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Puffy Samples
FOUND by Kate S.
in Austin, Texas
Note found on the escalator in the Phoenix Airport.
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We collect FOUND stuff: love letters, birthday cards, kids' homework,
to-do lists, ticket stubs, poetry on napkins, telephone bills, doodles -
anything that gives a glimpse into someone
else's life. Anything goes...
MC + UW = True Love.
I'm glad I'll be with you for life. Have a good flight!
Puffy Samples?
google spit this out..
http://www.the411online.com/news34.html
but where's Puffy Samples?
toy heaven would suggest that she has lost a favorite old toy.
Perhaps her flight is to whisk her away to meet her Intended- at this point in her life, it is time to say goodbye to the trappings of childhood and become an adult. At least we know that Puffy will be happy in Toy Heaven.
Or maybe the flight is for Puffy, and he's being sent to a wonderful toy museum, where he will be adored by hundreds every day! That would indeed, be Toy Heaven!
(wonder what toy hell is like.)
i'll bet there are some women who have puffy samples under their eyes in the morning.
Not surprisingly, but MY toy heaven looks a little different than this....
Maybe it was some toy that security wouldn't let on the plane so they had to leave it. Samples could refer to sample-size bottles of some liquid, but that doesn't explain the toy aspect. Maybe that bubble-liquid stuff went into some toy.
Puffy Samples sounds like the name of a kitty cat (perhaps one owned by P. Diddy or Sean Combs or whatever name he is going by these days).
More disturbing than the untimely demise of cherished toy is an orangutan kissing the foot of a bird?! Maybe toy heaven isn't all that it's cracked up to be.
Ninth!
I think the baby orangutan is kissing (or groomin) another orangutan that seems to have lost its head - a metaphor for what happened to puffy?
It seems odd that the top of the found is a flight number, arrival/departure - an adult kind of reminder, while the bottom is about a toy. Maybe the person was somewhere in between - a bit like hugo's thoughts.
looks like puffy samplas, to me, and its a name of some stuffy.
Unworthy, i dont think i want to know what your toy heaven looks like. It kinda scares me a little.
Hey it's no scarier than Hotmom's...lol.
If anyone knows where to find a stack of this stationary, please let me know ASAP.
Puffy Samples is now in spirits. For life. Sounds like toy heaven to me!
WHY IN THE HELL WOULD YOU WRITE A MISS-YOU NOTE TO A PET ON YOUR FLIGHT REMINDER?
PS- I WAS LOOKING FORWARD TO AN INSULT FROM ROB REGARDING MY EMPLOYMENT AT AN AIRPORT AS A SECURITY GUARD. IT'S JUST TOO FUCKING BAD THAT YOU LACK A DECENT SENSE OF HUMOR.
QUICK, ROB, SHOW ME AN EMOTIONAL OUTBURST. YOU'RE AS GOOD ABOUT THOSE AS A FEMALE PASSING BLOOD CLOTS
samplas is obviously puffy's last name.
Well , I was about to wonder why a teddy bear eulogy was on a flight reminder , but I'm distracted by Salt's comment above .
Anyway... R.I.P Puffy Samples ! Cute name ! I had a doll named Dippy Dody .
I read it as Puffy Sampias, as in his last name was Sampias. Maybe I read it that way because i have a friend with that last name.
Wow! Starting another day with eloquence from the man of my dreams.
I used to "lose" my stuffed animals on purpose because I thought they were alive and would come home when they were done exploring.
But I had no concept of a "toy heaven", my parents just told me they turned into real animals...
I wonder what kind of animal Puffy Samples will become?
I think the kid lost their Puffy on the flight.
I thought puffy samples as in kleenex, after all something is in toy heaven and yes Mona Lisa, it would be scary. Welcome back!
you are = you're. YOU'RE!!!! Get it?!? No, I didn't THINK SO!!!!
Speaking of heaven, for heaven's sake, if you are writing a contraction for YOU ARE you write YOU'RE! Not YOUR. Getting it wrong makes you look like an idiot.
I wonder how expensive these flights to toy heaven are nowadays? A four hour flight isn't so bad.
Maybe this person's kid lost their toy on the flight. You know, forgot it in the seat or something. So the dutiful mother, to stop the kid crying, writes a Eulogy for poor Puffy.
