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October 12, 2008 |
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From the Sexy Table
FOUND by Chyna
in Salt Lake City, Utah
I found this on the hallway floor in my junior high school. I think I know some of the people in this note, which makes me think I should reevaluate my group of friends.
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We collect FOUND stuff: love letters, birthday cards, kids' homework,
to-do lists, ticket stubs, poetry on napkins, telephone bills, doodles -
anything that gives a glimpse into someone
else's life. Anything goes...
The sexy table has a lot of nerve, calling George Washington an ass hole.
Dude is hot, I think we get it.
1) I'll wager the "sexy table" isn't sexy.
2) I completely agree with the writer: George Washington, you better go out with martha for she can shut up.
I'm guessing smart=sexy isn't entirely relevent in SLC. Is it even a question?
Forget I asked.
This is kindove stupid....
wow. Whoever wrote this has a lot of mental problems. Not just emotionally, but socially. English may be their second language or they might have a learning disorder. Whoever wrote this doesn't have a very high opinion of "Martha" and they lie quite a bit about nothing important. S/he lies just to lie and it may be pathological so they may not realize they're doing it until after they've already said what they've said. They also seem to be self-conscious but tries to make the apperance that they're not
I'm liking that word 'kindove'! It's kindove like sortove.
It could be that Martha doesn't really like George and The Sexy Table is setting him up. Such games have been played.
Kindove and sortove in the writing of middle schoolers isn't as bad as "would of" and "might of" written in otherwise formal correspondence by adults in responsible positions. I received a memo in which I was congratulated on taking certain steps which, if ignored "might of led to problems which would of brought longterm consequences." Might HAVE, would HAVE, people. I decided to reevaluate my working environment!
Calling a person an asshole should possibly come AFTER you tell them you're hot...certainly not before! Sounds like the writer, not Martha, is the one obsessed with the recipient's hotness. Martha is a blind. "She wants you to sit at our table even if you don't sit by her." Yeah, right. The writer doesn't want him to sit by Martha, but to sit by meeee!! I don't have N8tiveme's cred, but the spiky twisted handwriting looks like an emotional time-bomb to me.
And I agree, very few middleschool girls are sexy. Particularly the ones who think they are.
You should reevaluate your school. This person Can not write the language. A,few, too, many, commas.
Wow.
I'm really glad I'm not in high school any more. This note brought back all the drama.
PLEASE...MAKE HER STOP WRITING!!!!
From,
the,
sexy,
table,
......I'm waiting for the close of this awful letter!
Actually Graphologist/N8tive, this is very typical and normal 6th or 7th grade handwriting/language. No mental problems, no learning disabilities, just young. My daughter is in 7th grade, so between her and all her little friends, I've seen more than my share of notes like this.
And back when I was in 6th/7th grade in the early 70's, my girlfriends and I were writing the same kinds of things.
oh, poor martha, you're that girl.
i don't know what i dislike more, the find or the psychological assessments people think they can make from finds.
goddamn people, just make some pointy, witty comment so we all can chuckle to ourselves while sipping lattes.
you're not going to sum up someone's mental state from a find, no matter how revealing it is.
Martha!! Slowly I turned, step by step, inch by inch...
@Steph
the,
end.
Mingus, well said.
Now, for my other 2 cents: Good thing we aren't privy to their text messages.
Having much experience with kids that age, I would say the Sexy Table is way more aggressive than Ass Hole. Poor Ass Hole...he is being humiliated by those skanks.
Good thing he walked away, hopefully with his dignity
ARRRGGGG! Not first thing in the morning!
Gotta come back later after I've been fortified with coffee
I don't think the letter writer is "Matha", no matter how drunk I was in 7th grade I never misspelled my own name. I still challenge hot guys to go out with my friends via notes. More often than not it doesn't work.
@mingus: sorry, I'm going to make an assessment based on this find. The entire population of the sexy table has lead poisoning. And it's advanced too far for effective intervention.
@Mingus: I don't remember reading any witty comments from YOU....
Besides, unfounded speculation is one of the purposes of Found.
Witty lies in the brain of the beholder. One man's witty is another man's lame. Or is that flame? It usually is on the Internet...
Arggggggggggghhhhhhh....bear's head hurts-so badly-make her stop writing-please.....
I'm worried. A dear sweet friend of mine is being a little feisty. It's not really out of character but it's out of character in this venue.
Are you okay?
uhh...at least the writer didn't use the word anywho.
I'm fine. Don't worry. Be happy.
Okey-dokey then.
I like seeing the spunky you here sometimes!
I'm truly frightened that this was written by a middle school student. Even if they are from Utah this level of ignorance is unacceptable. Perhaps it's just the females they are failing to educate, after all, they'll only need to be cooking and baby-producing machines for her man and possibly redundant at that.
Sorry, to go off on that, but, I've been looking at the electoral maps lately and I'm amazed that in 2008 the Red States STILL read like a Maury Povich Show Grand Bus Tour of Wanton Ignorance and Hatred and Utah is way up there.
Matha is hot. GOD SHE WOULD SHUT UP.
By "sexy," they must mean, "barely literate."
Im guessing they mean "scared little girls trying to dress and act way beyond their maturity level..." by sexy. Im glad I dont have kids yet. Middle school aged girls are to insecure to not model their behavior/dress after what they see as cool on tv...and all they see is Hannah Montana and Jaime Lynn...but i so dont wanna be that mom that homeschools and only lets her kids watch the discovery channel so that they turn out all socially awkward...but i guess that is preferable to prematurely slutty and completely insecure....someone please come up with an alternative in the next 15 years...i figure that gives me 5 years to have kids and then 10 for them to start paying attention to that shit...
Makes me glad I was a nerd in school and never had the dubious pleasure of being one of the 'kindove mean' girls on the, sexy, table,
Methinks poor old Martha is being set up for a fall. Lets hope she has 'Carrie' style powers and wipes them all out......=)
Kindove..
sortove..
OVCOARSE!!
Proper response -
"No! I woanot go out wit yu and stuff"
Wow, Mingus, you sound like an ass. Not everyone in the world is witty. Especially not you.
Mingus Campbell--is that YOU? It's certainly his style.
(Spelling aside, only Jonathan and the UK contingent will understand the reference.)
Girls that talk to much and use the same words and phrases over and over....Jr. High Schools are full of them! "he so hot" "it's like" "oh my god" "like" "I know right" MOST grow out of it. It's the women in their 20s & 30s that still do it that need to really need to read a book.
This person is contradictory.
I'm confused, and that's all I have to say.
Wow.
that's all I have to say.
@Miss Scarlett--Pray for boys.
i may be wrong... but from what the sexy table's spokesperson is saying, the asshole is ugly.
omigod, like, waitaminute!!
"I found this on the hallway floor in my junior high school. I think I know some of the people in this note, which makes me think I should reevaluate my group of friends."
You can communicate! What are you doing around the, sexy, table,? I totally told them NO intelligence around the table. It makes us appear, like, less hot.
Gawd.
My IQ dropped a few points after reading that.
Better go out with Martha cause who ever wrote the note seems to be on the verge of getting a headache cause Martha won't shut up.