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Saturday School
FOUND by Erin
in Tennessee
Found this on the ground.
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We collect FOUND stuff: love letters, birthday cards, kids' homework,
to-do lists, ticket stubs, poetry on napkins, telephone bills, doodles -
anything that gives a glimpse into someone
else's life. Anything goes...
5pm, 2/16/07, Taylor's Mom: "Goddammit, Taylor, why in the hell do you keep getting in trouble for same stupid ass stuff? You're just like your father, that son of a bitch."
This kid could save some dosh by saying stuff like "Those damp mudder pluckers can kith my ash!" See? No wasted Saturdays there!
Wow...not only do you get detention at that school, you have to PAY?? $15 bucks a shot. What is that, a fine? Or is the school encouraging bad behaviour on the part of its students so they can make money? I suppose someone has to pay the detention proctor overtime for working on Saturday, but still...sounds a little opportunistic.
Back in my day we didn't have "detention." After you started highschool, "staying after" was a thing of the past. You either got failed, suspended or expelled.
What happens if you swear at Saturday School?
in my time at school i got quite a bunch of these (or the equivalent of em), but having to pay for it sounds far worse- what kind of school would try to grab money from their students in detention?
the regulations seem alien anyway - what the eff is a level III offense? i think i'd be using a whole lot of profane language in a school like that.. sounds like one that'd keep you in detention in a windowless room with just one door behind your back you're not even allowed to turn your head to- some u.s. schools are really eerie places, good luck taylor for staying sane
They say Taylor was a good girl
never one to be late
complain, express ideas in her brain
working on the night shift
passing out the tickets,
your gonna have to pay her if you wanna park here
well mommy's little dancer
has quite a little secret
working on the streets now
never gonna keep it...
Jack Johnson
hey, feeling.. i was at the Jack Johnson concert on sunday night.
heh. heheheh. am going to suggest this to the principal. nothing quite like PAID FOR saturday school. am thinking serious student torture...and the money compensates whatever poor teacher/administrator has to monitor the experience.
and in the future, the kids will look back through a haze of 'breakfast club' nostalgia and think of it as 'hey, remember the time we had saturday school?'
I don't want to go to wherever it is you get these slips handed out.
Also, there are a lot of books in our library that employ repeated use of profanity. Do they have to go to Saturday School? Or would reading them just get you into more trouble?
"Dear Mr. Vernon:
We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it is we did wrong. But we think you're crazy for making us write an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us: in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is a brain, and an athlete, a basket case, a princess, and a criminal. Does that answer your question?
Sincerely yours,
The Breakfast Club."
Saturday school? In my day, we went to DETENTION... Damn bureaucracies and their euphemisms; turning today's kids into a bunch of sissies!
@ librarian...
Clearly, some of your books need a good spanking.
Damn! Lance Pants beat me to it.
If you must curse - it is better to do it in Saturday School rather than Sunday School.
Personally, I think there's too much damn profanity being used anyway.
the following people will report to Saturday School.
Gloria, for pretending not to swear.
Librarian, for having books that swear.
Lance Pants, for quoting really really old movies
JodaBabes, for actually swearing.
Alan, for disapproving of swearing, while actually swearing
Me, cuz that's where all the cool kids are, and it sounds fun.
I love Jack Johnson!.. but I keep getting his name wrong. I keep saying Joe Jackson (another great musician) when I really mean Jack Johnson.
(Haven't we seen this detention slip before?)
@Mona--I wanna' come, too! Seeing as how I don't have a life, I guess I can be the Ally Sheedy character. She did nothing wrong to get in, she just didn't have anything better to do.
At our school, they finally gave up on Saturday School because no one came. Kids were assigned Saturday School for skipping class. If they skipped Saturday School, they would be suspended. Each subsequent suspension was longer. Eventually they were missing so much class time there was no way they could catch up. Then of course they failed, and eventually dropped out. With a new administration there was a change of policy. Now they have lunch detention. If kids don't show up for that, they are taken out of class, and sent to daylong in-school suspension. They are still missing class and getting behind, but at least they're not getting stoned or pregnant.
