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October 29, 2005 |
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We collect FOUND stuff: love letters, birthday cards, kids' homework,
to-do lists, ticket stubs, poetry on napkins, telephone bills, doodles -
anything that gives a glimpse into someone
else's life. Anything goes...
Apparently George doesn't have a lot to offer intellectually.
He is most likely foreign.
I would date him.^^
I love how his name is on the end as an afterthought... as if he's not sure that the other person will know exactly who this note is from.
Oh, and Happy Holidays.
(I love the bitterness of that)
I have a foreign boyfriend and communicating through emails can be quite confusing because he writes like that even though he talks much better.
I really hope George keeps his wang in his pants. It would suck if he had offspring.
I like how, on second thought, he capitalized ThaT.
This reads like CaveMan talk. (and not those civilized Geico CaveMen, either. the good old fashioned grunting ones.)
'In finded yourself or the person you need in your life I see it not me!' Great breakup note.
I love that he spelled "a lot" correctly. Do you have any idea how many people screw that up?
Uukkkay.... whoah... that was hard to read! (and I'm an immigrant!).
My God.
The tiny 'from george' is fantastic
I find it hard to believe that this guy's name is "George".
Based on the level of incoherence, I'm betting that the George in question is George "The Animal" Steele.
Lady!! ... great stuff
I'm pretty sure this is a follow-up note to a break up. He's trying to tell her that he doesnt know why she broke up with him. I know george sounds like a tard on paper, and he's probably not super hot, otherwise she'd still be with him. I'll date you george - we'll skip the notes and the emails so i dont get confused.
"Fresh out of jail. That first cigarette. Oh, cruel fate, how dare thee rain upon my parade. Got to get that dead hooker out of her shallow, hastily-dug grave before she starts to smell. I miss the sweetness of my lovers' neck, the sound of the baby I never met crying, fresh cotton candy at the state fair, the rustling of silk underclothes" THAT'S what the back of the photo says. Rumination.
I think he's foreign for sure.
Maybe his name isn't said like the American George.. but the g's make the h sound (hore-hay)
I love that he is sticking up for himself and how much he has to "ofer." It's true no matter HOW awful your writing is. This is really cute!
And I loooove "Happly Holday." :)
Wow. She dodged a bullet with that one.
Good for her, forget that dumbass. Please chlorinate the gene pool. It's got too much stupidity in it.
Well so poor George couldn't spell - apparently he doesn't have a girl either.
George kant spel gooder of all da peepel
My guess is that George is deaf. I know a lot of deaf people who communicate perfectly in ASL, but the written word is not their friend. I have received notes like this (not the content) from very intelligent deaf people.
Bee...I was going to comment the exact same thing. As I was reading the note prior to looking at any comments, I automatically thought a deaf person had written this. Good call.