December 14, 2005

I Have a Bunch of Money, So Don't Worry About It
FOUND by Cecilia Johnson in Denver, Colorado
I found this letter on the sidewalk outside of East High School in Denver.
pgringo69
"I am smart" HA! know he isn't an smart person.
+ November 13, 2006 04:50 PM +
Alyssa in AZ
It sounds like the poor kid is mildly retarded. I feel kinda bad for him.
+ December 09, 2006 09:12 AM +
Allison in Ontario
It's funny because we all know he didn't get a response from this one... and the girls probably just laughed at...like we are!
+ December 19, 2006 03:35 AM +
alice in Corvallis, Oregon
ohh no it is so sad it almost hurts
+ December 21, 2006 03:59 AM +
mary in bethesda
"description of self: what my parents do for a living."
+ December 30, 2006 12:28 AM +
Allie in Denver Colorado
i go to East High school where this note was found...
yea, i gotta say i'm not surprised, we got some real winners there.
hahahaha
+ January 05, 2007 01:34 PM +
becky in in my bedroom
hey did you guys see that all the people who commented were mostly a names and almost the same????
+ January 27, 2007 10:04 PM +
Danielle in Atlanta
http://www.xsunderground.com/thechilde/
+ January 29, 2007 07:22 PM +
James in Florida
This guy is so money it's ridiculous.
+ January 30, 2007 02:12 PM +
Me in Greensboro
Danielle....I went to that website and I must say that the kid talking sounds really creepy. Almost like a future Ted Bundy or something.
+ January 31, 2007 08:43 AM +
Mickey B
DAMMIT! Finally my dream guy, and he's in Colorado.
+ January 31, 2007 10:51 PM +
There's a Wocket in My Pocket
Desperate?
+ February 02, 2007 09:11 PM +
Belle in Australia
Maybe the poor bugger has just had his fill of judgmental, fake, "cool" kids. If he was on Oprah telling his story all the "A's" probably would be crying for him!
+ February 02, 2007 09:41 PM +
Monica in ontario, Canada
This reminds me of when i was younger, at the beach. A developmentally delayed guy sat next to me, and said he just broke up with his girlfriend, and needed a new one, and would i go out with him. This is definitely something along the same line. No social skills, some typing ability, and no sense of self. I hope he does find someone, people like him just strive to be normal.
+ February 09, 2007 06:00 AM +
jeny in miami
wow this is a tresure.
+ February 09, 2007 01:16 PM +
JessicaPC in South Carolina
I need a boyfriend.

But maybe one who can spell? That'd be nice.
+ April 11, 2007 11:01 PM +
Melissa in Dublin, Texas
What a love. At least his heart is in the right place. He doesn't cheat or beat. Which is more than many other guys can say.
More power to the poor little doctor and insurance agent's son.
+ May 07, 2007 09:56 PM +
Lola in the obvious places
Some mean,stupid kids obviously typed this up to embarrass poor Jaree. I hope they DIE!!
+ May 26, 2007 05:57 PM +
Kate in Colorado
Wow, I imagine this is how my ex-boyfriend would have described himself... but he WAS all those things. "Methinks thou protesteth too loudly..."
+ June 05, 2007 08:39 PM +
Courtney in the office
I want to give this kid a hug and some words of advice, but I'm pretty sure he'd grab my ass or something worse...
+ July 19, 2007 08:00 PM +
Amanda in Here and there
Everyone deserves love, some just go about it differently. Since when did it become wrong to express that need aloud? As socially inept as this person may be, I hope he is not alone.
+ July 22, 2007 01:05 AM +
Greg B in Denver
This is the exact same way I met my wife. I stood on the street handing out similar notes. I got beaten, twice. The second time was bad. I went to the hospital and the nurse was very nice. She set me up with her sister who was kind of fat but really nice. Ten years later I married her cousin. She was nice too.
+ August 01, 2007 02:23 PM +
Claire in Buenos Aires, third day
Adorable. Although I think it says "I have a bunch of money so don't worry about if I am broke or not" not "so don't worry about it." Grammar, schmammar. I'm in love.
+ August 08, 2007 07:02 PM +
Tina in Indiana
My favorite part is that he says "A description of myself; my dad is a doctor and my mom is a insurance agent." Ha. Good description of YOURSELF. :)
Also like "i am not violent. i am nice."
+ August 20, 2007 05:10 PM +
Valzi in New Mexico
Who says "I am not violent" unless they are often accused of it? Yeesh. Scary.
+ September 05, 2007 07:18 PM +
Gemma D in Atlanta, GA
My first impression of this find was that it was written by a young boy. Perhaps it found it's way to the sidewalk outside of East High School, but was not actually written by a high school student.

I'm not sure how they do things in Denver, but around here it is not uncommon to find public elementary, middle, and high schools all located on the same road or within close proximity of one another.

Another possibility is that an elementary or young middle school student left his "personal add" on the bus. Here, the local high school uses some of the same buses that run the middle and elementary school routes. Maybe the note found it's way to the high school via bus.

Anyway, it's sweet if it was written by a young boy.

Slightly depressing, but still sweet if it was written by a special education student.

Or a bit of a nasty prank if Jaree is an actual student there. A funny, perhaps well deserved, mysterious prank.
+ September 12, 2007 01:42 PM +
Ashleigh in your dreams
Sell it Jaree!
+ October 06, 2007 02:10 PM +
E. in New York
@Gemma - the nearest middle school that I can recall was a good 10 or more blocks away - East High had a big campus and far from the brightest students.
+ October 15, 2007 04:41 PM +
J. in Chicago
he's a real keeper, ladies.
+ November 03, 2007 01:06 PM +
Karen in Denver, CO
Diz iz so sweet! i WanT 2 kn hU Diz iz.!.
+ December 27, 2007 04:25 PM +
vlad in siberia
"i no that i am a smart person!" well, we all know that you are a dimwit who should use the spell check.
+ October 10, 2008 07:36 PM +

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