August 18, 2008

To Whoever Gets It
FOUND by Ramon Prieto in Manila, Philippines
I found this folded note near our school cafeteria, and it was addressed "To whoever gets it." I was surprised and amused when I saw what was drawn on the inside. I have a lot of this stuff but this is my most interesting one. I keep looking everywhere in the hopes of finding something to beat it!
Terrie-Is-So-Very in totally-unique-ville
mariwene...hee, hee.
+ August 18, 2008 12:37 AM +
Gloria in excelsis deo
Well, now we know where packing worms come from: they are produced by spiky-haired trolls who do "steriods" and carry uzis. It's the simple things in life you cherish.
+ August 18, 2008 12:44 AM +
Monkey in denial
I like the name June. and when I picture someone named June, that's definitely not what I imagine.

this find raises several questions for me.
1: June is a female name, so is that drawing supposed to be a girl? or a oddly named boy?
2: is this the artists opinion of someone they know?
3: or is this a very unflattering self portrait?
4: does anyone actually both take steroids AND smoke "mariwene"?
aren't the 2 kind of counteractive to their points?
steroids: taken to get amped up, build muscle, be tough and win.
"mariwene": smoked to get high, chill out and be very mellow. usually resulting in a lot of sitting around and eating tons junk food, generally not the way to win anything
+ August 18, 2008 04:07 AM +
not just another mouth in the lipstick vogue
If that's what June looks like, I wonder what July looks like... or, jeez, December.
+ August 18, 2008 05:00 AM +
Librarian in the woodwork
This isn't June Cleaver before her make-up call, is it? What would the Beaver say?
+ August 18, 2008 05:35 AM +
Pastor Z in curmudgeonville
Maybe it's just me, but this found strikes me as tragic. It was obviously drawn by a young person... it includes a gun, drugs, steroids and a gratuitous men's magazine. What has happened to our society when these are the things that have obviously had an impact on the young artist and many others like him or her? Say what you will about my living in the past, but if my child had drawn this it would have put up all sorts of red flags for me.
+ August 18, 2008 05:56 AM +
Jonathan in London, England
@Pastor Z; that's the reaction he was hoping for. Boys will be boys...

Actually the drawing of 'June' is rather good. Could definitely be a drooling spiky-haired goth girl (with a gun).

What kind of pen was that? Judging by the smudge at the bottom of the page it could be 'real' indian ink, which is quite inmpressive.
+ August 18, 2008 06:11 AM +
Tori in South Cackalackie
This looks like one of those "My Anti-Drug" ads.
+ August 18, 2008 06:24 AM +
Lucky in Kentucky
Since this was found in Manila, I wonder if that really says, "June."
The spelling problems might be explained by being found in the Philippines.

As to content, I hope this a case of putting it down on paper releases it from the soul.
+ August 18, 2008 06:30 AM +
Scratching my head in the dark
I can usually figure this stuff out, being a fairly bright fellow. But some of this is a mystery to me ... I must be very out of touch.

FHM? Chabu? HOA (or something like that?) I assume from the Pastor's comment that one of them has reference to a skin-rag, but I just don't get the part of the drawing at the bottom (the lipstick container-thing and the 9-volt batter-thing). The picture of June is awesome, however, in it's own way.

Help me out.

P.S. Coincidentally (NOT 'ironically') ... my Spam Protection Question is: What month comes before July?
+ August 18, 2008 07:02 AM +
Scratching my head in the dark
(forgive the possessive "it's" ... IT'S still early)
+ August 18, 2008 07:03 AM +
Flargy in New Haven, CT
This kid is smoking way too much mariwene to draw an even remotely coherent picture.

Pastor, I will say what I will about you living in the past. Let's meet up at the sock hop and talk about it.

It wold be nice iff people would stop postign comments with teh sole purpose of correcting spellling or punctuat'ion errors in their own pervious coments.
+ August 18, 2008 07:16 AM +
filmed in front of a live studio audience
That lipstick container is a tiny little bit of hope that she carries with her wherever she goes.

Or it's a personal sized perfume spray bottle filled with some wretched scent called Hope.

(I'm hoping for the first. We all need just a little.)

