October 20, 2007

IDK they r NOVICE
FOUND by SMB in Atlanta, Georgia
A policy flow sheet from a high school debate competition. Flip side: "aff mandates 12 month enlistment... how do they not solve faster?" "IDK they r NOVICE." Po' novice teams don't get any respect.
L
hehe this is so cool I always wished my class notes got found by someone...I don't understand how there can be different pronounciations Iran and Iraq though
+ October 20, 2007 01:09 AM +
Chrome Toaster in the kitchen, waiting patiently for morning......
"I ran" and "Ear On" are two different pronunciataions for Iran.. "Eye rAck" and "ee rock" for Iraq. But who gets to say what pronuncations are right or wrong? I hear all of these variations on any given day.

The fact that the person writing in black Sharpie can't make an ampersand correctly pisses me off so so so so much!

Red pen: these 2 packets don't... what?
+ October 20, 2007 01:23 AM +
L
Crash? Crush? Cash? none of them make sense but it starts with a c and ends with a sh.
Comments are slow coming today.
+ October 20, 2007 04:08 AM +
Rebel Rebel in A Bowie Albumn
This is a cool find. I write notes back and forth at meetings, too but I would NEVER want those to be found .LOL !
+ October 20, 2007 06:30 AM +
saturday morning in a bad mood cuz im at work
This reminds me of a game of Sex Scrabble that I played once
+ October 20, 2007 07:28 AM +
Keebler in on a branch in a tree taking a break from making cookies
Most. Boring. Find. Ever.
+ October 20, 2007 07:36 AM +
L
This appears to be notes between two judges at a debate competition. The debaters are probably high school students...the judges would most likely be recent graduates. At least that's how it was when I did debate 23 years ago.
+ October 20, 2007 09:06 AM +
Sara in Oregon
I think it says "these 2 packets don't clash"?
+ October 20, 2007 09:34 AM +
Alison in Flashback Mode
I agree with L. The last debate that I judged involved Oman and Somalia.
+ October 20, 2007 10:00 AM +
spy in Kanata, ON, Canada
I agree with Keebler. This find is not worthy to be on the website. Not crazy enough.
+ October 20, 2007 10:29 AM +
I don't get it in here
"I'm voting neg cuz of his no____
to____ or____or ______. I checked."

can anyone fill in the blanks?
+ October 20, 2007 12:03 PM +
Sarah in Debate Geek Heaven
I'm pretty sure that it says clash. That's a fundamental part of debate, b/c if you don't clash with ur opponent, there really isn't much of a debate.

I actually love this find, because it is so much like my debate flows. Only difference is, I was a Lincoln-Douglas debater, so I didn't actually have a team.

And those 'po' novice teams will be ragging on the novice teams next year, so its all fair.

Oh, and on yet ANOTHER note, this is definitely a convo between judges, not debaters.
+ October 20, 2007 12:42 PM +
dana in home
im a policy debater :) this isnt a flow sheet this is just a judge being an asshole... although it is pretty damn annoying when people pronounce words wrong
+ October 20, 2007 01:03 PM +
Pepper in your anus
Bush Sr. and Bush Duwbya say Iraq and Iran incorrectly, but I think it is just to piss them off.
+ October 20, 2007 01:09 PM +
Norma Jean in the bed
Come on guys, there has got to be more interesting finds than this. How bout some memecats.
+ October 20, 2007 01:21 PM +
Liz
I totally agree, this is a convo between judges. They're probably varsity debaters judging a novice round. Ahh, how I miss those days...
+ October 20, 2007 04:11 PM +
d in wa
Ok, so I was waiting for the opportunity to tell of a find of my own. If you don't like this find then comment on mine. It was written on a bathroom stall door. (hence my sending this route)
It said: I warship satin
It was about 5 or 6 years ago and I still get a chuckle about it.
+ October 20, 2007 05:22 PM +
KT in outer space.
GAH! High school debate! I did it for two years... and it sucked.

Ahh, memories!
+ October 20, 2007 05:47 PM +
TLR in AK
This looks like a conversation between two people flowing the debate for their own team. My partner and I have sticky notes of our annoyances from the rounds we watch/participate in. It would probably be a public forum debate, because Policy's topic this year is on Foreign Aid to Africa.
+ October 20, 2007 06:03 PM +
Night in gale, who's name is suddenly sounding pornographic. What?!
d in wa,
Bless you! Warship Satin sounds like a heavy metal girl group.