Charging $15 for being sent to detention??? I think I'll suggest that to our administrators! Heck, I'm sure that families on free/reduced lunches can afford an extra $15 every time their kid messes up! If it works in Tennessee, surely it will work in Oregon. Another fund raising idea to provide more tax relief; I'm sure the parents voting for Sizemore's anti-tax measures would welcome the idea (until it's their kid who has to pay!)
Ally Sheedy hasnt done anythign in any movie she's been in. mlm you can come too. Just cuz.
Clover, it was so cool, seeing him. My friend had an extra ticket, so it was a last minute thing. I did discover, however, that I'm just too freaking old to be sitting on the ground. Nice to hear him under the stars, tho.
I don't think I've ever been close to committing a Level III offense.
I guess I'm just too very not selfish.
Let's sing along with The Simple Minds, shall we?
"Don't you forget about me...."
Being charged just to go to detention is pretty shitty... if I were a parent, that's the part that'd make me mad!
LEVEL III OFFENSE!!! ALL HANDS MAN YOUR BATTLE STATIONS! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
@Jan in a Foul Mood -- very funny!
I really want to see what the arrow points to on the back of the paper.
And I think this is a worse punishment for the parent. They have to get up on their day off to make sure their kid is at school at 8am. Then they can't go back to bed b/c they have to be back at 12 to pick them up. I'd be pissed. Of course, I'd also teach my kid not to swear repeatedly. Guess that's the lesson.
To the parent's of: Jan, Jodababes, Wearing boots in the hall;Tatiana and Mona Lisa:
You are hereby strongly requested to come to Saturday School on August 5th, 2008 at Foundmagazine School for Free Speech and Jugementalism for the following offences.
Jan's parents, for teaching your child to swear.
Jodababe's parents for the same as above.
Wearing boot's...parent's teaching your child to be insubordinate to an authority figure.
Tatiana's parents for insubordination and being cheap.
Mona Lisa's parent's for allowing Mona to throw orgies with classmates and for encouraging her to demean a really cute actress, Ally Sheedy.
You will report promptly at 8:00 am sharp. Do not be late.
Thank You,
Principal Smallbear
Mona, is Smallbear organizing your detentions/orgies now? Fuck all!
@ Smallbear & Mona:
I protest Alan and I being assigned Saturday School. We each swore only once, after all. At the same time, I agree with Mona about where to find the cool kids...
Damn. DAMN! DOUBLE DAMN!!!
Come on Alan, all the cool kids are doing it.
OK Jodababes - cover your ears...
DARN YOU...DARN YOU ALL TO HECK!
whew! I'm glad that's off my chest.
Hee Hee! My parents don't have to go! They'll be so fuckin' happy! ....Ooops.
I never said she wasnt cute... oh dammitall.... that robot movie was funny. but she doesnt really do anything but be cute. and she's way too skinny.
HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! mlm swore, i'm telling... na na na na na
and shush about the orgies. the 'rents don't know about that.
oh, btw, you misspelled judgenmentalism wrong.
Just watched breakfast club the other night, so it's funny to see the similarity here. I guess this kid could be "the criminal"??
what about you dad?
fuck you!
no, dad, what about you?
fuck you!!!
Dear Assholes,
Fuck this fucking school, and all its shithead administrators, with their bullshit microfuckingmanaging policies. I've heard enough of your bitching about students being late for detention - blow it out your collective ass, you bunch of jerkoffs. And while you're at it, you can take your "Level III Offense" and stick it right up your goddamn ass.
You cocksuckers have no idea who you're fucking with. I'm one mean bastard, and you don't even want to know what I'll do to that piece of shit detention hall if I actually do show up on Saturday.
Hugs and fucking kisses,
Taylor
Ophelia, don't forget the TBS version.
What about you dad?
Flip you!!!
