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September 26, 2007 |
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Get on Board!
FOUND by Andria
in Springfield, Illinois
I was walking out of my local grocery store one evening when this caught my eye. I'm hoping it belonged to the vehicle of some rockin' lesbians, heading out on a road trip to the nearest PrideFest. But part of me thinks that it may have been placed on someone's car as a prank. I'm hoping for the former.
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We collect FOUND stuff: love letters, birthday cards, kids' homework,
to-do lists, ticket stubs, poetry on napkins, telephone bills, doodles -
anything that gives a glimpse into someone
else's life. Anything goes...
I saw this sign on the teeter-totter in the playground at "Pridefest In The Park" in '93.
Yeah, my kids think it's totally gay that I post on this board.
I was 1st!
BTW... It could also be an old Northwestern Coastal Native American Salmon Recipe, whose original name is now thought to be politically incorrect and is therefore no longer used.
Woohoo it's fun to be the find of the day! Enjoy everybody...and send in your own finds!
I get it! Like baby on board... but... uh...lesbians.
loves it!
I think you are right that this was a "lesbians on a road trip to PrideFest" sign....prank type messages (even harmless ones) are usually more aggressive in nature. My car was shoe polished with "Gay Driver" across the front and back windows as a prank so I see the two color "creative" design of the sign as happy and positive so I hope the girls had a great time at PrideFest!!
Long before they got famous, my husband was the only guy at an Indigo girls concert...the friends we went with made us honorary lesbians. Bring on the PRIDE!
Thank you Andria!
Lesbians have the neatest handwriting!
Maybe they are from the island of Lesbos.
It's obviously French: "Les bians." But what is the English for "bians"? I don't recognize the word....
This was from a bus loads of naughty lesbians from my films.
Now days we just put a rainbow sticker on our vehicles to identify ourselves to others.
Yeah, Animal. And we want the rainbow back, ok? It went so nicely with our fairies, puppies, kittens and unicorns. Go back to your two-colored signs.
To children, what two-colored signs???
Please see picture above comments.
Silly children, those aren't our colors!
This totally makes my day.
Nice.
So do you get to park in a special place if that's in your window?
HOW DID THE FOUND MAGAZING DOT COM FIND A MORE SOPORIFIC FIND THAN THE BULLSHIT SHOVED AT US YESTERDAY
Uh oh, look out, SALT's using his word of the day calendar again.
Oh, but Salt, there are no boring finds, only boring comments, blah, blah, blah. But extra points for using a word other than boring.
Does that mean the breeders are in the trunk? Bitch ass dykes......
(reference to another find. Don't get your dildo in a twist)
NEVER EXPLAIN YOURSELF, TURBO
I like to keep my breeders in the trunk. That way i know where they are when i need them.
just wondering..why is it that the lesbians claimed the rainbow? Does that mean they get the pot of gold, too? Or who does that belong to.
the leprechauns.
where can I get one of those twisted dildos?
WOMEN AREN'T BREAD WINNERS, WHY WOULD THEY NEED A POT OF GOLD?
If I could, I would answer your question, Mona, but I truely do not know how it started. And where can I get one of the twisted dildos as well.
Turbo, if you have any contact information for the twisted dildos of which you spoke, please post it. It appears that they are in demand.
Let me explain where you might find a twisted dildo. I would try "Good Vibrations" in San Francisco, where the sun shines on the gays.
..I WOULD TRY ANY FUCKING SEX TOY NOVELTY SHOP IN ANY CITY IN THE UNITED STATES
Great, now I have to go download some Indigo Girls for my Ipod's play list today...
The rainbow flag did NOT originally belong to us homos. I assume some campy Jack-esque (from Will & Grace) dingbat of a gay guy inhereted enough money to make a bunch of stickers and pins, and thought that it was a just faaaaaabulous idea. The rainbow flag once belonged to basic human rights. I wish they would take it back.
I prefer the pink triangle, something given to us by the Nazis, which actually says something, such as "They tried to kill us off, but couldn't. And we still persevere."
Oh, and not for nothin', but could we all agree as a species that a backwards three is not an E? Thanks.
Lesbians Unbored
IT IS IN CURSIVE, GAY DAVE
Dave, you can blame the lesbians in the Taco Bell marketing department for the backwards three.
Uulargh, this is not Perez Hilton, okay? We do not bicker about and preen over who posted first.
This find is gay.
Just like Jesus.
http://foundmagazine.com/find/186. Speaking of lebians, check out this find.
Turbo: If your going to San Francisco, make sure to wear some flowers in your hair dude.
I know what's going on.
Let's recap:
This whole time Patrice thinks that Semmi is the Prince of Zamunda, and that Akeem is his servant. Patrice finds out, after Mr. McDowell sees that Akeem "has HIS OWN MONEY", that it is really Lisa who is in love with the prince. Then Darryl Jenks is totally shut out with his Jheri Curl and crappy roses.
No that's the plot from Eddie Murphy's Coming to America. Wrong Message Board dude.
