July 16, 2007

Adil's Idea of Storytelling
FOUND by Coline Bettson in Calgary, Alberta
I used this quote in an ESL presentation about children's writing. I've saved it since 1996.
jeff buckley in hallelujah
i agree.
+ July 16, 2007 12:54 AM +
c
i miss you, jeff buckley :(
+ July 16, 2007 01:14 AM +
Kate in Orygun
I think this might be my favorite yet.
+ July 16, 2007 01:36 AM +
a hug is in need
I like storytelling because I get to lie.
+ July 16, 2007 01:47 AM +
Lizard Bits in a blender
Awesome.
+ July 16, 2007 04:40 AM +
Dead Princess in Northern Mi
I don't think this is a true find!
+ July 16, 2007 06:30 AM +
TDub in Canada
Don't you people have better things to do with your time than whine about what a 'true' find is?
+ July 16, 2007 07:02 AM +
lucy in the sky with diamonds
i agree: its not a true find, it gives me the creeps, and i don't think a second grader wrote it. also, oj's innocent, elvis is alive & well, the holocaust never happened, bigfoot lives in my backyard, ufo's populated new mexico, and hotmom really is hot.
+ July 16, 2007 07:58 AM +
just in from the crystal coast
The kid is right . Anything goes in storytelling .
+ July 16, 2007 08:24 AM +
just in again
Yeah , what TDub said . THIS gives you the creeps ? How weird of you .Weak .
+ July 16, 2007 08:26 AM +
Marie in C-ville
Absolutely brilliant!
+ July 16, 2007 08:30 AM +
Mona Lisa in the louvre
I think that you have a low-creepy index, Lucy. As for the question of whether this is found, or not. It's definitely not printed by a second grader. Looks like a spoken sentence, that someone thought was too appropos to pass by, and wrote down for future reference. Which raises the question: Is something that's heard or overheard a 'find'? Interesting. Dunno. Jury's out on this one. I'm sure other people will have opinions.
+ July 16, 2007 08:42 AM +
Pixi in grad school, working feverishly on GIS (grrrr)
Why wouldn't this be a true find? The finder doesn't say what the circumstances are in finding it--all we know is, Coline found it in the late 90's and now uses it in ESL presentations. I'm going to try and work a find into my next presentation.


I've heard some of Adil's stories, and that kid definitely should try and use an erasor...or recall the lessons from "the boy who cried wolf"...
+ July 16, 2007 08:44 AM +
Mona Lisa in the louvre
and it's too bad that whoever wrote it down couldn't spell eraser.

sorry, i tried to let it go, but i couldnt.
+ July 16, 2007 08:46 AM +
Marie in C-ville
You sillys! Lucy is being sarcastic!

Teacher probably wrote it down to put on the wall, along with other students' thoughts on why they like storytelling...
+ July 16, 2007 08:51 AM +
Hey you, yeah you in the shallow end
Is the author of this find quoting a second grader (Adil)? That would explain the decent penmenship.
+ July 16, 2007 10:19 AM +
gone fish in g
The printing looks a lot like a school teacher's writing or someone else who works with small children. It's sad that they can't spell a simple word like eraser... :\

c, I too miss Jeff Buckley :(
+ July 16, 2007 10:24 AM +
Fancy Pants in doors today due to extreme heat & humidity
Ah, yes....teacher/classroom displays where they write out quotes from the students...and put them up for say - an open house.
I like the quote, although I DO wish the spelling was correct as well.
I mean, it's from a TEACHER! Hellloooooo?!?

BTW- I like storytelling, because YOU get to decide how things turn out.
+ July 16, 2007 10:32 AM +
Author in love
Stories are what make the world go round; imagination is the soul of a child.

Good find.
+ July 16, 2007 10:33 AM +
Cate in the garden state
i agree, it must have been written down by a teacher for some sort of display. too bad the teacher couldn't spell.
+ July 16, 2007 10:42 AM +
Pixi in complete frustration with GIS
It could have been a teacher's aide (a kid from a higher elementary school grade, maybe; and hopefully not a college student aide) that helped with the writing...Phonetics isn't the best method of spelling...maybe this was discarded after the writer realized erasor was misspelled and that (s)he didn't have an eraser to fix it. You don't want that hanging up on parent-teacher night.
+ July 16, 2007 10:45 AM +
Miss New Booty in babababaaba
Stupid second grader..
+ July 16, 2007 11:18 AM +
Sparrow in the birds nest
The way I read it, Coline was the teacher who wrote down Adil's quote, and has just kept it since. In which case it's not a find at all.
But not to be a total killjoy, I think Adil has very sensible opinions on storytelling.