What's the monkey doing?
I think the monkey is probably a zombie monkey, and it's eating brains.
Braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiins.
Monkey LOVE Pepper!
What I meant was...
Monkey LOVE, Pepper! Monkey LOVE Pepper has a totally different connotation.
Oh, it's about Puffy Sampras, Pete's little brother. Puffy had a fantastic squash career, but as is so often the case, his acomplishments were overshadowed by his elder sibling's success with a much more popular sport.
In March of 1994, Puffy, having finally had enough of playing second fiddle to his big brother, ran a hose from his car's tailpipe into one of those fish-tanky squash courts, locked himself in, and happily went to sleep forever.
(And in case you were wondering, the reason Puffy went to toy heaven instead of regular heaven is so he could spend eternity playing with the prototype for Todd McFarlane's "Puffy Sampras" figurine, which, for obvious reasons, never saw the light of day.)
Puffy Samples was my porn name.
This find is so odd it's CREEPY!
(First one to say that today!)
Probably the most interesting thing about it, it's the 2nd find this week written on "monkey" paper!
Maybe Puffy was a cat or dog, and it is in pet toy heaven.
In that case, this is also the 2nd dead pet find this week (my theory was the dog in pix yesterday was dead too!)
Creepy and Spooky!
"Hey lady! Suck my puffy samples!"
...or perhaps it is Junior Samples' more successful rap brother Puffy Samples, who died tragically in a drive by shooting from a rival label.
Turbo that was dumb.
I know. But it sho' felt good.
I'm taking my husband to the airport this afternoon!
I'm afraid of monkeys - ever since I saw The Wizard of Oz. And I don't care for escalators either.
Did Puffy Samplas get sucked into the escalator?
Vetta- who gives a fuck????
seriously. i agree with ANIMAL. i don't give. a fuck.
Unworthy - I bet my toy heaven looks a lot like yours...most people are scared.
"Puffy Samples" - I love it!
Great name for a cat or dog.....the last name makes it.
Goofy monkey notepad.
Oh Mister Puffy Samples! Jimmy Choos are NOT a toy! You have your own.
Very bad....very bad indeed.
This find is simply intriguing.
What the hell ?!?
I've got nothing. Just....weird.
Creepy!
It's definitely Puffy Samplas. I wonder if her last name is Samplas. I'm intruigued by the flight info that imples a big girl, and the missing toy in toy heaven that implies a little girl. Or maybe she is 12ish and is flying by herself, and they wouldn't let her toy on the plane. That's so mean, not letting a little girl take her toy. What is she, a suicide bomber?
intrigued, implies. I shouldn't read/post right after I wake up.
I prefer getting fucks over giving fucks any day.
Pepper, the paper is ripped, but I think the monkey is hugging and kissing the cheek of a half-missing monkey.
It seems odd that somebody who is old/responsible enough to write down plane itineraries (and know to abbreviate arrival and departure) would not know how to spell "you're" and would still be playing make believe with stuffed animals.
What in the world is Vetta talking about?
Sounds like somebody wants to brag about their non-existent sex life. First of all you don't get or give "fucks." Fucking is an act, a verb. And it usually takes two people, that are both participating at the same time, for it to be fucking. Which would mean that both people have the equal number of fucks, not one partner receiving more than the other.
It's definately 'samples,' using the first 'a' in the word for comparison. Perhaps they are referring to the fact that Puffy samples music on his albums. But why would they be in toy heaven? I think this is a teenage girl's handwriting.
There are adults who don't know the correct usage of your and you're. A LOT of adults.
Only's right. Congratz SALT, your blood clot comment had me saying "wow". What a thing to see first thing in the morning.Way to upstage a eulogy.
I think that monkey is holding another monkey but the head of the other monkey seems to be missing. I wonder who cut off the head?
i love you salt. i think you're funny. other people are too sensitive. blood clots are hilarious. please marry me. i'll let you touch my boobs.
oh, and they're huge. some might even say, "bazooms"
It looks like Puffy Samplas to me, but Sampras is a last nane, whereas I couldn't find Samplas in the directory. The reference to Toy heaven makes me think Puffy was a dog -- a "toy" breed. And the animal at the top of the page looks like a baby orangutan cuddling another one which has its head torn off. Poor baby orangutan.
