December 21, 2005

All About a Female
FOUND by Brian Berman in Thermopolis, Wyoming
I was doing my laundry in a Suds-n-Duds while I was on a road trip in 1999. I think this was left behind by someone who was working there.
sienna in halifax
what is skinny height?
+ November 27, 2006 04:09 PM +
Nathan in Yuma, AZ
Her height from side-to-side? [aka: "width"]
+ December 05, 2006 06:12 PM +
FP in here
he sure has some nice writing, id respond
+ December 20, 2006 04:08 AM +
Cindy in Minnesota
Seems like a list a psycho-stalker would write--figuring out what kind of victim he wants and where to go! Scary!!!
+ December 28, 2006 11:03 PM +
Kin in Australia
Anyone who defines someone by their career (and how much it pays), isn't worth it.

To anyone reading this- don't measure your personal value by your job. Don't be ashamed of what you do either. If it gives you the money to have a bit of fun and make the rest of your life meaningful, that's all that matters.

+ December 30, 2006 11:02 AM +
Jennifer in Leesville, SC
Well said Kin...
+ January 06, 2007 06:30 PM +
Higgy in TN
I have to agree with Cindy, this gives me the heeby jeebies
+ January 09, 2007 02:35 PM +
paris in Ithaca
this guy thinks airports are good entertainment!
+ January 29, 2007 03:02 PM +
Dasein in Minnesota
I think it's a rough draft of a personals ad describing what he's looking for in a woman and describing fun things to do. It's too casual to be a psycho-stalker. A p-s would be much more obsessive.
+ January 30, 2007 01:28 PM +
Kristen in rhode island
i live right next to the airport, with the lights at night and the landing i can see how that can be a source for entertainment. for a little while at least. i think it's a cute idea for a date.
+ January 31, 2007 02:44 AM +
DH in your eye
Portly Teenage Blond retail clerks need not apply
+ February 28, 2007 05:55 PM +
bored in at work
conserts?
+ March 13, 2007 09:27 AM +
megob in ABQ
airports?
+ May 03, 2007 03:02 PM +
megob in ABQ
airports?
+ May 03, 2007 03:03 PM +
Rex in MKE
i think we should define ourselves by our jobs. Maybe we'd make more effort to have good fulfilling ethical jobs. If one is what one does, then the thing one does 40 hours a week, the thing that provides money to sustain one's life is an important part of what you do and thus, who you are.
+ May 25, 2007 11:14 AM +
kelly
He wants a woman lawyer or doctor to take to his favorite hangout: Six Flags. Such a kid at heart.

Also willing to take his highly educated find to a "consert" for "entertament."

+ June 14, 2007 07:40 AM +
pfunk237 in petersburg
This just looks like a layout for a book idea or story idea. The who, and the wheres.
I've made many victim list and they look nothing like this
+ July 10, 2007 02:12 PM +
CherryCherry in Chicago
Rex...i don't know if that would be so good.
+ August 12, 2007 07:17 AM +
Tori in South Cackalackie
I can't believe I'm the only one who thought it was a list of ideas for that game girls play (I can't think of the name of it for the life of me) where you fold the paper and your friend chooses a number and then they fold up the flap to reveal their destiny. I KNOW you girls know what I'm talking about.
+ September 21, 2007 09:38 AM +
Michelle in GA
Brown, 18, tall, 135 lbs, student. All interests but airports.
Do I qualify?
Just kidding. :)
+ October 09, 2007 12:59 PM +
VL in Illinois
Doctor: Medical care
Nurse: Ass-wiping
Real estate: Get you some acres and a house
Chef: She'll do the cooking
Lawyer: She'll handle your case

That's called True Love, Man Style.
+ October 30, 2007 07:18 AM +
Leave yourself intact in I won't be coming back
Reading this I thought it was that game that we always used to play, MASH. Is that the one you meant, Tori?
Oh wait, it sounds like you're talking about fortune tellers.. hmm, i dunno.
+ November 08, 2007 08:25 PM +
Insane in the membrane
Wouldn't most professional women prefer a man who owns his own washer and dryer, or am I just being jaded?
+ November 20, 2007 02:42 PM +
Happy and in Love
There's actually MORE to females than the stuff on this short list.
+ December 21, 2007 01:39 PM +
a bird in the hand
I wouldn't be caught dead at a consert. I mean, jeez.
+ January 23, 2008 11:01 PM +
flyaway311 in Utah
110 pounds . . . that's dang skinny.
If you limit who you're looking at to their weight, you're gonna miss out on a lot
+ March 26, 2008 10:27 PM +
A girl in a cube
Nice handwriting; this guy must be used to writing; maybe he's a writer. And this is his character sketch for the heroine of his latest work in progress.
+ September 09, 2008 01:07 PM +
cara in perth, aus
i, too, thought this was some kind of character profiling for a novel or maybe a play...doesn't sound like a very interesting character, though.
+ September 13, 2008 11:25 PM +
Ness in Edinburgh
definitely planning a personal ad - these are all the things you have to put on a profile page of a dating website!
+ October 17, 2008 05:43 AM +
girl in this place
I would agree with the character thing if it didn't say 25 and up
+ November 29, 2008 09:29 PM +
Biff in a Skiff in Fl
131 pound porkers need not apply. No blonds either. And you MUST enjoy airports.
+ June 12, 2009 07:53 AM +
Aladd in sane
My immediate thought was that this guy was just sitting down writing out what he wants in a woman- I did this in junior high when thinking what I wanted in a boyfriend.

My second thought was, WHAT A DOUCHE!! Basically this guy has limited his options to tall, almost impossibly skinny rich women who he can live off of. I mean, it's good to look for a woman who's self-supporting, intelligent and going places, but this guy seems like he's in it only for the dough and the body. Am I the only one who read that into it?
+ August 23, 2009 08:42 PM +

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