April 30, 2008

Thumb War Champ
FOUND by Marilyn in Chino, California
I found this at my college. I almost passed it up and was glad I went back for it. It made me laugh. Look at that huge thumb!
Clover in the street
Even cowgirls get the blues.
+ April 30, 2008 12:16 AM +
nearly asleep in California
what is coming out of his pants? is it the reason his thumb is so huge?
+ April 30, 2008 12:25 AM +
Lillabean in love with you
Wow, I almost, ALMOST didn't see the pubes. I was more focused on how the nipples and the chest definition made a sad little face. But now I can clearly see that the pubes are the focal point of this work of art.
+ April 30, 2008 12:32 AM +
emily in seattle
is he wearing loafers?
+ April 30, 2008 12:53 AM +
the man behind the curtain in oz
I am the thumb war champ in my neighbourhood ... but now i'm almost embarrassed by it. seriously, this is not a picture of me.
+ April 30, 2008 12:55 AM +
none
is he wearing spandex b/c he's been wrestling? scary face, too. my thumb would definitely be intimidated
+ April 30, 2008 01:22 AM +
Effie in Oxfordshire
hahahaha, looks like he's just wearing garters and a belt and he has a tiny little willy! hahahaah
+ April 30, 2008 02:14 AM +
jacqueline in htown
that's not a happy trail, that's a happy highway
+ April 30, 2008 04:28 AM +
Studying for finals and I in need a break!
In the bubble, is that his/her title? "Bitch" is not a very manly title...

Second of all, that's his little finger, not his thumb.

And finally...you have to trim that.

+ April 30, 2008 04:42 AM +
Studying for finals and I in need a break!
...forgot...Big V? maybe this is a woman, and that could explain that shrub coming out of the shorts?
+ April 30, 2008 04:44 AM +
Farmer in In The Dell
Just plain hideous. Wonderful.
+ April 30, 2008 05:05 AM +
Schneh
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahaha.

Our theme is thumbs! Thumbs! And both these finds are awesome! How cool is that?!

Thank you, found, for making me giggle like a schoolgirl this early in the morning.
+ April 30, 2008 06:56 AM +
chillin
His head and feet are too small for his body. And his right arm and thumb have swelled up, probably due to the thumb warring. Looks kinda like Calvin (from Calvin and Hobbes), on steroids.
+ April 30, 2008 07:02 AM +
Holly the Homemaker in Toronto

My sentiments exactly....AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
+ April 30, 2008 07:07 AM +
Waxing champ bitch!!!
I know it's just a drawing but I want to wax it.
+ April 30, 2008 07:28 AM +
Night in gale
Is that a Big 2 tattoo on his chest?

You know what they say: "Big thumb, big um...heart."
+ April 30, 2008 07:28 AM +
A Ghost in the Lost and Found said:
Warning: Do Not Pick Up Hitchhikers.
+ April 30, 2008 07:32 AM +
Flargy in New Haven, CT
It's never a good idea to hide Amy Winehouse in your pants.
+ April 30, 2008 07:47 AM +
Marie in C-ville, VA
Ewwwwwww. This is the reason I am prejudiced against the frat boy type. I know it isn't fair to lump them all together (tho they might like it!), but ewwwwwwwwwwww in so many ways.
+ April 30, 2008 08:03 AM +
stalker in in the college dorm, avoiding weirdos.
Night, the tattoo is not Big 2, it's Pig 2. What a nickname to be proud of...
I wonder if there is a Pig 1 and Pig 3? Maybe Pig 2 beat the big bad wolf with that thumb. Kinda makes the Bitch part fit...
+ April 30, 2008 08:08 AM +
thank in evolution for opposable thumbs
Creepy.
+ April 30, 2008 08:10 AM +
back in the saddle again
stalker.. "cute pig"
+ April 30, 2008 08:42 AM +
Librarian in the woodwork
...and as Jesse Jackson used to say: "I am THUMB-body!!"
+ April 30, 2008 09:08 AM +
Winston in Durham
His thumb is one the wrong side of the hand unless he has his palms facing up...but I don't think so. It's such an ugly drawing and I think that because the pubes really are the main focal point.
+ April 30, 2008 09:09 AM +
Winston in Durham
dang...I hit post comment just as I caught the spelling error...I meant "on" not "one".
+ April 30, 2008 09:09 AM +
L
At the top of what people are calling the pubic hair, is that just one extra large curl, or something else?
+ April 30, 2008 09:22 AM +
Coffee in travenous
This reminds me of the time I was in my best friend's dorm, and his roommate burst in wearing a pair of novelty underpants: Between the teeny-tiny illustration of a penis and the super-fly afro pubic hair, we weren’t sure whether to laugh or cry.
In the end we just put the roommate in the closet and jammed the door closed with a chair.
Fortunately for us he was not in possession of Mighty Thumb, or he might have broken free and trounced us soundly.
I don’t know if I could live down being trounced by a man wearing novelty underpants...
+ April 30, 2008 09:55 AM +
kathy in rva
the pubes are disgusting.

and the Amy Winehouse comment had me seriously cracking up.