When I was very little I had a yellow stuffed rabit that was made by Puffkins toy company. The haven't made them like that in about 20 years but the company is still around.
http://www.4-collectors.com/puffkins/
The site even says Puffkin Heaven.
I dislike everything about this find. I really cannot stand the paper, as I am repulsed by orangutans. Puffy Samples is a stupid name for anything. Even the comments are lame today.
SALT's clot comment was the best thing about it, so far.
But, I'll keep reading, waiting for something exciting to happen...
http://www.thejunglestore.com/Monkey-Note-Card-Set-
Isn't this the same design?
Flargy, that was an awesome story. I have a lot more respect for squash players and the pressure they have on them to succeed.
Sand, you're right. Its definitely an "e".
Puffy Samples - What the fuck? What a great find for today. Enigmatic and non-sequitor. Love it.
it looks like it is the same design, which answers the question about what exactly the Orangutan is doing. I like this find a lot. And, as someone else said, I think it was probably written by a mother to calm a very sad child over the loss of his/her toy.
PS. the blood clot comment was a little graphically gross, yet also enlightening.
Looks like it, but there are more flowers on this find. Same monkeys though. Or Orangutans - whatever.
http://cgi.ebay.com/2-NEW-BABY-ORANGUTAN-MONKEY-LIN
If at first Google fails, try, try EBay.
Perhaps the other monkey's head came off when this sheet was carelessly ripped off the memo pad.
I'm tired, hungover and bored. So I came here to read comments. They all seem to be tired, hungover and bored too. Even my comment. I just fell asleep writing this.
SAND IS AN INTUITIVE MASTER
Good one Salt!
Just kidding.
That could be because we're hungover and bored. Its Friday, what'd you expect?
It seems that we all have exciting jobs like SALT and chillaxin.
You found it Sand. Good sleuthing. You get a gold star for the day!
True. True. However, as much as my job bores me, they're serving us beer in an hour and a half. Jealous? I thought so.
I'M WITH YOU GUYS. I'M CONSIDERING GOING HOME I FEEL SO ILL
Go home, and drink some more. That's my thinking. I've been drunk for 2 years, it's pretty much the best decision I ever made.
Yep. Insanely jealous.
2 years, eh? That's gotta be a new record. I knew a girl who stayed drunk for a week and three days. You beat her hands down. No wonder you're so witty.
Puffy Samples was the love child of Junior Samples and Puffy Combs. It's a miracle that they got this one by the tabloids, guess it'll be a headline tomorrow.
Witty? Really? Typically people use words like, "unstable" and "incoherent" to describe me. I like your thoughts better.
Who is Junior Samples? Is that a British celebrity? I hope so. They're like our celebrities, except they talk pretty.
My feet hurt. I decided to wear heels to my interviews and tottered around the city like a moron all day.
I'm pretty sure I have A.D.D., in addition to my drinking problem.
Wow, I've been impostered! How exciting. However, not a very interesting find today. No one has even come close to even making a good senario out of it, usually we can count on atleast Rex or Unworthy for a good mental picture of how this note was written. Get to work, people.
Ok, I was impostered again. That's a tad bit annoying. But, yes, SALT, I do pride myself on my intuitiveness. Like this note was probably written with some kind of Sharpie and not a fine point pen. How's that for masterful sleuthing?
I WASN'T AWARE THAT SHARPIE'S MARKERS COME IN A SHADE OF PURPLE, SAND
ASFHSDLFKKKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSGG
They come in all colors.
Norma Jean and sand, sure you've been impostered, such a good out when you've just said something really lame. Which is pretty common from you two.
herve, I told you I don't pick on midgets, but I want to remind you of the media with which you are communicating. I didn't 'say' anything. And since you point that out, you are probably the perp.
What is a "craw" exactly?
Another thing, herve. Get a life in the circus.
stick in (one's) craw
To cause one to feel abiding discontent and resentment.
My bad, forget it sand. I'm just stupid, I know what that means. It means butt crack.
um, that circus comment. not mine, obviously since I can't post two things at one time. unless I was really talented or something.
Hey plastic, Junior Samples was a country comedian and a regular on the TV show Hee Haw.
http://www.heehaw.com/cast.html
http://www.windowsmedia.com/Mediaguide/Templat
The mental picture of he and Puffy Combs producing a "love child" is HYSTERICAL!
