October 29, 2005

Believe That
FOUND by Debbie in Richmond, Virginia
Nathan in Yuma, AZ
Apparently George doesn't have a lot to offer intellectually.
+ December 04, 2006 05:00 PM +
Jessica in a book on Reading Rainbow
He is most likely foreign.
+ February 07, 2007 11:17 PM +
Maggie in your pants
I would date him.^^
+ May 20, 2007 07:22 AM +
Jordan in Australia
I love how his name is on the end as an afterthought... as if he's not sure that the other person will know exactly who this note is from.
Oh, and Happy Holidays.
(I love the bitterness of that)
+ June 10, 2007 03:07 AM +
Lou in Canada
I have a foreign boyfriend and communicating through emails can be quite confusing because he writes like that even though he talks much better.
+ August 05, 2007 09:32 AM +
Turbo in the Thunderdome
I really hope George keeps his wang in his pants. It would suck if he had offspring.
+ August 06, 2007 01:31 PM +
some luck lady in george's distant memory

I like how, on second thought, he capitalized ThaT.

This reads like CaveMan talk. (and not those civilized Geico CaveMen, either. the good old fashioned grunting ones.)
+ October 10, 2007 08:11 PM +
Jonathan in finded myself
'In finded yourself or the person you need in your life I see it not me!' Great breakup note.
+ October 24, 2007 07:58 AM +
jamochie in dallas
I love that he spelled "a lot" correctly. Do you have any idea how many people screw that up?
+ December 05, 2007 01:37 AM +
Gin in Tonic
Uukkkay.... whoah... that was hard to read! (and I'm an immigrant!).
+ March 17, 2008 08:57 AM +
Crystal in Cracktown Selling Donuts For a Fix
My God.
+ March 26, 2008 12:48 PM +
siankhan in Wales!
The tiny 'from george' is fantastic
+ April 24, 2008 10:50 AM +
Ally
I find it hard to believe that this guy's name is "George".
+ April 28, 2008 12:48 PM +
Flargy in New Haven, CT
Based on the level of incoherence, I'm betting that the George in question is George "The Animal" Steele.
+ June 16, 2008 12:59 PM +
FrankD in DC
Lady!! ... great stuff
+ July 03, 2008 02:31 PM +
Twilight in the sky
I'm pretty sure this is a follow-up note to a break up. He's trying to tell her that he doesnt know why she broke up with him. I know george sounds like a tard on paper, and he's probably not super hot, otherwise she'd still be with him. I'll date you george - we'll skip the notes and the emails so i dont get confused.
+ July 15, 2008 03:00 PM +
jennie in the garden of oblivion
"Fresh out of jail. That first cigarette. Oh, cruel fate, how dare thee rain upon my parade. Got to get that dead hooker out of her shallow, hastily-dug grave before she starts to smell. I miss the sweetness of my lovers' neck, the sound of the baby I never met crying, fresh cotton candy at the state fair, the rustling of silk underclothes" THAT'S what the back of the photo says. Rumination.
+ July 18, 2008 12:31 PM +
amber in indiana
I think he's foreign for sure.

Maybe his name isn't said like the American George.. but the g's make the h sound (hore-hay)

+ October 06, 2008 12:33 AM +
Jeanette in defense of George
I love that he is sticking up for himself and how much he has to "ofer." It's true no matter HOW awful your writing is. This is really cute!

And I loooove "Happly Holday." :)
+ December 05, 2008 10:54 AM +
MacEviL in your pants
Wow. She dodged a bullet with that one.
+ March 18, 2009 04:52 AM +
Not much to offer in the way of linguistics.
Good for her, forget that dumbass. Please chlorinate the gene pool. It's got too much stupidity in it.
+ June 02, 2009 03:35 PM +
Jersgram in Haubstadt, IN
Well so poor George couldn't spell - apparently he doesn't have a girl either.
+ June 12, 2009 11:57 PM +
Biff in a Skiff in Florida
George kant spel gooder of all da peepel
+ July 08, 2009 07:14 PM +
bee in your bonnet
My guess is that George is deaf. I know a lot of deaf people who communicate perfectly in ASL, but the written word is not their friend. I have received notes like this (not the content) from very intelligent deaf people.
+ August 21, 2009 10:51 AM +
Atuned in SV, AZ
Bee...I was going to comment the exact same thing. As I was reading the note prior to looking at any comments, I automatically thought a deaf person had written this. Good call.
+ October 07, 2009 12:59 PM +

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