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Good Luck
FOUND by Galadrianna
in Queensland, Australia
I found this in the local park. Sounds very, VERY bitter!
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We collect FOUND stuff: love letters, birthday cards, kids' homework,
to-do lists, ticket stubs, poetry on napkins, telephone bills, doodles -
anything that gives a glimpse into someone
else's life. Anything goes...
yeesh! i think she is working on letting it all out
This is about the funniest thing I've ever seen.
Good luck getting those two years back, hon.
(Captcha fooled me, counting by twos.)
I love you too, honey.
oh good. doublespeak.
if only you could get those two years back... but what doesn't kill you...
(it's true, though)
i do hope she can (someday) stop blaming him for her shitty life and realize that she was part of it. Ultimately, everything we do is a choice. There. I said it.
Wait. I'm getting mixed messages here....
Hey, on the bright side, at least it was only two years!
This is sick i'm glad the person whoever wrote this got their shit out in the open and hopefully felt better about the situation. however, as the person previously stated ...everything we do is a choice ...so he's not ALL to blame.
why are we assuming it's a girl writing this?
All I can say is "Wow."
This just furthers my affinity for things Australian!
All the odd shit out of Australia comes out of QLD!
i thought it was a dude writing this, i wonder why everybody else got a chick vibe.
anyway, i love this.
for me, 'asshole' is usually a masculine insult. the writing looks feminine to me, except for the annoying "quotation marks" around everything, which looks like something a guy would do and the printing on "two fucking years". That looks kinda guyish to me, too.
Overall, with the roundness of the majority of the letters, and the female-type bitchiness of the insults, I'd opine that it's written by a female, to a male, and they'd both better just move on. They've paid their tuition, they've gotten an education, now it's time to enter a new, healthier phase in their lives.
Or something.
I wish I had written something like this in my ex-boyfriend's yearbook.
Ahhh, the good old days....
The fact that (s)he was willing to put up with the other person's "selfish bullshit" for two long years probably says more about the author of the letter than its recipient.
No, you won't get your two years back, but you gained valuable learning experience. Use it in your next relationship.
OMG, I laughed out loud! I think we can all relate to this one!
Best find for ages!
This sounds a lot like an email I received from my ex-boyfriend - I just hope the person that got it deserved what was written.
WHOOO boy... vitriol, anyone?
i hope this person can let go and move on before they choke on their own bile!
I bet they get back together. I've been through this.... ok, not a million times, but a lot of times!
Well crumpled up = two people hurting.
Ouch.
....a little ambiguous
....a little ambiguous
I agree with pure electricity. It's pretty sad that she was willing to take two years of his garbage. At least she will get one wish....We all end up dying at some point.
I'm thinking this man is very lucky they are no longer an item.
The New Millenium version of the old rant: "I gave you the best years of my life!" Two years is too long to stay in a bad relationship, especially if you weren't tied to the person by blood/marriage. You could have moved on, you should have moved on. You have no one to blame but yourself for putting up with his/her crap.
Anger doesn't hurt the person it's directed at, it just corrodes your own soul. Indifference is the best revenge.
And don't forget baby I love you with all my heart. I love the way it's translated. HA HA HA. Sounds like evil Pepps translations.
hey've paid their tuition, they've gotten an education,DAryl Dragon.. i love it.. that's perfect
love this note. Sooooooooooo sarcastic. I have to agree, tho, jonathan. Two people..hurting a lot.
It seemed kind of flat until I read it with an Aussie accent. Then it puffed right up and I imagined Zoey Bell writing this to Russel Crowe. But before she gives it to him she punches him in the face.
Ouch, I can relate to this.
Actually I could have wrote it myself.
No, I dont think that this anger is missplaced, I just think its simple and clear. She hate you.
Actually I'm pretty sure she perfectly know that its also her fault, wishing she had her years back, wishing she didnt made that "mistake" of putting up with his shit for so long.
There time, when we are young and naive, that we think 2 people are meant to each others and since we want to belive in it so much, we make all the compromises we can to keep it alive. Brutallity of reality sometimes hit harder than we can think. There time you realise you wasnt that special for the other. Actually you realise you didnt meant anything at all for him/her. You are just a part that can be replaced.
I'm a nice little kind lady, I love everyone, im active in my communauty, i do volunterring, help the kids at elementary school with their play and bake fresh cookies every weeks for the old folks living next door. I always have forgiven everyone...