Too funny Rube!
Rube, can't quit laughing. Spit coffee on my compter screen. Best thing typed all day.
euphemistically, it may mean buttcrack, but literally 'A pouchlike enlargement of a bird's gullet in which food is partially digested or stored for regurgitation to nestlings.'
So I guess there really is an impersonator. The day I write things like, "OMG" is the day I drive a pencil into my right eye.
and that was definately not Kitten.
WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME THAT HERVE WAS A MIDGET?
herve villechaise, SALT, remember? from Fantasy Island.
didn't he shoot himself?
Oh! I spaced - How did the interviews go, Plastic? Anything good?
I wonder if its the same person impersonating everyone. All of the impersonated comments have the same dull, snotty quality to them.
DOESN'T RING A BELL
Yeah, I think the midget actor killed himself. Not sure how. I remember hearing something on NPR about it though.
yes, he did shoot himself
They went pretty good. The first one was better than the second. That guy was kind of a douche. One of his questions was, "Do you believe in luck?" I almost punched him in the eye but instead I said, "I think people make their own luck." and flipped him off. Just kidding I didn't do the flipping off part.
So we shall see next week, cross your fingers for me!
Okay I'm off to get drunk on the company dime. Not that you care.
Thank you guys for keeping me entertained and please have yourself a nice weekend.
Sincerely,
Me
i have to agree about the impostor, the same juvenile, monosyllabic, boring, flavour to all of them. I wonder if he/she is on some kind of mood altering medication?
good luck, plastic. you need a reference? i'm sure SALT could give you a good one.
reference for a job? or reference to a bar?
I hope you missed me.
HA
Well good luck Plastic. Have one for us, eh! Have a good weekend too.
Yeah, Mona, he/she is probably stoned stupid and thinks he/she is just hilarious. That or lithium....
I see the imposter as a monkey twirling his finger in his own feces. He's trying to stir up some shit, but the only one getting stinky is him.
Y'all like that? I just made that up.
Dee plane!
You guys start drinking on Thursday? Explains A LOT.
THAT'S WHY YOU WRITE DUMB SHIT LIKE "DEE PLANE" AND WE ARE ACTUALLY INTERESTING.
no, imposter, you are not interesting.
SALT in my craw hmm?
You are about as interesting as a pimple on my grandma's ass.
SALT's blood clot imagery has inspired me...
imposter clicked the wrong thing on his autocomplete.
Yeah. Imposterer. SALT would never say "WE are interesting."
Only having access to those low tech black-and-white CRT-style office security computers would explain the all-caps.
LOL! Yeah, I like it sand. Very fitting.
Doesn't it though? I think it's cause we're so bored. Well, really, this is an anomaly. I have friends visiting. And so it happened.
A young woman, early twenties, serious arrested development problems, lost one of her stuffed animals at the baggage claim, it was tore to shreds by a drug sniffing dog, cuz in addition to arrested development, she's got some serious drug addiction problems, drug addiction problems so bad she inadvertedly dumps her coke all over her stuffed animals sometimes and forgets about it, so she's sobbing over the tore up stuffed animal, named after Sean Puff Daddy Combs, cuz when she got the thing, a purple hippopotomus she said to herself, what is really cool? Puffy's beats and rhymes, that's what's really cool, i'm gonna name this stuffed hippo after the samples that Puffy uses in his awesome wicked cool songs, then she snorted some coke and thus the hippo was named, years later the incident at the airpost happens and she's crying and picking up the bits of stuffing and the SALTy security gaurd just stands by laughing and making mysogynist comments, attempting to look up her skirt cuz it's been years since any woman has consensually allowed him to see her panties without payment and she then decides that Puffy Samples needs a memorial, and what do they do when someone gets hit by a drunk in her neighborhood? they do the same thing that they do when someone flies some planes into some buildings, they write sappy notes and flowers and stuffed animals and lean them up against the site of the incident, so seeing as how she just got off this LONG flight and hasn't ingested any mood-altering substances for like, hours, and this heavy shit just went down with her favorite stuffed animal, and she really needs to score, and the idea of buying a new stuffed animal in the airport gift shop to commemorate the loss of her old stuffed animal seems kinda twisted, she decides to just bust out a purple sharpie and write a little note on the pad of paper she was using to keep track of how long she would have to go without any drugs and then she leans that up against the baggage claim and then jerks SALT off for a few bucks so she can score some blow. End of story. Hope you liked it. HAve a nice weekend.
