June 29, 2007

2 Do List
FOUND by Michelle Arbeit in Washington, DC
Found in the hallway of my sister's very professional workplace.
Jan in significant compared to this guy
You must really love your job if you go to work when you rule the world.
+ June 29, 2007 12:03 AM +
Mandy in Deep South
Rock on, my friend. Rock on and rule the world!
+ June 29, 2007 12:59 AM +
pandaBurre in mN
THis is the greatest thing I have ever seen! That is going to be my person list by which to live by!
+ June 29, 2007 01:03 AM +
Katherine in California
If the face drawn above number five refers to "Biggie", I'd call Biggie a misnomer.
+ June 29, 2007 01:58 AM +
chris in california
this is the best list ever. rocking should be on everyones to-do list.
+ June 29, 2007 02:13 AM +
Ruth in UK
I think the face is in #4 instead, it's a sad face because taking out the trash is clearly something people who rule the world simply don't do.
+ June 29, 2007 03:27 AM +
CarlaSue in Terre Haute
I agree with Ruth, I think #4 goes with taking out the trash. Rockers who rule the world NEVER take out their own trash. I love that it was found in a "very professional workplace". It would suck to rule the world and still need to have a second job.
+ June 29, 2007 04:36 AM +
Mona Lisa rock in the free world
this is perfect. Love this list. And, how many of us plan to rule the world, and we stick to those slacker jobs until the opportunity presents itself.

Rex... break a leg.

+ June 29, 2007 05:16 AM +
William in Indiana
If his rubbish was eco-friendly then it might not be such a chore. I for one enjoy a trip to the compost pile.
+ June 29, 2007 05:43 AM +
SALT in THE SEA
I WROTE A SIMILAR LIST TO THIS WHEN I WAS AN ASPIRING ROCK GOD
+ June 29, 2007 07:38 AM +
Rex Winsome mus in g on an ideal
The author of this list is a member of the creative class, hiding out in a "very professional" slacker job, stealing copies for show flyers, writing and booking shows for her band when she oughta be entering data or doing some other work.

"Rock" is shorthand for "practice with the band" and "rule the world" is short hand for "write a new draft of your manifesto". She doesn't mind going to work because that's where she gets her free internet access. She does hate taking out the trash because it's symbolic of her connection with consumer capitalism. She wishes she could get access to the roof of her apartment building so she could put in a garden up there and she wouldn't need to buy things and throw out the packaging those things come in.

Biggie is a guy in a band she played with last weekend. He seemed cool, but she's about to find out he's just a hipster and he paid $80 for his jeans.

When will she find the genuine article? Someone who understands the revolution, who puts creation and sustainability at the top of his list of priorities, someone who's draft manifesto fills the gaps in hers?

Thanks Mona.

If any of you live within 100 miles of Milwaukee Wisconsin you owe it to yourself to see Made in the Mouth. it will be life-altering. insurgenttheatre.org
+ June 29, 2007 08:32 AM +
Ang in the Midwest
I love this list... I want to know who Biggie is!
+ June 29, 2007 08:35 AM +
hotmom in your dreams
...and we see how you turned out SALT.
*Note to self: amend my list to rival SALTs.

good find :)
+ June 29, 2007 08:36 AM +
SALT in THE SEA
YEAH, IT'S DIFFICULT TO HIDE MY AURA OF AWESOMENESS
+ June 29, 2007 08:49 AM +
Sean S. in Washington D.C.
Those sound like some pretty awesome ambitions. Sums up all my personal goals.
I love this find. It could be my very favorite. Good looking out!
+ June 29, 2007 09:35 AM +
Rocka Chick in Rockaville
Biggie Smalls!
+ June 29, 2007 10:15 AM +
lame in your pants
6) leave this somewhere on the floor so that somebody can find it and post it on FOUND

*accomplished*
+ June 29, 2007 10:18 AM +
D in the green room
I thought of Biggie Smalls, too, RC. But, sadly, I think that line is no longer in service.
I think the sad face goes with the garbage task, too. I can't imagine Jon Bon Jovi taking out his own trash.
+ June 29, 2007 10:21 AM +
Kwin in Camelpaw
If you become a rock god, and then you rule the world...maybe, just maybe you will be able to buy the reaper-phone and call Biggie Smalls. BUT! Will you still be able to afford the long distance charges?
+ June 29, 2007 10:25 AM +
maria in the def row records lounge
Give it up to your boy Biggie Smalls! May he rest in peace!
+ June 29, 2007 10:34 AM +
Special Sauce in Krazo
To Rock, is always at the top of my list.
+ June 29, 2007 10:59 AM +
Turbo in the Thunderdome
1. Rock
2. Rule the World
3. Fuck Work
4. Get Drunk
5. Call Booty

I needed to revise it to fit my schedule.
+ June 29, 2007 11:25 AM +
L in Ogden
It starts out so grandiose! Then realism sets in. Kind of like most of our lives.
+ June 29, 2007 11:32 AM +
lucy in the sky with diamonds
this is perfect; i've made it my desk top. it helps to have your goals right in front of you.
+ June 29, 2007 11:41 AM +
Mak in ing a list right now
It's one of those lists where you put things on it that you *know* you can cross off, thereby making yourself feel more accomplished. Biggie comes after work, which leads me to believe Biggie is his dealer. Which explains the exclamation point, too! Every rock star needs a good hook-up.