(Alternatively, it could be your s&m porn star name!)
+ October 20, 2007 06:40 PM +
Pepper in your nose
I Warship Satin. Great find! Night in gale, you're suppose to take the first street you've ever lived on and the name of your first pet and that is your porn name. Mine is Frito Chantilly.
+ October 20, 2007 07:09 PM +
Night in gale
You lived on Frito street? That's just stupid.
+ October 20, 2007 07:25 PM +
mo in so cal
This looks like a note passed between to delegates in Model United Nations (MUN). Trust me i wrote them for 3 years. Commitee gets really boring. They mention voting cause that's what you have to do- pass a resolution.

I swear that that is what it is.
+ October 20, 2007 08:46 PM +
Trying not to be in tolerant, but it's getting really difficult---------
Really, kids, there are SO many other websites out there to entertain you. If this doesn't do it, why not find something that does. Why badmouth a website on the site's own message board? I find that to be incredibly inconsiderate. The creators of Found give us a little gift, every day. Some are really cool some are ho hum. If it's ho hum, move along to freak farm or something.
+ October 20, 2007 10:47 PM +
sarasara in organic alt beer
NIGHT, i thought so too, but didn't want to be the first to say it. I don't like to be rude:-) (jk)
+ October 20, 2007 10:53 PM +
sarasara in his beer tastes like a nutty mocha
i warship satin

is brilliant.

satin has such a nice feel, and warships are fun. the combination of the two is as fun as a giggly slumber party complete with beer, chocolate, and dirty jokes!

(but i digress)

...i need to have another slumber party...sigh!
+ October 20, 2007 10:58 PM +
tahly in australia
americans pronounce everything wrong.
including my name.
+ October 20, 2007 11:31 PM +
Las Piedras Sweetie in Victorville, California
Yesterday I was listening to the radio in my car and there was a story about the origins of Fritos. Strangely, they began in Texas. I'm thinkin' maybe on Pepper's street.
+ October 20, 2007 11:49 PM +
The Captain in Tenille
I think Pepper just listed the ingredients of her porn name in the wrong order. I think the pet was Frito and the street was Chantilly. Maybe?
dunno.

I plan to immediately launch a public bathroom graffitti campaign: "I warship satin" on every bathroom wall! Who's with me? Always carry a sharpie!

I need a beer that tastes like a nutty mocha!!!
+ October 21, 2007 12:44 AM +
Night in gale
Capt, don't take the choke out of my joke.
8-)
+ October 21, 2007 02:26 PM +
A Ghost in the Lost and Found
tahly, so how do you pronounce your name?

And how do YOU pronounce "everything"?
+ October 21, 2007 02:29 PM +
Read in g between lines and finding meaning where once there was none
So ya think Pepper's like, from Texas? I wonder if Pepper works in law enforcement.
+ October 21, 2007 04:06 PM +
Ancient Vivi in Nashmare

A bedate between Onan and the Sommelier? It sounds like a merlot master debate! And oh yeah, Captain Sharpie, don't harsh her mellow.

