with tampons. That sounds like one Frozen Healthy Slut to me!
"It obviously says healthy shit...no one writes an L like that."
I write all my L's like that... It definitely says "shit" though, because you can see the faint dot over the I.
I buy the "Lean Cuisine" frozen meals all the time, but I always eat, like, three, which kind of undoes any of the "Lean" part of the name for me.
"I buy the 'Lean Cuisine' frozen meals all the time, but I always eat, like, three, which kind of undoes any of the "Lean" part of the name for me. "
I just realized how terribly written that is...
My bad.
I dunno, I regularly dot my "u's".
*rolls eyes*
Higgy ftw, best comment ever. made me laugh way way too loud. and eve for second place.
Frozen Healthy Shit! That's great!
lol@ popsicles, tampons, etc. what a funky list