+ June 29, 2007 12:35 PM +
smile in Cincinnati
How we all should live
+ June 29, 2007 12:37 PM +
D's Chick in his heart
I think this covers just about all the bases...I like how it's all very straight-forward - non- emotional UNTIL...."take out the DAMN trash"
This find rocks.
+ June 29, 2007 12:41 PM +
Freespirit of Dead Diana in Northern Michigan
I like turbo's list better.
+ June 29, 2007 01:13 PM +
Curby in charge of paper pushing
I like how it says, "Go to work," as though he/she might forget to go if it's not on the list! : )
+ June 29, 2007 01:33 PM +
Alice in Wonderland
Rex, I checked out the Insurgent Theatre sight. sounds really cool. I'll try to check it out.
This to do list is the most amazing!
I'm always creating lists, but at the end of every one I always write: "Lastly, stop making lists!"
*sigh* somehow I still find myself scrawling to-dos in numerical order...
+ June 29, 2007 01:47 PM +
bet in g on Biggie
1. Roll
2. drool the word
3. I'm a dork
4. Damn the trash :)
5. small Biggie
+ June 29, 2007 02:45 PM +
Nikki in CHNC
Rock on , everyone ! Check out The Dexter Romweber Duo , and Dexter and the New Romans .Dex is a true rockstar .
+ June 29, 2007 03:03 PM +
Audrey in philly
hey that looks like my to-do lists except for the work part. who needs a job? not me.
+ June 29, 2007 04:03 PM +
hotmom in your dreams
6. Check Found for list. :)
+ June 29, 2007 08:06 PM +
ab in here
Awesome list. "Biggie" sounds like his drug hook-up. Can't be awesome without a stash refill, I guess.
+ June 29, 2007 11:29 PM +
Procrastinating in and avoiding my to do list
Imagine being able to 1. rock and 2. rule the world - all before 3. going to work! I don't think I'm ambitious enough in the morning.
+ June 30, 2007 07:01 AM +
Lu in NY
I always wanted to rule the world, but if it involves taking out the trash I'll pass. That's probably why more people don't aspire to rule the world
+ June 30, 2007 07:18 AM +
Itsy Bitsy Spider in the Water Spout
Rex Winsome, you're awesome.
We need more Real people down here where I live. Hipsters and wanna-bes seem to cover my city like roaches.
Here's to you, your work, and the Revolution.
+ June 30, 2007 09:00 AM +
Sara in Oregon
At least someone has their priorities straight.
+ June 30, 2007 09:38 AM +
Dreamer in Latte land, Seattle
I too adore Rex Winsome and his visions...
+ June 30, 2007 08:18 PM +
Kathy in Lexington, KY
This is getting enlarged, printed, and put up on the wall of our dorm room. Because really, this gets it right.
+ July 01, 2007 10:40 PM +
someone in chicago
Lu: LOL. i agree.
+ July 02, 2007 12:04 PM +
Pixi in Amherst, MA
Found in DC? Certainly this belongs to Cheney?
+ July 02, 2007 03:37 PM +
biggie biggie biggie can't you see in sometimes your words just hypnotize me
i wish i could call up biggie smalls right now.
+ July 04, 2007 11:08 PM +
nikki in jersey
well sometimes i have to write myself list to remind me ruling the world is only my second priority
+ July 05, 2007 08:47 PM +
Rob Adams in Washington DC/Now Raleigh NC
My friend told me this made a list in a magazine... This was in fact hanging on the wall of my office (at one point) as I wrote it one day bored in my office. Because I love all the great replies I will not explain any of them except 2. The face is for #4 and Biggie is not a drug dealer LOL it is the nickname of my best friend... and he wrote that in there when he was covering for me when I was out of the office. Originally there was no #5. Hope this helps everyone ;-) Thanks for all the great comments. And yes I am a musician as well. Go figure huh?

Cheers!
+ September 05, 2007 12:50 PM +
Harry in goldsboro nc
Leave it up to one of my peeps to create such a list...that's great Dale...you need to call me motherfucker
+ September 05, 2007 03:52 PM +
J. Mack in Garner, NC
THIS IS SO COOL! I HAVE KNOW "DALE" (ROB) THE WRITER OF THIS LIST" FOR OVER 9 YEARS AND THIS IS REALLY NEAT THAT THIS WAS POSTED. THIS IS REALLY COOL AND BY THE WAY HE MAY WRITE ON THAT LIST HOW MUCH HE HATES TAKING OUT THE TRASH BUT EVEN IF HE VISITS ME HE WILL TAKE OUT MY TRASH IF IT'S NEEDS TO GO OUT. HE'S A GREAT GUY!!
+ October 04, 2007 12:36 PM +
Christina in Limbo
Rock and Rule the World...Kids are so optimistic these days.
+ December 18, 2007 02:07 AM +
Christina in Limbo
I just saw that the author of the list wrote back!!

Keep rockin', Rob!
+ December 18, 2007 02:08 AM +
philip in burke va
1. I have a friend that is like this
2. Has a very professional work environment in DC
3. We have a mopey friend nicknamed Biggie

interesting...
+ April 15, 2008 02:18 PM +

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