Yet i secretly STILL fantasy about bursting out in my ex's bedroom and shoot him in the head, see the little piece of that brain (that he never used for anything else than troubles and messing with me) slapshing arround on the now dirty wall of our old appartement, alllll over that R2D2 collection he cherished OOOOHH SOOO MUCH! I hope i'll fantasy about it all my life.
I know Lily, get over it. Its been YEARS. Of course, some people will say that anger is somehow unhealty. But as weird as it is, its keep me from going back to olds habits and push me foward. Never again i will lets myself be charmed by fake ambition, by sweets words and by promise of something better. Never i will count on someone else than myself for my own happiness.
B.B. ? Yeah, sure, hope you still wasting your time selling BBQ. We will always have PHoenix! Yeah, fuck you.
Hope you rot in hell. Sincerely.
And to the person who wrote this note: Hate, but do it in a productive way. Dont go back "shoveling cloud/dream" (which is a expression that mean wasting up energy for something that doesnt worth it or that never gonna happen. ), use it to meet someone better. Learn from your mistakes. And be sure you respect yourself in all that =P And dont lets the hate take over your life ~
PS: How sad that i miss his familly? I wish i wrote down that "crack cookie" recipice. *sigh* I hope Nini is fine, she was lovely.
It's a good thing he/she added the translations - the other person might have completely misread the message!
I guess my ex was taking notes when we parted. How they ended up in Australia when he's supposed to be burning in hell, though...
I seriously can't stop laughing at Pepps in your anus. God, that's funny.
And if he/she really put up with all that bullshit for so long, are these true colors finally starting to show? ...because if so, youch! Better be glad you got outta there while you still had a face.
I really really love the translation of "I love you with all of my heart". I have a feeling he said that to her, and she was repeating it, dripping sarcasm.
So this guy cheated on the girl, she broke up with him, he begged her to come back, and she wrote him this letter to say "go away". On recieving it, he crumpled it up in anger, knowing that he had ruined the best relationship he ever had.
I have an R2D2 collection. I hope my wife doesn't have similar thoughts.....
Wow! Britney Spears break up letter to herself!
What I alway wonder about "Found's" like this one, is who tossed or lost it. Did the writer feel better just getting this out and then threw it away, or did this letter wind up with it's intended, who read it and tossed it.
I get the guy vibe from this one too. But I never assume it's a straight couple. Maybe a guy wrote this to his ex-bf.
And I wonder if he ever got this, and saw that someone he spent 2 years of his life with now wishes him dead.
I LOVE THIS!
Soooooooo great! I wonder WHO he/she is speaking to. This reminds me of the movie That Thing You Do where Faye says to Jimmy:
" I have wasted thousands and thousands of kisses on you - kisses that I thought were special because of your lips and your smile and all your color and life. I used to think that was the real you, when you smiled. But now I know you don't mean any of it. You just save it for all your songs. Shame on me for kissing you with my eyes closed so tight. "
Wow, I wish I had this years ago... it's the PERFECT break up note :D Whoever wrote this is my hero.
Yeah, Great HS Yearbook inscription...past that then it gets a little sad.
I also get a "male vibe" from this note...it reminds me very much of 2 gay friends I had in university, who were roommates. One wanted a relationship, the other did not--he just roomed with the first guy because it was less hassle than rooming with someone straight. Their arguments (OK fights) were a wonder to behold. For downright evil, hurtful bitchiness, Dennis and Phil could not be beaten. They could have bitched it up for Europe, I promise you.
The unadulterated VITRIOL in this note definitely sounds like Dennis!
I, too, thought it was a male writing to a female.
Notes like this help to get the anger out, but after the anger has passed you usually feel pretty immature and embarrassed that you actually gave them the note. Luckily this person crumpled it up and threw it away and didn't keep it for future blackmail and/or lawsuits.
OMG. This sounds just like my boyfriend and I; back and forth for SEVEN years now, and everything you guys are saying sounds just like what my family and friends are saying... sheesh.
baby basil, 'could have' and 'should have' are the most useless words in the English language.
Hindsight is a wonderful thing. There were always perfectly sound reasons for doing what you did at the time, or you wouldn't have acted that way -- since of course you know you really aren't stupid and can't have been back then either.
Also, when someone is slagging off his or her ex and saying how stupid/dumb/unfeeling she/he is, I always whisper to myself 'it takes two'...
FAN *%#@(%$$ TASTIC - wish I had the umph to write to someone like that! Good for her , now move on and be happy.