@Flargy,
Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns.
I refused to go to Saturday school and got sent to alternative school--where the teachers actually gave shit about me and my education.
That's IT! jodababes and Flargy you both have Saturday detention for a Month!!
mlm now you have a Saturday detention!
And Mona, all Ally Sheedy has to do is be cute, that's enough as far as this bear's concerned.Btw meet me in my cave so we can discuss your sexual perversions away from your parents. (hee hee)
Just curious, did Ally Sheedy ever get old? I love that robot movie! Five Alive!! (or was it 55 Alive?)
Short Circuit. Number 5 is is alive!! Number 5 is alive!! No disassemble, Stephanie.
I've seen it once or twice.
just give me the address of your cave. I'm sure you could just leave it here, no one else will come to your cave, would they?
@Terrie: That movie made me cry a little. I was so worried about Johnny 5's survival.
Just noticed that Ophelia swore too, so her parent's will have to come in for a Saturday as well.
Clover: 55 Alive sounds like a drive safe slogan from the "70's or a mediocre '80's rock band. And no Ally Sheedy has never aged, at least not in this perverted bear's mind.
Mona here's my address, don't tell anyone, at least not yet. ;-)
555 Pooh Corner
The Enchanted Forest
Zamonia 077755
I went to "Dark Knight" the other day and was horrified to see that JC Penny is using "The Breakfast Club" to advertise back to school sales! I had no idea I was supposed to have children already, let alone children who are going back to school!
Spam protection: 28 times 15? Who the hell knows that?
@Yeah, that Ad makes us all feel old as dirt. But on the other hand it's kinda cool that jcpenney thinks such a movie would appeal to the current generation. Just proves how great such movies really are. They are as iconic and cool as we think.
Detention? Fuck that shit.
You guys have all fukin' beat me to the punchlines!
SHIT!
robley. 28 times 15 is 420. who doesn't know that?
small bear, i live right around the corner,
470 Dung Drive.
Dear Holly's parents:
Your daughter has been caught swearing like a drunkin' sailor on Foundmagazine School grounds and therefore has been issued a Saturday Detention. As it is now our policy to issue a Sat. Den. to the student's parents as well as the student in such cases, you are hereby directed to show up on Sat. August 9th with Holly. Sat. Den. begins at 8 am sharp do not be late.
Principal Smallbear
Mona when can I expect you?
Get a room.
@Most improved....get a sense of humor.We don't take ourselves to seriously here. :>
@ SMALLBEAR- I heart you!!
Smallbear, I've been here way longer than you, and I write for more than myself. Get a room.
Smallbear doesn't need a room. He has a cave.
that's it. Found comments: ruined. This sucks. Ick.
Im told there are websites with chatrooms dedicated to your sort of banter, mona and smallbear. Find one.
There is an arrow in the lower right corner indicating that we should turn the slip over for, presumably, more information. I wonder what more needed to be said.
lol.... smallbear, i'll be there at half past three.
another small voice, and who ever else. whatever.
i can't get over the paying for detention. a huge portion of parents don't even make that much an hour! get in trouble in this school and you dig deeper and deeper! where's the support!
To everyone who takes our comments to seriously: whatever! Get over yourselves!
On the contrary, mona and smallbear. I don't take your comments seriously at all. But that doesn't mean that I feel that someone *else's* website comment board is the appropriate place to air them. Sully your own website with your "witty" sexual innuendo and dirtygirl banter.
That is all.
*to self* "Ignore the trolls, ignore the trolls, ignore the trolls, ignore the trolls, ignore the trolls, ignore the trolls, ignore the trolls, ignore the trolls, ignore the trolls, ignore the trolls, ignore the trolls, ignore the trolls..."
LOL @ Smallbear!! You have no idea how amusing your last post is.
Someone is easily entertained. ^^^
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<B>From Wiki</B>.
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Yay for Breakfast club type memories. I loved those!
"Level III Offense"? How many levels of offense are there?