Happily stuck in 1967,

Vivi
+ October 21, 2007 04:06 PM +
Desperate Cynic
Street + first pet's name: Cantlay Pussywillow.
+ October 21, 2007 04:10 PM +
A Ghost in the Lost and Found
Porn industry, Reading.
+ October 21, 2007 04:15 PM +
A Ghost in the Lost and Found
Desperate Cynic, don't quit your day job!
+ October 21, 2007 04:17 PM +
Midlife Crisis in California
Ghost! Oh my God, I can't breathe! Hahahahahahaha!
+ October 21, 2007 04:50 PM +
Pepper in your anus
Okay, I got that backwards. You take the name of your first pet and the name of the first street you lived on. Again mine is Frito Chantilly, but if I want to be technical, the first family pet’s name was Frito. My first pet was actually called Cat (very original), but at the vet her name was Tiffany. So it was either Cat Chantilly or Tiffany Chantilly. Either way it fits for a stripper or porn name. My old roommate’s porn name was Puff Hancock. By the way I do live in Texas and when I was a kid we would get Frito bandito or W.C. Fields erasers in our bags of Fritos kind of like a Cracker Jack gift.
+ October 21, 2007 10:03 PM +
Sooty Highway 91 South in need of some assistance
Hmmm. somehow Sooty Will Hiway 91 South doesn't sound very stripperish or pornish ring to me. Curse my humble, rural beginnings.
+ October 21, 2007 10:45 PM +
Spider Gomez in Astoria, Oregon
a better way is you middle name and the name of the street you grew up on
+ October 21, 2007 11:01 PM +
The Cynic in the Sidelines
first pet + first street: Rufus Concord.
I don't sound like a particularly attractive porn starlet.
+ October 21, 2007 11:43 PM +
Calpurnia Solano in confusion
I think I like my porn star name ...
+ October 22, 2007 01:34 AM +
Turbo in the Thunderdome
Tippy 127th just doesn't have a good ring to it.
+ October 22, 2007 08:44 AM +
Pepper in your shaker
Turbo, Tippy sounds good.
+ October 22, 2007 09:06 AM +
mona lisa in the louvre
Sugar Fox...... how's that one????....
+ October 22, 2007 09:54 AM +
Lounging in my pajamas
Cinnamon Marshall...It has a nice ring to it, don't you think?
+ October 22, 2007 10:07 AM +
plastic in ()


We used to do the middle name + street name:

Emily Russell

Using the pet method:

Perky Russell


I like the 2nd one better, it sounds super dirty and if I were to be a porn star I certainly wouldn't be one of those "someday I want to be a real actress" ones. If I'm going to do something I'm going to do it right.




+ October 22, 2007 11:07 AM +
Tori in South Cackalackie
My name would be:
Woody Oakwood (Honestly!!) heehee
+ October 22, 2007 01:37 PM +
balls in your face
Missy Madison.

mmm sexy.
+ October 22, 2007 04:57 PM +
Jonathan in namesville
Hodder Bearton. Hmm, doesn't sound much like a porn star, more like a firm of shyster lawyers.
Now you'll want to know why we had a pet named Hodder. Well, his twin was called Stoughton, which is a clue (only he got run over, which left us with a lot of explaining to do). Very jolly wire-haired fox terriers.
Mona: Sugar Fox is gorgeous. Serious porn star! I can see her now -- long eyelashes, fur coat, high heels... mmmm...
+ October 22, 2007 06:28 PM +
Jonathan, aga in ,
PS -- this game is much more fun than the Find.
+ October 22, 2007 06:30 PM +
Night in gale
Maybe you should spell it "Hotter Bareton".
+ October 22, 2007 07:32 PM +
Jonathan in nightingale's pjs
Yew jest got a one track mind, dat's your trubble!

...

Middle name + street gives Gwynne Bearton. Hmm, most distinguished. Tweed jacket, leather elbow patches, smokes a pipe. Our Court correspondent, or poetry critic (or both), perhaps.
+ October 22, 2007 07:56 PM +
Night in gale, who's name is still sounding pornographic. What?!
Hey! Get outta there, you cheeky monkey!

And it's porn star names-it's not MY one track! But hmmmm, a Gwynne Bearton could change the whole industry. Bring a lil class to erotic cliterature....
+ October 22, 2007 09:01 PM +
Carly in dorm hell
Haha, this is great. I was in speech and debate in high school, and every time I had to timekeep for debate, I would think things like this.
+ October 23, 2007 02:19 PM +
Desperate Cynic
Yeah, my family members were allergic to animals, so my first pet was a branch. I let it sleep with me for awhile, but I got all scratched up.
+ October 24, 2007 01:08 PM +
rav in g mad
must be an eye talian
+ November 01, 2007 07:47 AM +
Jonathan, go in g back to the first two comments
Stevie Wonder, intro to 'Don't You Worry 'Bout A Thing' (Innervisions, 1973): '...you know, Paris, Peru... you know... Eye-Rock, Eye-Ran... I speak very, very, ah, fluent Spanish... Chevrolet...'
+ November 05, 2007 04:52 AM +
ULTRACHICK in Utah
Mine would be Happy Pugsley hmmmm
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