Found, thank you for this - it made my day!
+ April 30, 2008 09:57 AM +
Just me in my house
The guy has some serious water retention going on. So bad he can't fit into his regular clothes and he has to wear ugly old-man slippers.
+ April 30, 2008 09:58 AM +
brain problem situation in my head
Now that he has the tattoo to commemorate the landslide win of the biggest Deuce Dropped contest on his chest, where will he put the tattoo for Thumb War Champ?

I hope he gets it on his lower back, like a tramp stamp.
+ April 30, 2008 10:10 AM +
nadine
Pubes and thumbs! What a fun theme. Although, that's a large pinky, not a thumb.

Amy Winehouse!ROTFLMAO
+ April 30, 2008 10:16 AM +
just stopp in g in
but the thumb on the other hand is merely a stub.. poor fella.
+ April 30, 2008 10:29 AM +
Flargy in the bah
Coffee intravenous,
Why'd you lock him in the closet? You shoulda put him in the fawkin' batchroom!
+ April 30, 2008 11:18 AM +
Heather Ela in e
I don't think the tatoo is "pig 2" or "big 2."

I think it says "Big V" (Vinnie, perhaps? Vic?)
What might be seen as one big loop of a pubic hair at the top of the mass of curls is a LaRgE belly button! talk about eeeeewwwww! Belly buttons need to be left out of this or at least covered with a mass of pubic hair!
+ April 30, 2008 11:23 AM +
t in can
heather,

looking at the writing in the speech bubble and the drawing, i do not think it says "big V" for the simple fact that the tattoo has a really fancy v and the opther writing is just not of this caliber.
+ April 30, 2008 11:48 AM +
Turbo in the Thunderdome
Flargy, are you sure that's not Nipsy Russell?
+ April 30, 2008 12:54 PM +
Indy in Philly
Those Spandex pants must really be tight. They're making his legs bulge out and his pubes stick out! (but they do make his waist look tiny, so I guess that compensates for it).
+ April 30, 2008 01:36 PM +
Lance Pants in a trance
For Turbo:

"I got a new girlfriend,
No guy could ask for more,
She’s deaf, dumb, oversexed
And owns a liquor store!"

-Nipsy Russell
+ April 30, 2008 01:46 PM +
Gin in Tonic
Holy Hilarity.
+ April 30, 2008 02:00 PM +
Chrome Toaster in Awe. Truly.
I'm gonna go with big V, too (but not Vinnie. Anything but Vinnie. How about Vic? or.. maybe Vasily, like that '70's Russian olympic weightlifter.)

I have no problem with the V being fancier than the other writing- it's supposed to be his fancyass tatt, as opposed to the "Yo Bitch" speech in the bubble. (I can just imagine what his voice would sound like, too- can't you?)
+ April 30, 2008 04:58 PM +
Night in gale
Dang. I must be tired. Chrome, I just read your comment as Clover's, and thought "I can't believe Clove just said 'fancyass tatt'." Wake up, Night, the night's still young.
+ April 30, 2008 06:12 PM +
reading too much in to everything
I thought it said "Big Z."

It almost looks like one of those drawings where one person draws a line or two, then another person draws another line or two, and so on... without talking about what you're drawing. Sometimes it's interesting to see what comes out (or doesn't stay in...).



+ April 30, 2008 06:14 PM +
lars in all my forms in the nwc?
due to my paddle thumb, i will never be the thumb war champ.
+ April 30, 2008 09:25 PM +
christiatric in tromaville
I'm weighing in with a vote for 'Big V' being scrawled on his chest, though I do think it's funny that the word 'caliber' is in any way used in the comparative study of this drawing, or that there was such a study to begin with.

And, Clover, I read the following found (paddle thumb) first, but good call on the Tom Robbins reference! I love that book!!
+ April 30, 2008 09:54 PM +
Pepper in your anus
Look at the thumb? OMG all I could focus on was the treasure trail. Yum.
+ May 01, 2008 07:39 AM +
just me in my neurologist's office
He have a little bit a da crosseye..

+ May 01, 2008 08:54 AM +
girl in green
Shave it! Pleeeeease.
+ May 01, 2008 03:32 PM +
Felicity Bramble
what with all the hair for a thumb war?
+ April 14, 2009 06:24 AM +
lady in de nile
I'm pretty sure this is a drawing of my ex-boyfriend.

His nickname is "Big V" and has a "V" in cursive tattooed on his left pec. He's a manly-many, but this is definatley something that he would say - he's calling the person that lost the thumb match a "bitch".

What a crack-up! I think I'm going to send him a link to this site and see.
+ September 02, 2009 02:55 PM +
FashionNancy in Ventura County, California
Someone has to much time on their hands. Thumb wars!
+ July 25, 2010 06:50 PM +

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