Maybe that's just her June hairstyle. (his?) for July, it'll be a glamorous up-do.
+ August 18, 2008 07:19 AM +
me aga in n
Oh, and it looks to me as if the stuff in pencil is all drawn after the fact, and by someone entirely different. (and younger. and less skilled.)

So the artist might not have had "june" in mind at all.

the thing with FHH on it looks like a Bic lighter. (For Her Herb?)
+ August 18, 2008 07:22 AM +
mona lisa in not the phillipines
The FHM is that skin rag "men's entertainment" magazine.

Is that thing on the bottom right a bic lighter?

I have no idea what that other thing is, Chabu, habu.. i dunno.

+ August 18, 2008 07:24 AM +
John
"Steriods" is my new favorite word.
+ August 18, 2008 07:33 AM +
alan goes "pting" in Joe Strummer's brain
I should be counted among those who "don't" get it.
+ August 18, 2008 07:35 AM +
Clover in the lawn under a dark noisy sky
Stereo-ids. That's how I would say it.
+ August 18, 2008 08:05 AM +
1funchickadee in the front office
What is that coming out of June's mouth? Perhaps smoke rings from the mariwene....
+ August 18, 2008 08:10 AM +
Clover in the Lawn under a dark sky listening to the crows
I thought maybe the lipstick-looking thing and the battery-looking thing were supposed to be a bullet and bullet casing, or maybe a bomb. A bullet named HOPE. Now that's depressing.

What does FHM stand for? There's a belly button on the skirt of the girl on the cover of the magazine.
+ August 18, 2008 08:13 AM +
Maynard in Murillo

"inmpressive"

Thanks Jonathon, another Foundism for my collection.

+ August 18, 2008 08:14 AM +
Turbo in the Thunderdome
Clover, FHM, I believe, stands for "for him magazine". Not very clever.

Has June been decapitated and his/her head sewn back on?
+ August 18, 2008 08:37 AM +
Night in gale
I thought FHM was "for horny men".
+ August 18, 2008 08:43 AM +
DeLonghi Model CT12
Apparently, there's a Korean dish called Chabu Chabu, which is basically a gigantic soup that you put thin slices of beef in.

(from someone's blog that popped up in a goooogle search. the Virgin-Traveler. dot blogspot. dot com. follow the tiny url.)

http://tinyurl.com/62gmqe

+ August 18, 2008 08:49 AM +
mlml in texas
June also appears like he/she is holding something black in his/her left hand, along with being a Frankenstein with the whole "head sewn on" thing.
+ August 18, 2008 08:54 AM +
Melanie in a procrastinating state
I think one kid drew this, then his buddy came alongside and drew the lighter parts and titled it "June"... as in "our plans in June, as soon as school is out."
+ August 18, 2008 09:37 AM +
kathleeeeeen in wisconsin
it's a necklace
+ August 18, 2008 09:37 AM +
baby basil in the herb garden
What intrigues me about this...thing...is the scribbled out letters at the bottom. I can almost make them out, but not quite. Aggravating and intriguing.
+ August 18, 2008 09:54 AM +
Librarian in the woodwork
Okay, so I was just going to comment on what baby basil did: what's that crossed out at the bottom?

Also, this is clearly two different people's work. One in pen, and another in lighter pencil. What Melanie said.

...and I guess I'll just go ahead and echo anything anyone else says, too, while I'm at it.
+ August 18, 2008 10:00 AM +
Alvacado in the fridge, rotting
I blew the picture up 400% or so, it seems the scratched out words at the bottom end in the word "university" so I'm thinking it's a notepad or stationary from a college...
+ August 18, 2008 10:11 AM +
mona lisa in the louvre
i vouw nevver to possst aftur a poset i macke about aney speeling or grammatickal errurs that I may or maynt make, in the post of the furst poset, Flargmeister.
Luv
Monna LIssa
+ August 18, 2008 10:34 AM +
Quot in g Paul Simon
"June she'll change her tune
In restless walks she'll prowl the night"
+ August 18, 2008 10:50 AM +
Gloria in excelsis deo
@1funchickadee