Anyway, it reminds me of a Simpsons episode where they have an Albanian exchange student called Adil. Lisa reads from her encyclopaedia that Albania's main export is "furious political thought". lol.
+ July 16, 2007 11:24 AM +
PastelNinja in cognito
The whole found vs. not found debate is kind of ludicrous. What’s the point of dictating whether something is or is not 'technically' a find? It takes all the spontaneity and joy out of the found concept itself. And, realistically, isn’t anything we see on this website "found" here by anyone looking at it anyway? I'm not trying to throw down the super found paradox of doom or anything, but why do the hall monitors of life insist on inflicting their megalomaniacal control- freak lifestyle onto the parameters of found magazine?
Really, I know this rant is the same old noodle dish with different sauce, but seriously, it’s SO redundant.
+ July 16, 2007 11:32 AM +
Mona Lisa in the louvre
pastel ninja... i declare that i have 'found' your comment 'same old noodle dish..." Please, might I have your permission to use this saying? I absolutely love it.

as for the 'hall monitors of life' thing. I'm expanding my definition of 'found'. Whatever anyone thinks they found, is found. It's found to them, and then we find it, here. So: founds abound.
+ July 16, 2007 11:37 AM +
metta in asheville
doesn't the misspelling of "eraser" actually drive the sentiment home? it plays on the fact that the writer needed the one thing that he didn't need if he were speaking out loud?

in this case, the second grader would have actually been wise beyond his years.

hmmm.
+ July 16, 2007 11:40 AM +
PopTart in the Toaster
Where's SALT?
+ July 16, 2007 12:06 PM +
Quit diss in g the teachers
My 5th grade teacher was lousy at spelling. She told us all the time to feel free to correct her if we found misspelled words. However, she was really good at teaching math and I have a degree in that today. As a former member of the Spelling Police, I've found that different people have different strengths for a reason. This lovely second grade teacher probably has a gift with young children - I know I don't.

I like this "find", under any definition :-)
+ July 16, 2007 12:08 PM +
Maria in nsists this is a clear sheet
used on an overhead projector for "presentations".
+ July 16, 2007 12:23 PM +
PastelNinja in cognito
Mona Lisa, I vow to never claim copyright infringement. Enjoy the noodles =)
+ July 16, 2007 01:04 PM +
Mona Lisa in the diner, eating my noodles with whatever sauce comes along
yummy, thanks ninja.
+ July 16, 2007 01:14 PM +
Turbo in the Thunderdome
Well Adil, how do you feel about Tori Spelling?
+ July 16, 2007 01:38 PM +
Midlife Crisis in California
Turbo: Once again you offer a gem!

It reminds me of the saw from the 1950s:

I'd rather have a bottle in front o' me
than a prefrontal lobotomy.
+ July 16, 2007 01:48 PM +
Mickey B in lots of pain
haha, lucy, you forgot to mention that both the Coline and Adil could actually boys and this note could easily be from a homosexual couple.
Oh, and you're right, a second grader never could have written that. That font totally exists in photoshop so it's just clearly not real. hehe :p
+ July 16, 2007 01:56 PM +
Kdawg in Scottsdale, AZ
It's a teacher - a teacher who can't spell - writing down what her students said.

Was Jeff Buckley perhaps a linguistics grad student at U.C. Berkeley in the early 1990s?
+ July 16, 2007 02:11 PM +
Never in Lost
What I like about story telling is that you CAN'T use an erasor. You can't really take back anything with out sounding like a moron. Kinda like these posts...
+ July 16, 2007 02:12 PM +
Miss Old Booty in the core of the earth
MISS NEW BOOTY I FOUND YOU!
+ July 16, 2007 03:11 PM +
terrieissovery
I think that the quote meant to display irony.
+ July 16, 2007 05:16 PM +
eman in space
Cool, I do so enjoy this website
+ July 16, 2007 09:30 PM +
Vickie in The land of OZ !
Love the find. It has been my experience in life that if one picks at everything they are never happy. There are always things to pick at if you look hard enough. But seriously is it going to matter next week. Let it go and enjoy things.
+ July 16, 2007 09:39 PM +
GS in nyc
so cute.
+ August 23, 2007 10:21 AM +

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