You barely made it Rex! And man was that a long post. A bit much to trudge through on a Friday afternoon, but entertaining all the same.
While you didn't specify as to the exact handicap, I kept visualizing some downs syndrome lady snorting coke in an airport bathroom clutching a purple hippo. Classic!
Thanks for waiting, Wicked. Let's compare....
SALT, LEAVE ME ALONE! I'M SICK OF YOUR EMAILS AND SO IS MY HUSBAND!
WE'RE NOT GOING TO HAVE A THREE-SOME WITH YOU, SO QUIT ASKING AND FUCK RIGHT OFF!!!!!!!!!!
Once upon a time about 3 months ago, I used to regularly log on to this site to marvel at the 'finds' and to read clever and witty comments by the clever and witty people that posted their ideas. I am not going to bother any more as it has turned into a platform for the small minded idiots who regularly write here to toot their own trumpets! I am bored senseless by inane banter between a collection of rather pathetic individuals who seem to just want to shock everyone.
I am aware that the 'find' itself is only a small part of this site now, and what a great shame that is. Funny and clever comments are now few and far between, and it has turned into Salt versus a collection of fools who reply to his stupid comments and try to be ruder and cruder than he is. As I said before, what a great shame.
I will now go watch paint dry as it is more entertaining!
I'm sorry, but that's such a crock. Somebody comes by to say that same tired thing everyday. I've been coming to this site since way before they even had comments and I know nothing of these, oh so thought provoking comments of used to be. The comments are not in a position where you have to read them, maybe you are already so jaded by your negative attitude that you can't appreciate the humor, sarcasm, or silliness in which most of the comments are presented. If so, that's your problem and nobody else's. If all you can do is belly-ache into the comment box, then you are no better than those you bitch about.
Lulu - As a general rule, while reading the comments, just stop reading as soon as you see ALL CAPS. That's when it all gets so very tiresome. Before then, the water's usually fine. Although you'll still find "creepy" and "judgenmental" (sic) in there.
S.A.L.T. Stupid Adolescent Little Twit
Puffy don't sample anymore. Only use original beats. Oh, and samples of unfamous bands.
Lulu , good you're not reading the comments anymore . Or are you ?
I admit Salt's " passing clots "comment was vile even for him , and a few people are really scraping the bottom trying to get compliments , but it's all in fun .Boredom breaking fun , happy fun , mean fun or trainwreck fun , whatever .
All k, why do you put your space before the punctuation, not after it?
And how is Salt emailing I hate salt in the sea? Our email addresses aren't made public.
Imposter
Because I'm dyslexic and I get mixed up .
What DOESN'T Puffy sample?!
Fuck typing class .
You are all so nice here and that makes me fill at home in here. Are you mostly Christian?
Herve, that's got to be one of the weirdest posts I've seen here.
R. I. P. Puffy Samples Comments.
It's time for tomorrow's FIND. See you on the other side.
Christina, I think maybe someone was stupid enough to actually e-mail the address he's posted, and now they're getting spammed....
Or they're just making it up to be funny.
Herve is conducting sociological research here on the Found board. He is attempting to learn American Culture by studying the commenters here. I myself am mostly Agnostic. Also, I'm a little bit country, and a little bit rock and roll.
I'm so sad that I looked up all the airlines that fly in and out of Phoenix to find out where she was going or coming from. I couldn't find a flight 2644 with an 8:05 departure. I guess it really was a flight to Toy Heaven.
It still bugs me that someone is using my name. Are you too unoriginal to come up with your own? Such a pity.
Lulu, don’t give up.
Will you marry me??
(just checking that you’re still here!)
Try surfing the very old finds where nobody used to comment very much and it’s nice and quiet.
I keep thinking Puffy Samples is in Hevan (sic) with Shadow – see
http://www.foundmagazine.com/comments/1048 – still my favourite Find.
*sigh*
I know I have a pad of paper with the same decoration around my house somewhere... strange!
PS Lulu -- you CAN watch paint dry! Here you go:
http://www.mirimgs.com/webcam/paint.html
xx