3frenchhens in a pear tree,
Its not the R2D2 collection, I am geeky too, in my own personnal way. Its not his Star War adiction vs my Trekkies years.
Its just that because splashing his brain over something he cherrished so much make me happy. No need to dust it anymore. He protected it too much. Now, with all this gore on it, its ruined. So it make me even more happy. What ever its a car, a computer, a tons of books, hello kitty stuff or a R2D2 collection, its as long he cherished it ^_^ I have nothing personnaly against R2D2, he is kinda cute actually.
^_^; im really not violent except on this matter~ Its ok tho, I hope everyone got what they deserved. Good or bad ^_^
Oliver Wilkinson -- from me to you -- what she said!
HAH this made me laugh. it might as well have been written by myself a year ago. though i def read it as a male having written it
WTF. " I hope i'll fantasy about it my whole life. " ? Lily, not only do you not speak English but you are fucked up in the head. You need some help.
I could have written this too...I may have even written something similar a long time ago. My psycho, abusive, jealous and controlling, drink and drug abusing ex loved me too. So he thought. Several years after we split he loved someone else just as much, and she too had enough of his "love" and dated a mutual friend....who suddenly disappeared without a trace. That was 14 years ago and no one has seen him since. Everybody knows who did it, but there was never enough evidence to nab him. RIP Ron
The only way that's a guy is if he's gay. I've received this letter,too.
Ell. Some people don't speak English. Good job spotting it!
I meant to say don't speak it well. But can communicate effectively in more than one language. In how many languages can you?
G, unlike you I can communicate very effectively in English. But that wasn't my point, and I wasn't talking to you, so shut up.
Sounds like we have all be suckers. I know I have. That's life and I'm better for it. This is the sane Pepper.
I have been married for 52 years. It is kind of like an endurance contest. In my case, the one who dies first wins. We had a very good life. We also had a very tough life. Overall it was good.
If my wife had written me that note 50 years ago, I would have picked out someone very different. I would have moved to Hawaii and met an Island girl in a local church where I could have the best of both worlds.
I like Hula Halos. Baptist Belly Dancers. Gals who give me the shakes instead of a milk shake. A brown beauty instead of brown droppings.
Blessings to all
frank
They probably got back together three days later.
I'm sorry. Who were you talking to? Everyone but me? Oh, ok....It's only that I took offense to your blathering assessment of someone who was probably talking to everyone but you.
sounds bitter.
sounds perfect.
sounds hilarious.
oh, how i love spite. :]
For some reason this note reminded me of this movie quote...
Dear Darla, I hate your stinking guts. You make me vomit. You're scum between my toes! Love, Alfalfa.
Let me spell it out to you vacant G. I was talking to Lily, who wrote a bizarre comment about splattering bits of someone's brains all over his hello kitty collection. I said she's f**ked up in the head and needs some help. So, again, shut up.
And after about 10 years apart from that much- hated ex, the note's author will probably only remember the good times from those two years, will miss the ex, and wonder how they've gotten on in their lives.
Why do you bother? Can you not see how your comments ruin the "atmosphere" here? No matter who starts it, it's just tiring. Please stop.
Thanks.
This is totally something I would have written to vent my frustrations and then crumpled up and tossed. I remember taking my journal to the park when my ex and I would fight. I never gave him the letters, but they sure made me feel better.
hahaha how completely appropriate. and how timely.
would it be wrong of me to send my recent ex a link to this?
In this situation, it is clearly the recipient of the letter who is lucky to be rid of the writer of the letter, even thought the writer would try to convince his- or herself otherwise. Good riddance to bad rubbish - the rubbish being someone who would write such twaddle.
Agreed. usually I ignore the hateful comments. Now I have made some of my own. I am ashamed and apologize to all. I do enjoy the random bits presented on this site and often the comments are just as interesting.
LOL @ Kiley... must.. resist... oh what the hell- send him a link!
To G. I feel your pain. It's difficult to deny the burning need to respond to the trolls and sock puppets. I, for one, forgive you for your momentary weakness, because I've done it, too. For some reason, some people are only here to make people feel bad, angry, and hurtful. I don't get that.
Just remember: Do NOT Feed the Trolls.
Ha...This is funny, being an Australian woman with my share of past 'arseholes' I for one am sure this is a woman writing to a man, in any case he/she/it got the point. The whole speaking English point is moot in Australia, although our language is English we actually speak 'Australian' leading many English people to wonder what the hell we just said....hahha
I'm pretty sure this is the second note from the chili lady earlier in the week. This is the one she left him when she opened her door the next morning to find that bowl of chili on the mat, staring her in the face. So she picks it up, takes it back inside, muttering under her breath about how he always acted like her chili was never good enough for him anyway and she's so pissed and she's sitting at the table staring at that bowl and it's taunting her and all of a sudden there is a pen and paper and this note is spawned.