I was the best character in that movie.
You Moo's sure can party!
scenario 2: following a favorable response to the introduction of furr burgers to the campaign refreshments, the campaign manager pens a quick note to the gubernatorial candidate. hunh, hunh. I said goober.
Wow, Sean Sherlock in Rockville, did ya google that or go straight to imdb.com?Maybe your sarcasm just doesn't translate....
Cool find! Not one spelling or grammatical error.
No that came straight from the memory banks upstairs. Why do you ask? Why hasn't FOUND chose any of my delicious finds? I have sent in a variety. They all were plenty tastier than this week's spread.
so leave.
Terry, au contrair, mon frere. There is a grammatical error. No punkshurayshun. Is this the end of the statement? Who can tell? Perhaps it continues on another sheet. Lesbians on board the S. S. Minnow. Now wouldn't that have been a good show?
lesbians on board the soul train...
lesbians on board the love boat...
hmmmm...
I find it most strange that all of the recent finds have 100+ comments on them whereas, the older, more excellent ones have 10 comments at most. So if you are dissatisfied with the new discoveries, you should travel back to 2001 with us and start new discussions on these most excellent finds.
can I get a ride?
Turbo, thanks for the only actually funny comment today. Well, you and Louie Anderson.
And also, just because no one else has said it:
Creepy!
I had to have a conversation with 4 fourth graders in school today about why we shouldn't call people and things "gay", and why it's bad.
It was rough. This just cheered me up. A lot.
Thanks, lesbians :)
Jessica: Did you mean a ride with the lesbians or a ride with Bill & Ted?
jimmy: I post comments on the find first. stupid questions second.
It amuses me that yikes is so very annoyed by the posts...yet continues to READ AND COMMENT on them. I wonder, does yikes perhaps have a favorite brick wall that s/he passes daily, solely for the purpose of a good head-bang? Or an ice pick handy to poke his/her own eyeball periodically?
oh I think it was a perfect good question, although I would attribute the increase in the number of comments to FOUND's growth in popularity over time. Or perhaps people just don't have lives anymore (myself included)
Lighten up please.
-Louie Anderson, Sean S, Hippie in the Microbus, Ron Jeremy, Bill & Ted, crawfish,
I teach h.s. and if I had a nickel for every time a student said something was gay . . . My standard response is, "I didn't realize books (or whatever was the object of despise du jour) had sexual preferences."
Shelly: Your right these days its used pretty liberally among youth. It's become more of a synonym for something they think is weird or uncool. I just ignore it. I don't think it's meant necessarily aa an attack on GLBT preference.
Reminds me of my friend. She rides a giant tricycle and refers to herself as "the Dyke on the Trike."
Shelley, I like 'despise du jour'. Subject of a new column -- Hate of the Day? Oh no, don't even think about it.
Jimmy, it was all us new guys directed here from PostSecret. Plus insomnia in my case (and/or absence of A Life).
Not that I have anything to say about this Find (or yesterday's).
Goodnight all xx
There are fewer comments as the day goes on.
If one continues to use other's handles you will be banned forever!
Sorry for being a troll James, I just got bored at worked and got caught up in all the fun. In my defense all of my handles are of my own creation.
I think Found only recently introduced the comment boards, which is why the older, better finds have so few comments. (It's been a year or less, I believe.) Those who are easily bored, be warned: some of the older finds are "boring" too.
As for the co-opting of the rainbow for Homosexual symbolism.. I'm in agreement with All the Children... I had to explain to my 2nd grader what a "Lezzie" is, and why some of the 4th graders were calling her that, simply because she had cute little rainbow stickers adorning her notebook. Kinda bummin'.
Once upon a time at some Dead Shows in Oakland, a bunch of people were stickering people, places and things with Steal Your Face stickers with pink triangles and the phrase "ain't no time to hate". I still have a couple of those perfectly faaabulous stickers. (before that, I had no idea about pink triangles, rainbow triangles, triangles with points up, points down, etc.)
in my high school no one calls anything gay. or at least its not cool to. but maybe thats because we are a very progressive public high school. you know, us hippies from berkeley.
I sho' want IN on that road trip!
Isn't "fucking sex toy" redundant?
Thank you FOUND for removing all the offensive SALT posts.
I would like to acknowledge the enormous restraint shown by Turbo today in not repeating his joke about how to get a one-armed lesbian out of a tree. I know it must have been hard.
"it must have been hard"? LMAO
What is with you guys and your fantasies about lesbians? hahaha
Jeez, Holly, I was being respectful. Lesbians are so together, you know? They just have a way of staying on top of it. Men appreciate that.
Yeah, but they're not on top of MEN!
But that's our fantasy. To be rode hard and put up wet by some tight-bodied little dyke. Do Not Disturb - Lesbians on Board!
My fantasy is to find a lesbian trapped in a man's body....
Heh-heh. Taco Belle. Think outside the bun. Heh-heh. Good one, Turbo.
dang i hope they were hot
dang i hope they were hot