November 19, 2005

Grand New York
FOUND by Nicolette Ebner in Durham, North Carolina
I found this poem in the Baldwin Auditorium at Duke University.
Stephanie
Jeez, I hope no college kid wrote this.
+ October 27, 2006 10:42 PM +
Amber in Tuckahoe, NY
I'm fond of "effervesant chats." I'd like one of those to go with my new Easter hat.
+ December 29, 2006 03:28 PM +
Fawn
I personally really enjoy moving my swift feet.
+ January 08, 2007 09:10 AM +
Shhhh in Decorah, IA
I agree with Stephanie!
+ February 01, 2007 06:58 PM +
Lauren in Chapel Hill, NC
I believe a college kid wrote this because they found it at DUKE.
This is actually pretty advanced stuff for a dookie.
+ April 03, 2007 10:03 PM +
jill in jill's place
Love the handwriting. Nice.
+ June 14, 2007 08:00 AM +
shabs in Compton
It reminds me of that "King of the Hill" episode where Peggy gets that job writing little asides in the newspaper. So silly.
+ August 22, 2007 10:04 PM +
Dave E. Cakes in Salem, MA
This is nearly vomit inducing. I friggin hate overly simplified, overly positive, sugar-coated crap like this.

And rhyming words makes not a poem.

I hope to never meet the person who wrote this.
+ August 27, 2007 01:41 PM +
cassisu
I thought my reaction to this was bad, but wow, Dave.
It sounds like an 8th grade girl whose vocabulary got ahead of her. Hopefully she'll grow out of this phase and be hideously embarassed of what she used to write, like the rest of us.
+ September 20, 2007 06:49 PM +
Garland
Am I the only one who noticed she spelt "gorgeous" wrong?
+ December 05, 2007 02:43 AM +
annie in MA
I actually liked this. But perhaps I am the only one? If you see it as a casual, personal note, rather than something formal meant for publication or class, it is quite elegant.
+ March 01, 2008 01:26 AM +
spankadoodle in Chicago
why wasn't this written in crayon?
+ November 25, 2008 10:17 PM +
Wandring Wizzy in Hawley
Elegant?

Nah, sappy.
+ December 15, 2008 08:06 PM +
HamatoKameko in Monster Disco Hell
Good lord, that person's handwriting is almost freakishly consistent. At first I thought this had been typed out on a computer and superimposed over the lined paper. o.o
+ February 11, 2009 04:28 PM +
tim in sane
I think that everyone should know,
I think these pathetic poems blow.
+ March 06, 2009 07:15 PM +
Singer in NC
I'm with Lauren. You just don't get good writing from those Duke students the way you do at Carolina.
+ March 28, 2009 06:50 PM +
spelling nazi in cahoots with Garland
Am I the only one who noticed she spelled effervescent wrong?

The best thing about this Find is that there's a whole 'nother side to this ode to NY. We'll never see it, of course, but we can spend countless idle hours wondering what it may have been...

something about the Bronx (though nothing to do with the zoo) something about Staten Island and its unsurpassed view. Something about Jamaica Queens (also known as Southside), something about Lawn-Guyland (a very expensive cab ride)... something about One Police Plaza (of which we learn from Law & Order) something about the Hudson,(right on the Jersey Border.) Something about Jones Beach, littered with medical waste, and something about some thug who got all up in her face...
+ October 04, 2009 11:02 AM +
Megan in the cathouse
spelling nazi, that is one of the greatest odes to a horrible poem that i have ever read.
+ January 04, 2010 03:02 PM +
Pauline Fayne in Dublin ,Ireland
spelling nazi , i really enjoyed your comment !
My first reaction was also to hope that a student hadn't written it . Then my imagination took over and i thought it was written by a child and sent to an older sibling attending Duke....
(Thats why I love this site , my imagination runs riot ..!)
+ March 16, 2010 09:11 PM +

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