This reminds me of one of my favorite Chuck Norris "facts":
"Chuck Norris likes to knit sweaters in his free time. And by 'knit,' I mean 'kick,' and by 'sweaters,' I mean 'babies.'"
If you haven't already (in which case you're missing out on lots of LOLOLOLOLOLOLs), go to 4q.cc and click on top 100 facts about Chuck Norris.
Is it not a guy writing to a guy?? Just some food for thought.
I thought it was a guy writing to a girl or a guy...I don't think this was some random journal entry that was never sent...it was all crumpled up like someone actually read it and then tossed it...I wrote tons of letters I never sent and then destroyed them so no one could ever read them, they were just to make me feel better...and to anyone who thinks they are above writing something like this, you are not being honest with yourself. Everyone has this kind of pain. Admit it.
My first (funny) thought was "bitter much?".
But I have to admit that this is one of the funniest, most thoroughly articulated drop dead letter I've ever seen. I only wish I'd have written it myself.
And there is no question it was written by a female to a male. "You fucking asshole" is an almost exclusively female to male insult (as "you fucking bitch" is exclusively male to female).
I dont fault her for choosing to stay for two years. Females generally invest more time and effort into making a relationship work. Hindsight, being what it is... Yeah, should have left a long time ago - wish we could get that time back.
Overall, I think this is a healthy outlet for her. Get it out and move on baby. And I'm sure she did! Go girl! Better luck next time!
I've gotten letters like this from guys. It's really sad and pathetic. Like they both didn't spend two years in the same messed up relationship and chose to stay in it. I'd say it should be over now and hopefully for good so there isn't anymore years wasted. If she hadn't wasted that two years she could've found a cure for some vicious disease I'm sure.
@ANGEL-My dear, I couldn't of said it any better!!!
My most fave 'FIND' in months!!
This is one of the saddest things I have ever seen. And by saddest I mean funniest!! Bitter much? hahahahahaha!!!!
wow I hate this find it is complete and utter merde.
and by 'hate' i mean am erotically charged and have intimate feeling for. And by 'merde' I mean hot shhit.
I almost want to print this out and give it to the guy breaking up with me right now. It's way too ridiculously similar to my situation, except I probably wouldn't put weird mixed messages like "baby", etc. Just stick with the hardcore hate. Much more effective that way.
Ellington was just repeating what Lily admitted herself. She doesn't communicate well in English. That is just a fact and there is no implied insult in agreeing with her own assessment. What IS wrong and what Ellington pointed out, is that anyone that has such persistent, graphic, and specific fantasies about killing someone, needs help. Not with English, with their mental health.
Thank you, goat.
I feel rotten but this actually made me laugh. I'm getting similar messages (totally undeserved, btw) from a distant ex.
It's amazing how often you think you're writing something which will sting the other person, ("by I love you I mean you make me sick,") but really only makes them go "huh?!? WTF??"
... so what IS she trying to say? (by "what is she trying to say?" I mean "what is she trying to say?")
and you KNOW she'd take him back in a heart beat, if only he'd open his heart. After rereading it, I wouldn't be suprised if the writer was a guy.
I think this is so great.
Gawd. i love this.
Wow.. By that I really mean.. Wow!
:) haha i love it
THUG!
BURN xD
Hell yeah for whoever wrote this =D
I love it <33
Oh, I just want to kiss the person who wrote this right on the lips.
Right on the lips, I tell you!
I will carry this note around in my head to think about when I need to cheer myself up.
I'm fairly sure a woman wrote this, though I don't think there's any confirmation to that...at any rate - I LOVE her.
I'm going to say a girl wrote this, we've all been in these relationships.
And I would say that I'd be happy to receive this break-up note if I was the second party. It doesn't seem like too healthy of a relationship.
I've gotten this note.
i have thought the same thing many many times.
ahah i love it
It's got be written by a girl to a guy, because in relationships, men are the assholes.
Daaaaamn, watch out for them.
Damn, I fucking love the person who wrote this. It's so vague its not actually mean- just straight to the point. If they knew this person for 2 years, I bet they could've thought of much more hurtful, personal words.
I wish I had the stones to write a note like this.