Coming out of her mouth are "packing worms" or "packing peanuts" (we don't have the resolution to tell which).
+ August 18, 2008 11:01 AM +
Libarian in teh woodewurk
@ mona lisa ... isn't that supposed to be
"may'nt"? Or "ma'ynt"?
+ August 18, 2008 11:09 AM +
mona lisa in the speelinng dickshunary
your write, liberrian.
+ August 18, 2008 11:56 AM +
Terrie-Is-So-Very in totally-unique-ville
I've known at least two Filipino guys named June and one named August. I really liked the name August and considered giving my son that name.
+ August 18, 2008 12:00 PM +
wandering around unsupervised in the mists of time
I once knew a young man whose name was Augustus (the Third, no less!). He went by Auggie. (and dayumm he was cute!)
+ August 18, 2008 12:03 PM +
nadine
I like names for the month or for days of the week (like Sunday or Tuesday). Although, not all of these names would work. For Example, no one ever names their children September or March. Or Saturday.
+ August 18, 2008 12:48 PM +
mona lisa in baby name book
I was gonna name my offspring Sam 'n Ella. Cuz i knew they'd be spoiled. August never even came to mind, tho thats their birth month. Of course, then i'd have to choose which one was August, and which one was something else. They were born on a wednesday, which, i guess would have been a good name... Dang. That would have been cool. One of them dressed up for halloween as Wednesday Addams, last year. I wonder if they would have hated me. I'll ask them.

Girls, if you read this, I'm changing your names, ok? You, that one, you're August. And the other one, you're Wednesday.
+ August 18, 2008 01:12 PM +
Smallbear in the Cave
Really thought that the word on the top of this Find said dunce. June(Enuj) never popped into my mind.

Btw for those who enjoy my creative musings (Nightingale etc) and who missed them, check out Find #5952, Cheesecake and #5611,green man. Hope this doesn't sound to pathetic or self serving.:)
If so--well Nightingale does think I'm a whiner so....
+ August 18, 2008 01:55 PM +
CuriousKat not signed in for no apparent reason
Hi, Terrie! When my friend Linda got pregant for the first time her child was the 25th grandchild so finding a name for her son became a little challenging. She ended up calling him Augustus and everyone calls him Augie. Even since then I have loved the name!
+ August 18, 2008 03:22 PM +
Whiskey in The Jar
When I saw this I didn't think of "june" as being the person's name. I thought of it as the month. Like a clue that the persona of the cartoon is depressed and is planning something with the weapons for the month of June. And since the drawing was found in a school cafeteria I would have been very worried about this instead of just hiding it away at home. But maybe that's just hindsight from personal experiences.
+ August 18, 2008 04:01 PM +
They're baack.
And for those of you who enjoy my clever musings, check them out too! I'll print a listing of them later. I know you love me.
+ August 18, 2008 04:30 PM +
shell in in oz
I agree with pastor Z, this seems tragic to me. I see it as a self-portrait of someone who feels like they're spinning toward a blackhole of dispair. "To whoever gets it" says someone is sad and lonely.
+ August 18, 2008 04:42 PM +
Beavis in Butthead
Hehe, you said blackhole.
+ August 18, 2008 07:38 PM +
apropos of noth in g
I say what? (what what)
I say ooh ooh oohwee.
I say aall right.
I say Love me Love me Love me.
Undercover angel
midnite fantasy-hee hee
I never had a dream that made sweet love to me..
+ August 18, 2008 08:09 PM +
Night in gale
Apparently, all of my clever musings are in my head. Read my mind.
+ August 18, 2008 10:25 PM +
mona lisa in the louvre
all of my clever musings are discussed only with the voices in my head.
+ August 19, 2008 05:36 AM +
Smallbear in the Cave
Sorry for being an needy pathetic Asswhole, just thought those who weren't around this past weekend would reading them. Guess I was wrong.
+ August 19, 2008 01:30 PM +
Smallbear in the Cave
That should be would enjoy reading them.
+ August 19, 2008 01:30 PM +
Mar in ade
'Chabu' or 'Syabu' is an illegal drug that's pretty popular (judging from its frequent appearances in reported drug busts) in Southeast Asia. It's a form of methamphetamine, I believe.
+ August 19, 2008 11:23 PM +
Michael Jackson needs to go to the bathroom
heh heh.. ha ha heh heh.. Ramon said "beat it."
+ August 20, 2008 11:54 AM +

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